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re: Kill the Catfish Hole B.S.

Posted on 2/4/16 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by LAHog124
Arlen, Texas
Member since Mar 2015
978 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 5:57 pm to
Me and my dad ate there leaving the spring game this past year, overrated as frick.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19911 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Kill the Catfish Hole B.S.


Agree
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132211 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:04 pm to
2 pages and nobody has linked the roy d mercer(rip) call to the catfish hole?
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:05 pm to
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One might get blocked.



ZING!
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:07 pm to
I haven't been to Fayetteville in so long that I can't actually comment with any recommendations, BUT I do hope they start focusing on Dickson St. Seriously, Fayetteville has some smoking hot coeds and a lot of them can be found on Dickson. It's not rocket science. Have them as near to those kids as often as possible.
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4632 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:11 pm to
If they want to feed them Catfish Hole food, they should set up a spread on campus or something and have Catfish Hole cater it. Invite a lot of "talent" to wait tables and show the boys a good time.

I've never been to the Catfish Hole recruit thing, but I always just envision a bunch of overweight white retirees staring at young black kids, making them uncomfortable.

Then if you want to take them out to dinner, take them somewhere on Dickson. Get the student body involved somehow where it's actual young, attractive people who look like people these kids would want to hang out with.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:11 pm to
Maybe we should ask players what they liked and disliked. Alter our approach to what THEY want. It's sales. It doesn't help that some only see Fayetteville during the dead of winter. That area's worst time. Got to play to our strengths.










And cheat.
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4632 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:13 pm to
Here's an idea: reserve the entire street side of JJs (weather permitting). Feed them there while hot coeds parade past and not so discretely slip the boys numbers and give them attention.
Posted by oklahogjr
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:17 pm to
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pioneerbasketball

hey pioneer. Have you ever considered starting the 2017 recruiting thread?
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

Invite a lot of "talent" to wait tables and show the boys a good time.


That's not tartar sauce!
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Member since Nov 2011
46336 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:27 pm to
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If they want to feed them Catfish Hole food, they should set up a spread on campus or something and have Catfish Hole cater it. Invite a lot of "talent" to wait tables and show the boys a good time. 

quote:

Then if you want to take them out to dinner, take them somewhere on Dickson. Get the student body involved somehow where it's actual young, attractive people who look like people these kids would want to hang out with.

All of this
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4632 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:31 pm to
Blindfold them and take them up to Crystal Bridges at night. Feed them a feast in the grand hall and have some freaky Eyes Wide Shut stuff going on throughout the museum then tell them they'll get a key to this "club" once they sign.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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46336 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:47 pm to
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I always just envision a bunch of overweight white retirees staring at young black kids, making them uncomfortable.
Posted by hogfly
Fayetteville, AR
Member since May 2014
4632 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:55 pm to
Maybe it's a secret screening process.

It's #uncommon for kids to actually like the Catfish Hole experience.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:56 pm to
Licking grease off their fingers.
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
3559 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:57 pm to
Sorry but an 18 year old from a poor upbringing could give a shite about a nice risotto.

All you can eat fried food though, IN.


These are 18 year olds. Let the coaches who do this shite as their jobs decide on where to take recruits.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:57 pm to
What bodily member got lodged in the Catfish Hole to evoke this kind of response?

We have a few Catfish Holes in CenArk. Is this the same restaurant with different locations? If so the food is aight.

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Pioneerbasketball, is it time to begin the 2018 recruiting thread?


FIFY. Never too early for the Pioneer.
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15319 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:58 pm to
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Our recruiting would double if u took a kid to does then a night out on Dickson street on a Friday night let the white sorority drunk sluts do what they do and bam 


This already happens
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:05 pm to
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Sorry but an 18 year old from a poor upbringing could give a shite about a nice risotto.


1 not all recruits are poor. 2 no one here is talking about taking them out to somewhere super fancy. Just somewhere that has better food than the catfish hole with creepy middle aged dudes who tweet at you staring you down at dinner time.
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