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The Castration Ultimatum. . . . . .
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:35 pm
What if you woke up tomorrow morning and there was a remote-controlled castration device attached to your sack.....And then you looked in the mirror and there was a note glued to your head written by muslim terrorists saying....
Infidel, We demand you pick another SEC team besides UGA to pull for. Immediately. And your heart better be in it. Or else we activate the castration device and your nuts fall off.
What SEC team would you choose?
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Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:46 pm to Jefferson Dawg
You choose to do some truly fascinating things with your spare time....
LSU, if I MUST choose one. You get to root against Bama, Auburn AND Florida, every year. Pretty sweet gig for a Dawg fan.
LSU, if I MUST choose one. You get to root against Bama, Auburn AND Florida, every year. Pretty sweet gig for a Dawg fan.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:46 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Pull the trigger you towel-headed bitches. I'd rather be a eunuch.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:47 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I'm married and have all the kids I want. F U I'm already neutered, hit the button, pull the trigger, pop the cork, drop the goods. Ill have a crown bag with two brass balls sewn in so I click clack when I walk. P.s. Go Dawgs!
This post was edited on 8/20/16 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 8/20/16 at 9:52 pm to Jefferson Dawg
There was a dude in the 1800s who castrated himself, went to a dinner party, and didn't react till after the party.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:06 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Sidewalk fan
Posted on 8/20/16 at 10:55 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I like the effort and originality.
LSU.
Also, that is a bit of overkill for a castration device. All you'd really need is some scissors or some well placed kitchen knives. Waste of money for a terrorist IMO.
LSU.
Also, that is a bit of overkill for a castration device. All you'd really need is some scissors or some well placed kitchen knives. Waste of money for a terrorist IMO.
Posted on 8/20/16 at 11:16 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Muslim terrorists, you say? Arkansas.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 5:55 am to Jefferson Dawg
Never had a problem with LSU
*Hey Chicken
*Hey Chicken
Posted on 8/21/16 at 6:32 am to Jefferson Dawg
Good hypothetical. I'd probably become an LSU fan.
If it had to be an East team (because I like making things even harder on myself) I'd go with Vandy.
If it had to be an East team (because I like making things even harder on myself) I'd go with Vandy.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 12:47 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Vanderbilt... The Sleeping Giant
This post was edited on 8/21/16 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 8/21/16 at 12:59 pm to Jefferson Dawg
We used to raise beef cattle so I am intimately familiar with these kinds of things. I really would like to keep my hardware intact so I am going to go out on a limb here to say that I would pull for Arkansas.
Posted on 8/21/16 at 6:54 pm to AllDawg
Sidewalk fans make up the majority of this fan base. You say it like its a bad thing. I think maybe you're one of those self righteous silver spoon pricks. You should really consider castration as to not spread your brand of stupid.
Posted on 8/22/16 at 9:05 am to Jefferson Dawg
Bama.
Moms from Gadsden and has always been a Tide supporter.
Moms from Gadsden and has always been a Tide supporter.
Posted on 8/22/16 at 10:30 am to Jefferson Dawg
came in looking for a thread about Hillary
leaving very disappointed...
leaving very disappointed...
Posted on 8/22/16 at 10:54 am to ruckusdawg
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F U I'm already neutered, hit the button, pull the trigger, pop the cork, drop the goods. Ill have a crown bag with two brass balls sewn in so I click clack when I walk. P.s. Go Dawgs!
You win.Posted on 8/22/16 at 10:56 am to Jefferson Dawg
What if this terrorism scenario is what was really behind the epic Firewind betrayal of 2014? He chose his nuts over UGA and now pulls for Mississippi state..
Posted on 8/22/16 at 11:00 am to Jefferson Dawg
I already pull for LSU as long as we aren't playing them..
Posted on 8/22/16 at 1:33 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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What if this terrorism scenario is what was really behind the epic Firewind betrayal of 2014? He chose his nuts over UGA and now pulls for Mississippi state..
Is this real life?
And for the record, I got all the kids I need and just had a vasectomy. I only wish you'd have offered to do the job for free a couple months ago. Damn you!
GO DAWGS!
Posted on 8/22/16 at 2:27 pm to Jefferson Dawg
tAlliance must be honored, LSU it is.
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