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re: A recap of my visit to the arse Doctor. (Don't laugh, it could happen to you)
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:52 pm to Stacked
Posted on 2/26/14 at 9:52 pm to Stacked
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46pm I'm trying frantically to make my penis look bigger. I fail miserably
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4:52pm I never get to poop, It was a trick.
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5:05pm Dr. Moore tells me that my sphincter is "extraordinarily tight."
5:05pm I tell Dr. Moore thank you.
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5:07pm I'm worried about Doc turning dis cheerio into a doughnut.
You won the internet with this
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Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:03 pm to Stacked
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Dr. Moore tells me that my sphincter is "extraordinarily tight."
5:05pm I tell Dr. Moore thank you.
I lost it at this part
I would have said "can I test yours to see if it's too tight?"
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:05 pm to deltaland
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I would have said "can I test yours to see if it's too tight?"
No you wouldn't.
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:10 pm to CatFan81
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CatFan81
Don't count up this thread
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:11 pm to Stacked
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:17 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Don't count up this thread
Suck my salty balls. How's that for counting up a thread?
Posted on 2/26/14 at 10:34 pm to CatFan81
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No you wouldn't.
You obviously don't know me very well
Posted on 2/26/14 at 11:22 pm to Stacked
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We are both uncomfortable with what she just said.
lmao
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:34 am to Stacked
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5:20pm I drive home thinking about how in a few days I will literally have someone "rip me a new a-hole."
Can't wait for the next update
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:08 am to Stacked
My life is better for having read that. Holy shite that's funny.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 8:28 am to Stacked
RA'd for a sticky... Everyone needs to read this internet glory...
Just texted the link to my dad who has to go to the proctologist next week
Just texted the link to my dad who has to go to the proctologist next week
Posted on 2/27/14 at 12:42 pm to Stacked
I couldn't stop laughing. The mental images I conjured up of a "hot doc" and your arse in the air were more than I could take. Good luck Monday and we will all wait for a detailed update.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 2:17 pm to Stacked
Holy frick this was pure gold.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 2:44 pm to Stacked
Posted on 3/2/14 at 1:34 am to Houston Summit
Update?
Posted on 3/3/14 at 2:16 pm to TTsTowel
Bump for the update
Posted on 3/8/14 at 9:29 pm to ODoyleRulez
Bump. How'd everything go, Stacked?
Posted on 3/9/14 at 7:55 am to Mr. Blutarski
Everything went well, Blutarski. No witty attempts during recovery but reading all of you guys' reply to this thread certainly has made me feel better.
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:09 am to Stacked
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5:05pm I tell Dr. Moore thank you.
Lost it here
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:37 am to Stacked
This never gets old
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