Matts El Rancho
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Registered on: | 5/8/2023 |
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re: Why can’t LSU win head to head recruiting battles with Texass?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 4:53 pm
That’s his go to. Apparently since he wasn’t smart enough to get into Texas, nobody else is either :lol:...
re: Why can’t LSU win head to head recruiting battles with Texass?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 4:22 pm
[quote]Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the delusion.[/quote]And the ability to take top ranked recruits out of Louisiana. About to take your state’s No. 1 recruit for the second year in a row :lol:...
re: Will the Texas fans be able to handle the other fanbases not backing down?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 4:11 pm
Lol good. It’s hilarious being synonymous with another poster that apparently made y’all cry on a regular basis...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 3:54 pm
[quote]you are implying that said mascot is going to be on the field. For that to happen it would have to be an official mascot. [/quote]It actually would not, but ok :lol: [quote]So you can take your "bless your heart" and bullshite literal game that a damn 8 year old pulls when they get caught snea...
re: Will the Texas fans be able to handle the other fanbases not backing down?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 3:35 pm
[quote]Excuse me, X... may I call you Xwing? [/quote]Please do. It’s flattering at this point how much I trigger y’all to the point you baselessly accuse me of being this Star Wars guy (who apparently also triggered y’all into oblivion) :lol:...
re: Will the Texas fans be able to handle the other fanbases not backing down?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 3:17 pm
[quote]Xwing/Matt can't
He feels the need to argue with everyone. Total narcissistic, arrogant, dork [/quote]Know how I know I’m in your head rent free? You have to go out of your way to mention me (and some other poster) by name because I triggered you so much yesterday.
Is there any mor...
re: Will the Texas fans be able to handle the other fanbases not backing down?
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/12/23 at 3:08 pm
[quote]It means you aren’t shite here, buddy[/quote]Making a thread entirely about Texas and their fanbase really gets this point across ...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 5:39 pm
Awwwww sorry little buddy. (it’s obvious you’re an alter btw)
Thanks for promoting the OP to the top of the page! :cheers:...
re: 247 Sports ranks top 16 coaching jobs
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 5:06 pm
[quote] I've never seen so many sexually-confused degenerates in my life[/quote]
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re: 2023 Texas Home Games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 4:22 pm
[quote]Our non-conference schedule is always trash. Then again we play actual football teams during the year. Texas loses to less than average football teams every year.
[b]Questions?[/b][/quote]Yes - how did a&m have a record so much worse than Texas last year despite having a strength of sc...
re: Texas Football highlighting an Ewers INT
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 4:18 pm
An aggie accusing somebody as a skinhead when it’s well documented that they’ve [link=(https://twitter.com/infinite_tucker/status/1277533390846205952)]called their own student athletes “blackie”[/link] is also worth a chuckle at the expense of their lack of self-awareness...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 4:13 pm
[quote]Remember we already established that X-wing /Matt is 16-17 years old. Don’t make him start cutting himself again like last time, he’s just a special needs kid[/quote]:rotflmao:
I love how much that poster did a number on y’all. I’ve seen them referenced no less than a dozen times in this ...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 4:09 pm
[quote]Did you realize that bevo is owned by an Aggie? It is owned by Betty and John Baker. John is an Aggie class of 2000 and has supplied the last three castrated bull mascots to the donghorns. Apparently there are no donghorn fans that raise cows or know what to do with them.[/quote]Imagine bragg...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 11:28 am
Lol you do realize that this store is paying our school royalties to do this, right? Y’all’s obsession pushed you to make a mascot solely about us and pay us to do it :lol:
Also, you don’t have to follow an instagram to see its posts shared. I know this is a foreign concept to Aggies considering ...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 11:26 am
Clearly you’re not familiar with Buster’s posting proclivity.
Sorry this OP embarrassed y’all to the point of tears ...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 11:22 am
[quote]I think this is the first time xwing/rancho has ever created a topic.[/quote]Lol dude do you follow me around on every post?
How do you keep up with two different posters’ posting history :lol: :lol:
Sorry this xwing guy fricked your wife and now you’re taking your anger out on me for so...
re: A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 11:13 am
[quote]when uta fans troll aggy is one of the most hilarious aspects of this forum[/quote]watching aggie fans cry about being bullied by longhorn fans and lsu fans as they laugh at an utterly failed and hopelessly obsessed troll attempt by a&m, as shown on the OP, is far better...
re: Texas Football highlighting an Ewers INT
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 11:01 am
Lol practice clips are a zero sum game. If the QB lights it up, the reaction is “oh God, the defense doesn’t stand a chance this year!” If there’s an interception highlighted: “Oh God, bench the QB! He won’t have a touchdown all season!” It’s why I’m never too high or low on the spring game.
A...
re: 2023 Texas Home Games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 10:59 am
The November games might be alright. Otherwise, yea… OU is the only game within state lines this year that incites any anticipation and excitement.
Will definitely be a different story 2024 and beyond :cheers:...
A&M has a new mascot for games
Posted by Matts El Rancho on 8/11/23 at 10:49 am
And shocker: its entire identity is based on hating Texas :lol:
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