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re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you)

Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

I'm a perfect a-hole now


FIFY
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:17 pm to
That was like magic
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

POTMFY



I definitely bookmarked it for SECYs nomination this summer
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Up in this mother fricker


Gotta be a better way to say that.


quote:

I feel for your a-hole


Definitely a better way to say that.
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 12:37 pm to
A+ Read, can't wait for the sequel.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:24 pm to
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5:00pm Dr. Moore puts enough things in my a-hole to make a gay man uncomfortable.

5:05pm Dr. Moore tells me that my sphincter is "extraordinarily tight."

5:05pm I tell Dr. Moore thank you.


I totally lost it.

POTY
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:50 pm to
Pics of doctor moore,

Or can I get a website of the office, I am sure there are pics there.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:52 pm to
LINK

OP is hiding something.

You better come clean soon.
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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15574 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 1:54 pm to
I present to you, Dr. Moore



LINK
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

I present to you, Dr. Moore


Um,frick no.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:00 pm to
Females looking at my pooper don't look like that.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:01 pm to
I looked up the Dr. Moore on the Erslander medical center or whatever the name was you posted and that was what came up.

Maybe they have two butthole doctors named Dr. Moore there, but that seems unlikely to me.

I'll choose to believe you I guess.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:03 pm to
Well maybe it's someone in that bro's office that does butthole work but that ain't the girl that did it to me. Is that at Erlanger in Chattanooga?
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:04 pm to
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975 East Third Street Chattanooga, TN 37403


Maybe fake Dr. Moore was some random girl that wanted to play with your butthole.

I was just trying to look him/her up cause you said she was good looking.
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 2:05 pm
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:04 pm to
For all I know that's who's doing the actual surgery and he had someone do the tests. I assumed it was her testing me.

We'll find out soon (monday)
This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37735 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:05 pm to
Sounds like you may have been the victim of a very crafty female sex offender.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:08 pm to
Maybe it was his nurse?
Posted by ODoyleRulez
Member since Apr 2011
958 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you may have been the victim of a very crafty female sex offender.


In that case, how hot are we talking here?? I'm a short 2.5 hrs away in Nashville
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you may have been the victim of a very crafty female sex offender.


fricking sex offenders.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 2/26/14 at 2:09 pm to
I can't imagine ever wanting to go into the butt doctor specialty.
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