re: Just shake my phucking hand

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You would be surprised at what people will do and not wash their hands. During genital exams at my office, people will grab their junk with their bare hands and not wash them when they leave to check out. You're probably getting some dried up ball soup from someone's hands during a handshake this summer. Enjoy.

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Yea the handshake is a weird tradition. People are dirty as frick. I don’t really have a desire to touch every random person’s hand that just picked their nose, ear, picked food out of their teeth and scratched their swampy arse.

I’m going to keep shaking hands but that doesn’t mean I don’t think it’s a pointless tradition that I wouldn’t mind seeing die