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Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:07 am to
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:07 am to
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You better watch out. The self righteous wanker spreading the good word to the savages will call you a racist.


Yeah, you're not racist at all.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2073 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 1:31 pm to
I went to college with a guy named Harry Bush. The dumb thing about it was, Harry was his middle name, so he could have avoided so much by going by his first name.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 1:33 pm to
That happened today. Someone back home named their kid Lux Lyric.

Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98922 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 2:08 pm to
If I had a nickel for every kid I came across when I worked in middle school who shared the name of a 90s/early 00s rapper, I'd have those sideline Rupp Arena seats by now.

Mystikal, Juvenile (or just Juvey), Tupac, etc.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 2:40 pm to
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"D''Brickashaw" is the single most fricked up, weirdest, ghettoest name to ever exist.


I see your "D'Brickashaw," and raise you a "L'Tydrick."

Played for TAMU in the mid -00's. WR, I think. Last name was Rawson or Riley or something.

Don't know why his name stuck out to me
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11081 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 3:15 pm to
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139838 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Dumbest and weirdest names you've seen or heard


sms151t has got to be the dumbest name on the interwebz. I also hear he is a dumb SOB.
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:19 pm to
My old bio teach said she went to school with a guy named Hakeem Supreme Everlasting Greene.


That was his full name
Posted by Buddy2012
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
2861 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:26 pm to
Went to college with a guy named Dick Seaman. As mentioned before not sure why he didn't go by Richard or Rich.

Dated a gal, last name Barr. Her and her ex named their son Heath.

Guy with last name Christmas named his daughter Mary
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 7:37 pm to
Latreena
Posted by redandblackattack
Spring Hill florida
Member since Nov 2012
2193 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 9:14 pm to
Little late to this thread..but..a couple of years back I was doing anesthesia rounds at a surgery center and I had a loud and vocal patient bitching about everything....her name...and you can't make this sh$t up was Shitaco Brown, on the chart it read Brown Shitaco! Unbelievable....her parents are proud i'm sure...
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44748 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 9:46 pm to
La-a. Prounced Ladasha, because "da dash ain't silent". This was several years ago at a department store in Norfolk.
Posted by Geauxdhan08
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2015
357 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 12:46 am to
I knew this girl who changed her name to "Satin" as she pronounced it but she spelled it Satan. Her mom was pissed
Posted by navynuke
Member since Jun 2016
4975 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:29 am to
Yeah, you're not a self righteous Wanker at all.
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