re: Outdoor confessions

Heading to my camp in my buddies boat which is about 6 miles from the launch. We were fired up, jamming to music and crushing beers. Forgot the plug and noticed when we slowed down that water was pooling up on the floor. We freaked out and instead of turning around and hauling arse to drain it out he gunned it to the bank of the bayou. The bayou was too steep and when we stopped the water from our wake swamped the boat. We started throwing all our shite out the boat to keep it from getting wet while the boat gradually sunk to the top rail. Took about an hour but we finally bailed enough to get the bilge working and made it to the camp.