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re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you)
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:11 pm to The Spleen
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:11 pm to The Spleen
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My surgery was just to remove a cyst in my crack though.
Worst experience of my life. Indescribable pain.
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:12 pm to Stacked
I hope you haven't tried diet change yet and it's still an option.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:12 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Maybe it was his nurse?
Maybe it's just me but if a Doctor is about to cut on me I'd hope he wouldn't leave an exam up to his nurse and he or she would do it themselves.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:19 pm to Stacked
I don't know what you do for a living but you missed out on writing sitcoms.
Congrats on being violated by a pretty sex offender
Dr. Moore has a rapey look about him. Prayers sent.
Congrats on being violated by a pretty sex offender
Dr. Moore has a rapey look about him. Prayers sent.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:23 pm to Stacked
Here's my arse-doctor:
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:27 pm to wmr
Well he looks like a happy person.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:30 pm to Stacked
If someone was going to stick a bunch of things up your a-hole, at least she was hot.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:34 pm to Duke
I know right, it is usually the less hot ones willing to stick things up buttholes.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:36 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Gotta look for the bright sides in life.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:42 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Worst experience of my life. Indescribable pain.
Yeah, a lot of people have said that, but I guess I got lucky because mine wasn't that bad. The first couple of days after the surgery sucked, but after that it was pretty manageable. The worst was re-packing the incision with gauze 4 or 5 times a day.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:45 pm to The Spleen
I wonder if the pretty nurse doctor regrets her career choice. She could have chosen to work on the knees of athletes.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:58 pm to UMRealist
It was a million in one shot doc 
Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:10 pm to bird35
Some people just like butthole.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 6:43 pm to Stacked
Sweet Lord.
One of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this board
The "pride beside me on the floor" line did me in
One of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this board
The "pride beside me on the floor" line did me in
Posted on 2/26/14 at 8:30 pm to Stacked
At least the bitch coulda given you a prostate massage and a happy ending. frick that shite.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 8:37 pm to Stacked
I am crying laughing
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:17 pm to Legendary0903
Very excellent OP.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:23 pm to Stacked
Took me a while to get up the courage to click this thread but after reading it all I can say is
Good luck with the new and improved turd cutter.
Good luck with the new and improved turd cutter.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:40 pm to Stacked
I'm favoriting this for a bad day.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:43 pm to Agforlife
This thread is oddly... and creepily... fascinating.
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