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re: OT Wise Words for DirtyDawg
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:55 pm to Rules
Posted on 7/2/14 at 1:55 pm to Rules
I say find a hot, slutty whore with daddy issues so you can learn the joys of deviant sexual relations. Talk her into becoming bisexual and reap the fruits of this arrangement.
at the same time, find the richest gal you can find. Date her and be nice to her. Make sure her Mom likes you. Have them take you on vacations and to nice dinners wile in town.
If you can learn to manage these relationships and can get Cs in school, you will go very far in life...
at the same time, find the richest gal you can find. Date her and be nice to her. Make sure her Mom likes you. Have them take you on vacations and to nice dinners wile in town.
If you can learn to manage these relationships and can get Cs in school, you will go very far in life...
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Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:01 pm to DirtyDawg
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I decided to get my PE out of the way
This was a mistake.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:21 pm to Peter Buck
Careful peter, advice like that will get your post deleted.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:27 pm to gatorhata9
This was a mistake.
No truer words have ever been spoken...
No truer words have ever been spoken...
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:51 pm to deeprig9
quote:Did he tell someone to kill them self? It looks like pretty solid advice too me.
Careful peter, advice like that will get your post deleted.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 2:54 pm to gatorhata9
Fack.
Should I have waited till my 4th/5th year?
Should I have waited till my 4th/5th year?This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:08 pm to DirtyDawg
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Should I have waited till my 4th/5th year?
Exactly.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:09 pm to gatorhata9
I can still change all the way up until August 22nd 
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:43 pm to DirtyDawg
I took a cycling class one summer. Hear me out because your first thought is "the shite? you gay?"
Let me tell you that nothing is straighter than being the one guy in a class of 30 (mostly) in shape women and a late 20 something foreign instructor.
I relished that class.
Let me tell you that nothing is straighter than being the one guy in a class of 30 (mostly) in shape women and a late 20 something foreign instructor.
I relished that class.
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:44 pm to TripleBrass
I may look into that 
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:49 pm to TripleBrass
I took raquetball and loved it. I was gonna do golf but didn't want to pay the fee, or drive to the course when I could just ride the bus to ramsey.
I actually got kinda good at it, and would've been class champion if it weren't for a frickin ringer in there. There was a guy in there that was like 30ish at the time who was going back to school for his degree, but had several years working in business already so he was a seasoned raquetball player. Everyone else in the class was around 20 and had never played before in their life.
It came down to the finals and it was me against him and the rest of the class was sitting outside the court watching through the glass as we played the finals. MF'er had a crazy arse serve that was pretty lethal. He won, and I'll never live that down.
I actually got kinda good at it, and would've been class champion if it weren't for a frickin ringer in there. There was a guy in there that was like 30ish at the time who was going back to school for his degree, but had several years working in business already so he was a seasoned raquetball player. Everyone else in the class was around 20 and had never played before in their life.
It came down to the finals and it was me against him and the rest of the class was sitting outside the court watching through the glass as we played the finals. MF'er had a crazy arse serve that was pretty lethal. He won, and I'll never live that down.
This post was edited on 7/2/14 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 7/2/14 at 3:59 pm to WG_Dawg
I need to get my vertical up a little and I can sign up for basketball and dunk my team to a 'Ship
Posted on 7/2/14 at 4:08 pm to DirtyDawg
I did bowling. I was already pretty damn good at bowling so I dominated. Wasn't much fun but I did like getting a few "free" games in twice a week.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 4:43 pm to gatorhata9
Badminton ... twice
Posted on 7/2/14 at 5:01 pm to JacketFan77
I'll put in for racquetball, too. I never took a class, but many of my friends play it recreationally and it's a great way to spend a Sunday evening. Organizing a round robin tournament between 8/16 people is pretty cool.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 5:50 pm to TripleBrass
Nerd.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 6:11 pm to DirtyDawg
I will just say this. Do not - I repeat - DO NOT spend the summer back at your parents' house. Either take summer classes (or find a job in Athens) or travel.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 6:26 pm to WG_Dawg
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WG_Dawg
Oh, the days when I could literally walk a few hundred yards to any bar at noon and not leave until 3 AM because I was just too drunk to stay until 4.
Posted on 7/2/14 at 7:59 pm to tylerdurden24
Volleyball had a pretty high girl/guy ratio 
Posted on 7/2/14 at 8:02 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
Is that a recommendation?
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