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Merry Christmas, Shitters full****

Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:47 pm
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:47 pm
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Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7536 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:54 pm to
Seconded.
Posted by TMDawg
Member since Nov 2012
5374 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:11 pm to
just finished watching that actually
Posted by LedDawgK
GA
Member since Jan 2013
1858 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:14 pm to
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 8:48 pm to
I've got a lot of Mississippi Leg Hound in me too. When I latch on its just best to let me finish.
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:31 pm to
"Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?"

"Why don't you bend over and I'll show ya"

"You got a lot of nerver talking to me like that"

"I wasn't talking to you"
Posted by hunkered down dawg
Rincon
Member since Oct 2012
62 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:38 pm to
"Surprised Clark"?

"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now".
Posted by Blakezilla
Americus, GA
Member since Oct 2014
497 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:21 pm to
Hallelujah. Holy shite. Where's the Tylenol?
Posted by GhostofCrowell
North Ave
Member since Oct 2013
1701 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:24 pm to
Save the neck for me, Clark
Posted by Brick67
Member since Oct 2012
1303 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:12 pm to
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19123 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:28 pm to
SQUIRREL!!!!!
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41689 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:37 pm to
You serious, Clark?
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19123 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:43 pm to
This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fricking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white arse down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41689 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:45 pm to
Merry Christmas. Kiss my arse. Kiss his arse. Happy Hanukkah.
Posted by Blakezilla
Americus, GA
Member since Oct 2014
497 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 3:36 am to
If that cat had 9 lives he spent all of em
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4071 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:59 am to
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-arse, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shite he is! Hallelujah! Holy shite! Where's the Tylenol
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