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What's the largest animal you could take in a 1v1 death match
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:02 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:02 am
Unarmed combat to the death. The biggest animal you could take on. I think I would be able to take on a German Shep. Not a trained one but I could take one in a back alley street fight.
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:04 am to Patton
Probably an ostrich. It would probably run away from me, but that neck would take close to nothing to snap
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:06 am to Patton
I've heard bad shite about geese being aggressive, but I could take a goose. I'd break that long-arse neck neck like a twig.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:07 am to Bama Bird
I bet I could take a Hyena on and win. Those pussy arse bitches.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:08 am to Tantal
Geese? You could kick that thing to death unless you're only 2 feet tall
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:10 am to Patton
the caucasian shepherd would be tough
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:14 am to heartbreakTiger
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caucasian shepherd would be tough
forget it
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:14 am to Patton
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I bet I could take a Hyena on and win.
They're 150-170 lb. wild dogs. I had a 125 lb. female Bullmastiff that I wouldn't have messed with. Absent a firearm, that hyena would wreck you.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 12:17 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:17 am to Bama Bird
quote:They're apparently very aggressive, territorial, and have been known to attack humans with success. I've always thought "grab that motherfricker by the head and start twisting until it snaps."
Geese?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:21 am to Bama Bird
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Probably an ostrich. It would probably run away from me, but that neck would take close to nothing to snap
Nobody in here stands a chance against an ostrich. Fact
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:22 am to Tds & Beer
If I'm fighting for my life, I would bet on myself to prevail against an ostrich. How would it possibly kill me?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:24 am to Tantal
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They're apparently very aggressive, territorial, and have been known to attack humans with success. I've always thought "grab that motherfricker by the head and start twisting until it snaps."
its not as easy as you think...when they start runnign at you some evolutionary reaction makes you run the frick away..if it was life or death though i could totally go for the neck
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:24 am to Bama Bird
An ostrich could rip open your stomach with his claws.
I'm not saying you couldn't get lucky and grab his neck before he kicks you... But it would be a dangerous encounter.
I'm not saying you couldn't get lucky and grab his neck before he kicks you... But it would be a dangerous encounter.
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:24 am to Bama Bird
They kick. Really hard. One kick and you are on the ground
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:27 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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a cow
Apparently, you've never dealt with cows…..at least full grown ones. They'll hurt you, even if by accident. Without guns, knives, garrotes, etc., you're not beating a cow.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:27 am to Tds & Beer
i'm gonna say a super huge anaconda
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:29 am to K9
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i'm gonna say a super huge anaconda
With a knife, this would be a good fight.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:32 am to Yat27
humans really don't have a chance against bigger animals without some kind of weapon
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:32 am to Tantal
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Apparently, you've never dealt with cows…..at least full grown ones. They'll hurt you, even if by accident. Without guns, knives, garrotes, etc., you're not beating a cow.
nah bud. i've been around enough cows to know how to kill one. they aren't smart animals.
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