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Posted on 3/19/13 at 9:27 pm to Wrenchruh
Posted on 3/19/13 at 9:27 pm to Wrenchruh
Wrenchruh,
We speak the same language.
Any mad scientist understands that cloning an alter is a risky endeavor, but the rewards are great if your alter can evade detection.
I suggest you create an alter who hates you. Gender doesn't matter. And make certain to have heated conversations with your alter. Interaction between you and your alter is what pumps your alter's lifeblood.
- Killz
We speak the same language.
Any mad scientist understands that cloning an alter is a risky endeavor, but the rewards are great if your alter can evade detection.
I suggest you create an alter who hates you. Gender doesn't matter. And make certain to have heated conversations with your alter. Interaction between you and your alter is what pumps your alter's lifeblood.
- Killz
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Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:09 pm to mizzoukills
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Dear Killz Advice and Help Column
MSCoastTigerGirl
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I watched my dog die of cancer at 2:12 am this morning. I'm a hysterical wreck right now.
Should I go get drunk? I'm thinking yes.
I would say don't get drunk. Alcohol is only a temporary solution to problems or emotional grievance. Essentially, drinking postpones emotional pain to a later date. You gain nothing from it other than numbing the pain...but the pain still exists deep inside your soul and it'll wait to torture you another time.
I suggest you confront your loss head on...and sober. Force yourself to remember all of the good times with your dog. Forget the sad moments. Allow those moments to fade from your memory.
Look at pictures...cry...look at more pictures...cry. Be emotional. Allow yourself to grieve.
Call a close friend or family member who was familiar with your dog or who happened to share valuable experiences with your dog. Tell stories about your dog. Laugh. Cry.
Once again, confront your loss head on. You'll never move on properly if you delay your loss with alcohol. And, remember how great of a companion you were to your dog. You were there for him when he needed you most...
...and because you were there for him when he needed you most, he died in peace with love in his heart. And trust me when I tell you to feel comfort in the fact that he knew he was fortunate to have a wonderful loving companion in his life. Feel comfort knowing that his last image of you was, in his heart and soul, a blessing.
-Killz
PS. Once you've grieved a little, get out of your house. Go for a country drive. Put some music in the car and drive down a meandering country road with the purpose to get lost.
It is when we are lost that we discover ourselves. There is more truth in that than you realize.
You'll feel better when you come back home. Enlightened.
Damn Killz that's actually pretty solid.
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:20 pm to mizzoukills
Oh shite that was amazing kills 
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:22 pm to McRebel42
I'm not a complete idiot. I have the ability to shine every now and then.
It's rare though...
It's rare though...
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:22 pm to McRebel42
My boi killz be keepin it real up in hurr
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:30 pm to mizzoukills
Well I started reading this thread with the false understanding that this would be a complete and utter farce and the you go dropping troofs left and right.
I was shocked and impressed well done good sir well done.
P.S. one of my favorite threads I've reading since joining.
I was shocked and impressed well done good sir well done.
P.S. one of my favorite threads I've reading since joining.
This post was edited on 3/19/13 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:36 pm to McRebel42
Bring more peeps up in here. Link to this thread.
I've responded to every single post and am willing to continue...
Dr. Killz
I've responded to every single post and am willing to continue...
Dr. Killz
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:37 pm to TbirdSpur2010
TBird,
Welcome home, son!
Welcome home, son!
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:38 pm to mizzoukills
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I've responded to every single post and am willing to continue
but you haven't answered every one
This post was edited on 3/19/13 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:41 pm to InVolNerable
Whatcha talkin bout, Willis? I responded with:
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Admit it...you like the name
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:41 pm to mizzoukills
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Welcome home, son!
I've been lurking and approving.
Decided to come in from the cold
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:42 pm to TbirdSpur2010
TBird,
You in Missouri yet? You do realize you're gonna become a true son of Missouri, right?
You in Missouri yet? You do realize you're gonna become a true son of Missouri, right?
Posted on 3/19/13 at 10:51 pm to NCrawler
Ncrawler
Did you enjoy the meal before you cracked open the fortune cookie?
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I ate at a local Chinese restaurant for lunch today. When the meal was over I cracked open my fortune cookie and it said, "Congratulations, now you know what cat tastes like!" What should I do? Should I use the lucky numbers on the fortune in the next Powerball drawing?
Did you enjoy the meal before you cracked open the fortune cookie?
Posted on 3/19/13 at 11:21 pm to mizzoukills
Ok SWK I'm 25 at the moment but what do you say the chances are that in my lifetime we will land a human on Mars or make E.T contact? Which one will happen first?? Finally will landing on mars and having a forward base there be the catalyst to making the E.T. contact ???
TIA
TIA
This post was edited on 3/19/13 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 3/19/13 at 11:23 pm to McRebel42
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IYO???
I don't want his opinion. I want scientific facts, killz.
Posted on 3/20/13 at 12:06 am to mizzoukills
a month ago, one of my two best friends since i was like two years old told me she loved me and i had to turn her down. we havent spoke since and its been a pretty bad ordeal. recently i have met this girl who i really want to ask out but i dont want to ask her out after having to turn down my best friend so recently and making an all ready shitty situation any worse. any advice on what i should do?
Posted on 3/20/13 at 12:11 am to mizzoukills
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TBird,
You in Missouri yet? You do realize you're gonna become a true son of Missouri, right?
Never!
My house is already protected, as it flies under the Lone Star
A little piece of Texas territory in the Mizzou countryside. The Texan Embassy, if you will Posted on 3/20/13 at 12:18 am to TbirdSpur2010
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My house is already protected, as it flies under the Lone Star A little piece of Texas territory in the Mizzou countryside. The Texan Embassy, if you will
What I'll be flying when I move to Houston:
Posted on 3/20/13 at 12:23 am to McRebel42
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:39 am to McRebel42
McReb
Extraterrestrials
ET made contact with the Earth a few billion years ago when meteorites and asteroids harboring microbes - comets the essence of life - pummeled our planet.
In fact, life on Earth may be the extraterrestrial.
If you're a Christian, you must believe in aliens because God and the angels are simultaneously terrestrial and extraterrestrial.
I mean, how do you explain heaven? Even if heaven exists on another dimensional plane or perhaps in an alternate universe (which quantum physics supports, btw), that would imply that heaven is not of this Earth....which makes God and his angels extraterrestrial.
So, no matter if you have a religious or scientific point of view (or a blend of both), in some form you support a belief in extraterrestrial life whether thru faith or scientific theory.
Mars
Humans will walk on Mars before 2050, assuming that we haven't annihilated our species before then.
-Killz
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Ok SWK I'm 25 at the moment but what do you say the chances are that in my lifetime we will land a human on Mars or make E.T contact? Which one will happen first?? Finally will landing on mars and having a forward base there be the catalyst to making the E.T. contact ???
Extraterrestrials
ET made contact with the Earth a few billion years ago when meteorites and asteroids harboring microbes - comets the essence of life - pummeled our planet.
In fact, life on Earth may be the extraterrestrial.
If you're a Christian, you must believe in aliens because God and the angels are simultaneously terrestrial and extraterrestrial.
I mean, how do you explain heaven? Even if heaven exists on another dimensional plane or perhaps in an alternate universe (which quantum physics supports, btw), that would imply that heaven is not of this Earth....which makes God and his angels extraterrestrial.
So, no matter if you have a religious or scientific point of view (or a blend of both), in some form you support a belief in extraterrestrial life whether thru faith or scientific theory.
Mars
Humans will walk on Mars before 2050, assuming that we haven't annihilated our species before then.
-Killz
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 12:01 pm
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