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Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:32 pm
Girl, you can shite on my chest and I'd rub it in like lotion.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63867 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:34 pm to
Hi, My name is Deeprig9. Would you like to go out to lunch? I pick you pay, or you pick I pay. Come on, it's just lunch.
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 8:15 pm
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:46 pm to
Yo girl. Wanna frick
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63867 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:49 pm to
Hello. What's your name? I would like to get to know you better, based on your physical appearance.
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 8:16 pm
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:02 pm to
are you an archeologist?

lol no why?

because i have a bone that needs examined
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:05 pm to
would you be mad if i got rid of all the chairs in the world so the only place for you to sit was on my face?
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:10 pm to
i don't want to sound like a dick, but do you send nudes??
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:12 pm to
Girl, I love you.
Posted by TMDawg
Member since Nov 2012
5374 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:18 pm to
Pretty fricked up
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41644 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:08 pm to
Hey girl, are you a submarine? Cuz... you know...
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23985 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:30 pm to
Damn girl, you shite with that arse?
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 2:38 am to
I would like to help you have multiple orgasms in rapid succession.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 4:51 am to
My nomination for lamest thread of 2016
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
3940 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 6:31 am to
You really make that acne look good.
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:37 am to
I don't need a pick up line.

They all flock to my smooth ride where I pick them up......

This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 8:39 am
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21732 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:43 am to
That shirt is very becoming of you


Of course, if I was on top of you, I would be cuming too
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 9:07 am to
Apparently "I'm married" is a good one
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4047 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 1:00 pm to
Hey doe wat dat mouff do
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 1:37 pm to
Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.

It worked on Bell and Finley.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63867 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Apparently "I'm married" is a good one


The first few years I was married, I got the same vibe. It was weird. But it wore off. I'd say after about 3 years.
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