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re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you)

Posted on 3/9/14 at 10:22 am to
Posted by bullpup01
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Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted by rootisback
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:10 pm to
thanks for not posting video
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I am sitting in room 3 on the third floor of Erlanger Medical Center.


How was the facility? Have a family member who was steered that way recently?

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The arse-floor.


Some places near you have a similar facility but their own building called The Butt Barn or some such

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Don't laugh, it could happen to you


Wait till you get older, you will imagine what will happen as time catches up. Trust me, your ordeal was simple to what is in your middle age and old age future.

Get regular now, thank me 20 - 40 years from now
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:22 pm to
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CheeseburgerEddie


Not only a dude but a doc educated at Pedo State.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:23 pm to
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CheeseburgerEddie


quote:

I was just trying to look him/her up cause you said she was good looking.


I like that you are always a self starter CE!
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:32 pm to
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The worst was re-packing the incision with gauze 4 or 5 times a day.


The worst was the Doc hitting the area with some locals.

Me : Shots don't generally bother me, how bad does it sting?

Doc : Like getting a shot in your eyeball

Me : Oh (surprised)

Doc hit me 4 or 5 times before the numbing agents kicked in and aside from local tooth extraction (where the local had worn off before I got the painkiller) that pain was pretty damn intense.

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I got lucky because mine wasn't that bad.


flushing under running tub faucet after each crap was pretty damn unpleasant it straddled the interior and exterior where they pit the stitches and it is not dry enough all the time to heal faster.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
I skipped this thread earlier in the year.

but...


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 11:05 pm to
Yeah. Stacked should have just left the Rant after this thread. He's never going to have one better.
Posted by rugbyag
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 9:23 am to
Wow! How did I miss this thread earlier. Trying to hold my laughs in at work made me sound like a giggling middle school girl.
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 10:19 am
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:07 am to
We need a Hall of Fame section where threads like this can get voted in.
Posted by lsusteve1
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:27 am to
Greatness!

You sir deserve an award.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 6:36 pm to
Don't say I never did anything for you Stacked
Posted by BoardReader
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 8:20 pm to
Was there ever a follow-up? Did the compacted a-hole kill him? Is he now in gay porn, using the tag line 'Time to make the doughnuts'?

What ever became of our poor hero?
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