PawnShop
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
| Location: | Deep Woods of the Nat'l Forest |
| Biography: | I just a small time entrepreneur |
| Interests: | Pu$$y and sports |
| Occupation: | King of the New South |
| Number of Posts: | 97 |
| Registered on: | 10/6/2022 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: What are the chances we can keep Devo?
Posted by PawnShop on 5/7/24 at 2:34 pm
Zero point zero. And thats a good thing we need to descovy, discover some new talent....
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re: What will be the big upset of the 2024 SEC season?
Posted by PawnShop on 5/7/24 at 2:30 pm
Arkansas WILL beat Texas and Mizzou. ...
re: University of Texas Rio Grande Valley Vaqueros 17 Texas Longhorns 9 FINAL
Posted by PawnShop on 4/17/24 at 1:08 pm
[quote]don't let your kids go to spring break at Padre Island anymore[/quote]
this saddens me... but not more than TexAss losing makes me happy
Spring break 1994 there was a 17 to 1 girl to guy ratio on South Padre Island. It was a magical week....
re: Arkansas NIL/booster $$ Activated - SEC fricked
Posted by PawnShop on 4/12/24 at 6:54 pm
[quote]How is all that money working out for Jerry and his team?[/quote]
Well, we just took your coach and left you with...checks notes.....Pope? Sooooo, pretty good today....
re: Oklahoma has been too cowardly to schedule Arkansas for 97 years
Posted by PawnShop on 10/10/23 at 12:11 pm
Isaac Parker had the right idea when it comes to land thieving sooners. God Bless that man, can you imagine how many red dirt humpers there would be if he hadn't done what he did.
But thanks for beating texass. Seriously, thanks....
re: Do Arkansas fans enjoy playing games in little rock??
Posted by PawnShop on 9/13/23 at 12:38 pm
[quote]Central Arkansas people love listening to the gnashing of teeth and sky screaming coming down from the hills.[/quote]
Yeah we do.
People that LIKE WMS games: drunks, SE AR baws, tailgaters
People that HATE WMS games: NWA folk, Opposing teams & fans
We need to play all the games ...
re: Napier is doing a good job
Posted by PawnShop on 9/1/23 at 3:28 pm
[img]https://brandywinepeeradvisoryboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/remain-calm-meme.jpg[/img]...
re: Drinkiwitz pimping out his daughter to Brady Cook
Posted by PawnShop on 9/1/23 at 3:24 pm
[quote]What's that about?[/quote]
Zachary L. - Grimes Unit (Newport, AR)...
re: Drinkiwitz pimping out his daughter to Brady Cook
Posted by PawnShop on 9/1/23 at 1:07 pm
Maybe he can share a prison cell with his older brother...
re: Who will be the best SEC QB at year end?
Posted by PawnShop on 8/31/23 at 12:11 pm
If KJ were on Georgia or Bama he'd be in the mix for the Heisman.
He's a Hog, so he'll just have to settle for best QB in the SEC....
re: The best southern accents are Arkansas/EasternOklahoma and Georgia/North Carolina
Posted by PawnShop on 8/31/23 at 12:04 pm
Eastern Kentucky baws have the goodest accents.
"Git yore trix an take a nite"
South/SE Arkansas comes in next.
"Dats pure-dee groun possum meat rite dare."
Lastly, Acadia... we all know what Chef Whassisname sounded like...
re: Nebraska volleyball outdraws Arkansas football
Posted by PawnShop on 8/31/23 at 12:00 pm
And yet we're STILL going to slap them tiggers around in a few weeks...
re: Rudest SEC fanbase to Visitors
Posted by PawnShop on 8/18/23 at 3:23 pm
1) Little Rock - where the weak are killed and eaten
2) Baton Rouge - Piss balloons
3) TexAss fans everywhere - arrogant pricks, I hope Austin burns...
re: How many programs are capable of winning an SEC title in the new SEC?
Posted by PawnShop on 8/4/23 at 3:51 pm
[quote]Probably bc Auburn is a better program than them
It’s pretty simple tbh[/quote] :rotflmao:...
re: How many programs are capable of winning an SEC title in the new SEC?
Posted by PawnShop on 8/4/23 at 3:06 pm
You can tell the list was made by an Aubie.
No Chance - Vandy - obviously
Highly Unlikely - Ole Miss, Miss St, KY, USCe, Mizzou
Likely but hard to come by: Aggy, Arkansas, Auby, Tenn, OK
Most Likely: Bama, LSU, Florida, Texas, Georgia
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re: A common trend I've noticed among Arkansas' "rivals"
Posted by PawnShop on 7/28/23 at 6:12 pm
[quote]Maybe you should plug it into a grammar app and see how that goes for you?
Well-educated is a compound adjective you're using to define Arkansas, the implied noun.
The only other way to write it is "more educated or better educated." Leaving out the "more well." Then you can get away wi...
re: A common trend I've noticed among Arkansas' "rivals"
Posted by PawnShop on 7/28/23 at 4:30 pm
No, there is no magical hyphen that appears when you use the word 'well' as an adverb and 'educated' as an adjective.
If you're going to play gotcha, try harder....
re: A common trend I've noticed among Arkansas' "rivals"
Posted by PawnShop on 7/28/23 at 3:59 pm
Now do Aggy -
I think we have awinning record vs Texas since we joined the SEC.
Mizzou is a head scratcher. More talent, better coaches, better fans, facilities, women. Classier, more well educated, financially superior....yet just can't win that game regularly. I mean, last year the S...
re: Who will be the final West Champion?
Posted by PawnShop on 7/28/23 at 3:55 pm
Hogs finna to shock the world. We will lock it up when we bitch slap LSU.
Bring on Georgia...
re: Does Anyone Besides LSU Fans Think LSU is Going to Win the West?
Posted by PawnShop on 7/28/23 at 3:55 pm
What a soft bunch of cajuns we have here. Its going to be glorious when my Hogs bitch slap the Tiggahs this year.
I will be laughing so hard when KJ tosses Harold Perkins to the side like a rag doll. He had a field day last year against a tiny 1 dimensional QB. He's going to get run over by t...
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