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re: "Dear Killz" Advice and Help Column
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:24 pm to Jma313
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:24 pm to Jma313
Jma313
I love to eat the pink taco, so this would be a deal breaker for me.
buy some automatic deodorizer dispensers. That may help.
Good luck.
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My roommates girlfriends vagina smells up the entire house when they go to bed. Not kidding this bitches pussy smells like the Great Depression. He doesn't notice it since he cannot smell anything. What's a man to do?
I love to eat the pink taco, so this would be a deal breaker for me.
buy some automatic deodorizer dispensers. That may help.
Good luck.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 6:36 pm
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Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:28 pm to mizzoukills
Yes I have those. They don't do shite. My house smells like the rotten meat locker at a Captian Ds on Saturday or Friday nights when they get drunk and bang. I'm honestly thinking about getting a military grade gas mask and some delycing powder
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:33 pm to Jma313
You could move out or ask him to move out. If he asks why, tell him that you're tired of the smell. If he asks what smell, tell him, "you know what smell".
If he still doesn't get it, go to the store and buy a box of taco shells and pink spray paint. Paint a taco shell pink.
Place an open container of sardines in the sun for a day.
Put the sardines in the pink taco and leave the taco on the kitchen counter in plain sight where he can't miss it.
If he doesn't get the message, you not only have an odor problem but also a retard problem.
Killz
If he still doesn't get it, go to the store and buy a box of taco shells and pink spray paint. Paint a taco shell pink.
Place an open container of sardines in the sun for a day.
Put the sardines in the pink taco and leave the taco on the kitchen counter in plain sight where he can't miss it.
If he doesn't get the message, you not only have an odor problem but also a retard problem.
Killz
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:38 pm to mizzoukills
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re: Killz Advice and Help Column (Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:33 p.m. to Jma313) You could move out or ask him to move out. If he asks why, tell him that you're tired of the smell. If he asks what smell, tell him, "you know what smell". If he still doesn't get it, go to the store and buy a box of taco shells and pink spray paint. Paint a taco shell pink. Place an open container of sardines in the sun for a day. Put the sardines in the pink taco and leave the taco on the kitchen counter in plain sight where he can't miss it. If he doesn't get the message, you not only have an odor problem but also a retard problem.
Post of the day
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:39 pm to Jma313
But it's the truth. 
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:44 pm to mizzoukills
I love bad bitches that's my fricking problem. Help?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:47 pm to GCTiger11
GCTiger
Nothing wrong with that. Just don't marry one.
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Love bad bitches. Help.
Nothing wrong with that. Just don't marry one.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 6:58 pm to Jma313
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You could move out or ask him to move out. If he asks why, tell him that you're tired of the smell. If he asks what smell, tell him, "you know what smell".
If he still doesn't get it, go to the store and buy a box of taco shells and pink spray paint. Paint a taco shell pink.
Place an open container of sardines in the sun for a day.
Put the sardines in the pink taco and leave the taco on the kitchen counter in plain sight where he can't miss it.
If he doesn't get the message, you not only have an odor problem but also a retard problem.
Killz
Option 2:
Rufie her up nice and good. Might as well rufie your roommate too, just in case. When she's passed out, jam 6 or 7 jolly ranchers up in her vagina. Now when she walks around, it'll smell like fruity candy.
Make sure they're all the same flavor, or else the motley of scents will be overwhelming and you'll probably vomit.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:13 pm to InVolNerable
Option 3:
Open your place to the public on Friday nights. Catholics love a good fish fry during lent.
Might as well make some money while you are forced to put up with this shite...
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:18 pm to mizzoukills
I'm gonna cook cabbage with my gas mask on. Biological warfare on their arse
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:38 pm to mizzoukills
What is the secret to life?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:46 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
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What is the secret to life?
All things in moderation except secks.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:47 pm to semotruman
How much cocaine counts as "in moderation"?
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:48 pm to semotruman
This is by far one of my favorite threads I've ever read on this site.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 7:54 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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This is by far one of my favorite threads I've ever read on this site.
Agreed.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:05 pm to KurtGoBang1
Yeah, this one is good, definitely one of the best. We need more like this!
Posted on 3/18/13 at 8:09 pm to mizzoukills
Everytime I go to the bathroom the toilet paper reels empty and I dont know it until I'm done.
This post was edited on 3/29/13 at 1:26 am
Posted on 3/18/13 at 9:58 pm to gateway2mizzou01
UPDATE
MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE RAGING LOW TIDE ROTTEN DEAD RAT IN THE WALL PUSSY. HELP.
MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE RAGING LOW TIDE ROTTEN DEAD RAT IN THE WALL PUSSY. HELP.
Posted on 3/18/13 at 10:02 pm to Jma313
Buy a fricking taco, paint it pink, load it with sardines, and throw it in their bedroom...and quit bitching about it.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 3/18/13 at 10:04 pm to mizzoukills
I just put a towel under the bottom of the door and sprayed air freshener
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