Tortious
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Location: | ATX |
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Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
Occupation: | First Time Offender |
Number of Posts: | 5140 |
Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Truckers in left lane on east/west I-10 Bonnet Carré Spillway Bridge
Posted by Tortious on 5/10/24 at 4:07 pm
[quote]Peyronie's Disease[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Top states ranking- Louisiana ranked 50
Posted by Tortious on 5/10/24 at 1:30 pm
[quote]#50? Still too high.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: White women love to be pounded by a big bull - NSFW
Posted by Tortious on 5/9/24 at 5:22 pm
[quote]DarthRebel[/quote]
I've said it before, but your search history must be glorious....
re: Are boat launches some of the most comical places on earth?
Posted by Tortious on 5/7/24 at 4:43 pm
[quote]Fred's on the Amite River and sit on the patio cracking cold ones on Saturday or Sunday afternoon[/quote]
Yep...
re: Naked Florida woman arrested after breaking into neighbor's home
Posted by Tortious on 5/7/24 at 7:27 am
[quote]VinegarStrokes[/quote]
:lol:...
re: What is your Favorite Scenes From A Few Good Men
Posted by Tortious on 5/3/24 at 1:59 pm
[quote]For such a relatively minor role I always though Keifer Sutherland nailed the character.[/quote]
[embed]https://youtu.be/vBO_RZMH6gk?si=lAe1ToINa3ZbWyOX[/embed]...
re: Need a rating on the New Day USA loan MILF....
Posted by Tortious on 5/2/24 at 11:51 am
Would enter into long term financial deal with....
re: Scientists reveal the face of a Neanderthal who lived 75,000 years ago
Posted by Tortious on 5/2/24 at 11:22 am
[quote]Ive seen better looking Neanderthals walking in the quad in the last ice age[/quote]
FIFY...
re: It’s NFL Draft Day but 20 years ago the historic Racial Draft took place
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 3:57 pm
She was born and raised Catholic, but then became a whore, when talking about religious conversion :lol:...
re: OT DUI experts - "Unprocessed" DUI 6 years ago, now wants license/insurance back
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 3:45 pm
[quote]Did have to install a breathalyzer 6 different times.[/quote]
Jesus Christ ...
re: Former porn star Lana Rhoades wants all her videos to be deleted: I regret it
Posted by Tortious on 4/25/24 at 9:31 am
[quote]as long as she doesn’t have any tattoos.[/quote]
She has one on her arse - or so I was told....
re: Melanie Curtin is Now a Free Woman - Appeal Overturned
Posted by Tortious on 4/23/24 at 8:19 pm
[quote]Bruh, who even has carpet?[/quote]
Not most, but some are resorting back to a little mat by the door....
re: Texas Governor Greg Abbott: "No more trans teachers in our classrooms"
Posted by Tortious on 4/23/24 at 5:17 pm
[quote]Man he has been on a roll lately.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Ideal age gap for a relationship if you want it to last
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 7:00 pm
There is only one gap that matters
[img]https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/thigh-gap-woman-bikini-1527777581.jpg[/img]...
re: Worker says remote workers should always say ‘yes’ when asked if Microsoft Teams is down
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 4:08 pm
[quote]Instead of making them 4 do what they hell they were supposed to be, they made us all come back to the office.[/quote]
This is what I'm afraid of in my current arrangement....
re: When Believe All Women goes wrong. It's just a Girls Trip !
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 2:59 pm
[quote]Certainly men aren't falling out the sky in our AirBnb in a family neighborhood in Fredericksburg.[/quote]
If you mean Fredericksburg, TX was planning to go this weekend and we're staying in a neighborhood home :lol:...
re: What lunchbox(s) did you have as a kid?
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]This GUN for HIRE[/quote]
[img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61uPMv1HoLL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg[/img]
Checks out...
re: Sydney Sweeney boasts about her 'Great Tits' ....After Producer Criticized Her Looks
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 9:16 am
[quote]Sydney Sweeney boasts about her 'Great Tits[/quote]
[img]https://media.tenor.com/TzEIS0tKSxwAAAAM/thats-the-truth-bubba-thompson.gif[/img]...
re: When Believe All Women goes wrong. It's just a Girls Trip !
Posted by Tortious on 4/22/24 at 9:08 am
[quote]Women traveling in packs are rabid. Its a strange chemistry, but they try to outwhore each other.[/quote]
[img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95204eh0s1lxc9wgr5o640syvlvob9gxwsz9xpujsaq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]
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re: Who would win a fight with yourself?
Posted by Tortious on 4/18/24 at 5:27 pm
[quote]immeasurable levels of repressed rage[/quote]
:lol:...
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