UnitedFruitCompany
Favorite team: | Stanford |
Location: | Bay Area |
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Number of Posts: | 3382 |
Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: For you bald guys in New Iberia who just want to fit in...
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/10/24 at 4:56 pm
Baw must have saw this and was motivated, because, you know, he was getting ready to go out in Lafayette....
[link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRjrENYnCaQ)]The coolest hair cut around....[/link]...
re: Cancellation of Mid-Barataria Diversion project could cost Louisiana at least $700 million
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/10/24 at 8:15 am
[quote]Dove conceded it is not clear at this point whether the state would have to pay back the $422 million to the boards that administer those funds.
Senator Pat Connick, R-Marrero, pleaded for urgency in solving the issue.
“We’re gonna lose this money,” Connick warned. “All this money’s gon...
re: First Niger Oil Bound for China Blocked in West Africa Border Dispute
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/24 at 3:48 pm
pure gold. all of it. ...
re: First Niger Oil Bound for China Blocked in West Africa Border Dispute
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/24 at 2:52 pm
Lol that whole first part after they land in Africa is totally what's happening over there right now.
Monroe : They just blew up the president's car.
Eddie : That was the president's car? Did they get him?
Monroe : That's the bad news: no, they didn't.
Monroe : When these little Afr...
re: First Niger Oil Bound for China Blocked in West Africa Border Dispute
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/24 at 2:52 pm
Lol that whole first part after they land in Africa is totally what's happening over there right now.
Monroe : They just blew up the president's car.
Eddie : That was the president's car? Did they get him?
Monroe : That's the bad news: no, they didn't.
Monroe : When these little Afr...
re: First Niger Oil Bound for China Blocked in West Africa Border Dispute
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/24 at 2:20 pm
[img]https://i.imgur.com/wB4x7k6.gif[/img]
herkermer homolka doing work I'm sure. ...
re: Austin Rivers on NFL being easier than the NBA
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/8/24 at 2:21 pm
[quote]Matt Leinart
NBA players are incredible athletes as are baseball, football etc. But the notion that NBA dudes can play in the NFL because they are big or fast or whatever the argument is, is absolutely delusional.[/quote]
Rob Gronkowski went on the manningcast and flat out said he didn'...
re: WNBA is now set to begin fully chartered private flights for the entire league
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/8/24 at 7:57 am
So 60k per flight (18 road games, 36 flights)
Sounds about right for a charter big enough to fit a team of their size.
Im sure they'll find a way to piss and moan about the accommodations once they start flying charter. ...
re: Ever resign from a job with nothing lined up?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/6/24 at 3:49 pm
I did. About two years ago. Best decision ever.
All I do now is play golf and write shitty screenplays. Sprinkle the occasional hunting trip or cycling work out in there too. Of course, I've also become a bit of an alcoholic but when everyday is Friday its kinda hard not to have a few here and ...
re: Favorite scenes from tropic thunder
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/4/24 at 4:14 pm
no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy!...
re: New Roadhouse - prime
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/4/24 at 4:06 pm
Well, I read somewhere that the best thing to do is that if you are thinking about watching the remake, watch the first one, first.
Then, turn off the tv. You are done....
re: Osama Bin Laden killed on this date in 2011...
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/24 at 6:07 pm
[quote]you will never be able to convince me that pakistan didnt know exactly where he was and would not have sold him out on a moment’s notice to the Americans[/quote]
Christiane Amanpour went on Bill Maher'sHBO show and flat out said he was hiding in Pakistan. This was a LONG time before Obama ...
re: Hamas Supporters Try to Take Over Ole Miss/Immediately Regret It When Outnumbered 15+ to 1
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/24 at 4:12 pm
Frank Hamer (the guy who actually led the posse that killed Bonnie and Clyde, not to mention being the first texas ranger and all around bad arse) would have single handedly made all of these terrorist loving losers shite their pants. ...
re: Unlocked: A Jail Experiment
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/24 at 3:47 pm
True Story missed his calling as an NFL free safety. The ease with which he picked up that big boy that was talking shite to him was terrifying.
So much wasted talent in that place. Tiny could have been a hell of a featherweight. That tattoo artist could have been a, umm, tattoo artist.
Also:...
re: Boeing whistleblowers hitting the ground like a 737 MAX
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/24 at 12:29 pm
The old polonium pill at the end of an umbrella trick is pretty popular still. Feels like you got bit by an insect on the way in. Usually the calf while walking.
Or so I've been told. ...
re: Frat boys at UNC defend flag, profit
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/24 at 8:17 am
over 300k now. Going to be an all campus rager for the books. ...
re: Student protesters have broken into and taken control of main admin building at Columbia
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/24 at 7:24 am
Ive been reading a theory lately that this current "young" generation is so devoid of options and purpose that they are more and more willing to burn it all down just to have something to do. They dont care, about anything. They are the proverbial, "just want to watch the world burn" types.
When...
re: Best teams to get swept in any sport??
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/29/24 at 4:30 pm
Ok, its not an according to Hoyle sweep, BUT. The 8th seed Denver Nuggets won the last three games of their series against the 1 seed Sonics (with The Glove and Kemp etc) after going down 2-0 to pull off arguably the greatest upset in NBA history.
Pretty sure that series was almost single handed...
re: As gold as it still is, could Starship Toopers be remade and improved?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/28/24 at 11:57 am
[quote]This topic makes me think of another good topic. How many really good movies were made better than the first. [/quote]
I think Thomas Crown affair and Ocean's 11 fall into this category as well.
The longest yard remake, however, can get turked by a syphilitic bear. ...
re: Worst pick you remember you're team making?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/27/24 at 6:24 pm
Alex Molden...
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