SummrOfGeorgeWallace
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | In your head |
| Biography: | I have a PhD, a pretty huge... |
| Interests: | Banging sluts from UA |
| Occupation: | Harvey Updyke's parole officer |
| Number of Posts: | 61 |
| Registered on: | 8/21/2019 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Coaching changes this year are like a bad soap opera
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 1:19 pm
Ole Miss got the one that Arkansas wanted, but still ended up with Tennessee's sloppy seconds.
Missouri snagged Arkansas's second choice.
Arkansas got Georgia's side piece, and Georgia quickly replaced that with Ole Miss's rejects.
Meanwhile my very own Auburn is flirting with Arkansas's ...
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re: The SEC since 2000
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 12:37 pm
[quote]6. Texas A&M (34-30) (53.1%)
7. South Carolina (79-82) (49.1%)[/quote]
Damn, the SEC is top heavy. These 2 are in the top half; one has a losing record and the other is a pathetic 4 games above .500...
re: The SEC since 2000
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 12:25 pm
[quote]National Titles (2000-2019)
1. Alabama (5)
2. Florida (2)
2. LSU (2) (possibly #3 in 2019)
4. Auburn (1)[/quote]
I think you missed someone....
re: LSU natty watch parties in Tuscaloosa?
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 10:49 am
Rounders has fantastic sluts....
re: Quick question: is the FBI investigating LSU?
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 9:22 am
Congrats, OP. You started a holy war....
re: Bowl game gripe
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 9:09 am
[quote]Bro, we won the Iron Bowl this year.[/quote]
frick yeah we did. Going to win it next year too!...
re: Bowl game gripe
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 8:51 am
[quote]LarryDavid[/quote]
Nice of you to stop by. Fitting...
Bowl game gripe
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/10/19 at 8:45 am
What kind of sick joke is this that we have to play our bowl the same time on the same day an hour away from the menstrating pussies? Now I can't even go drive down to Orlando for NYE to see the fireworks and Christmas lights without being surrounded by my toothless brethren. Most of you don't under...
re: If Tua comes back
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/5/19 at 4:24 pm
I'll actually take the over. I think he will play very cautious and avoids all the contact he can. However, because of that they drop multiple unexpected games. He then injures himself celebrating bowl eligibility by tripping over his hula hoop....
re: If Tua comes back
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/5/19 at 2:41 pm
[quote]Do you even know who George Wallace was?[/quote]
The greatest guvna we ever had. He starred in that Gump movie. It's too bad they tarnished his name by naming that congested tunnel after him down in Mobile....
re: If Tua comes back
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/5/19 at 2:37 pm
There will be plenty teams looking for quarterbacks this year but none will be crazy enough to draft Toungeviloa in the first round....
If Tua comes back
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 12/5/19 at 1:00 pm
When he gets hurt again next do we still have to feign sympathy? ...
re: There's 2 Big XII members hiding among us
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/25/19 at 12:09 pm
That's sad...
There's 2 Big XII members hiding among us
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/25/19 at 11:50 am
The lazy will guess Texas A&M and Missouri, but they cut all ties with the Big XII.
Some of you may guess Alabama and LSU because of their air raid offenses, but you would only be half right.
[link=(https://rolltide.com/news/2019/5/18/alabama-rowing-prepares-for-sundays-big-12-championships.as...
re: tDecline is here
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/11/19 at 10:21 am
[quote]The run of being the 1 true superpower was unbelievable, but it is certainly over. It was a good run.
We're now one of a handful of very good teams nationally and in the league. Could be a lot worse.[/quote]
Damnit, why do you have to be so reasonable and logical this morning!...
re: Love to say I told y'all so
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/11/19 at 9:18 am
:cheers:...
Love to say I told y'all so
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/11/19 at 8:28 am
[link=(https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/are-ebb-tide-fans-worried-about-the-schedule-yet/85431213/)]This is aging better than Bama's finest whine.[/link]...
re: Are ebb tide fans worried about the schedule yet?
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/11/19 at 8:26 am
This is aging gloriously!...
If Bama beats the "#1" team
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 11/6/19 at 2:12 pm
Do the students still get to rush the field with Trump there? I feel like that would send the Secret Service into a frenzy....
Auburn and Alabama are pretty much the same
Posted by SummrOfGeorgeWallace on 10/29/19 at 2:58 pm
According to the Wolfe, the ten best teams in America are:
1. Who cares?
2. The Ohio State
3. Penn State
4. Clemson
5. SMU
6. Florida
7. Baylor
8. Cincy
9. Gumps
10. Auburn
So the Wolfe values our strong wins more than it discounts our mishaps, and gives gumpy the benefit of the doubt f...
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