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re: How I left clemson and met your mother
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:49 am to Chef Leppard
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:49 am to Chef Leppard
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shite got really creepy. im not sure where the frick this molly came from but this shite here would have clay aiken eating pussy. I felt like jim morrison in the desert. It was fricking intense. The last thing I remember was sweating my balls off butt naked in the fetal position on the bathroom floor saying the pledge of allegiance over and over again. Apparently it didnt hit her quite as hard because she was just laying in the bed watching the weather channel
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Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:19 am to Crowknowsbest
There seriously needs to be a stickied thread on this board linking to all of the great stories told by the likes of Chef and Tybee over the years. We're losing priceless contemporary Southern Lit, people.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:31 am to Chef Leppard
This needs to be published
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:42 am to Chef Leppard
wait, soo.....you live in atlanta now?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:19 am to WG_Dawg
Kennsaw and I'm estatic my nieces are at UGA and Ga College and not KSU.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:28 am to Chef Leppard
Reads like a trashier and less funny Tucker Max story. Thanks for the chuckle
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 9:42 am
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:32 am to Croot
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Croot
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Kennsaw and I'm estatic my nieces are at UGA and Ga College and not KSU.
Wait, Croot is Chef alter?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:36 am to RedPants
no, I'm on the GSB and can read.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 9:37 am
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:48 am to tylerdurden24
I got a tad bit septic toward the end last night. had to reread the last part this morning to see how it wrapped up 
lol
and yea wg im in kennesaw now. but dont get any extravagant ideas about us getting high and feeding each other chicken nuggets at the park. Ive already been pulled over in the bluffs once since I been here. this god damn town aint chewing me up again this time 
plus im really trying to clean up and be more mindful of this health condition I have, so I dont end up like Alex p keaton and shaking like a jackass when I talk
btw: guys, we have a fallen gladiator by the name of Spankus Aurelius. you may know him. hes been unceremoniously dispatched for crimes he did not commit. Im kinda swamped if someone wants to take liberties with some help thread action. If not Ill get after it when I get off work
lol and yea wg im in kennesaw now. but dont get any extravagant ideas about us getting high and feeding each other chicken nuggets at the park. Ive already been pulled over in the bluffs once since I been here. this god damn town aint chewing me up again this time
plus im really trying to clean up and be more mindful of this health condition I have, so I dont end up like Alex p keaton and shaking like a jackass when I talk btw: guys, we have a fallen gladiator by the name of Spankus Aurelius. you may know him. hes been unceremoniously dispatched for crimes he did not commit. Im kinda swamped if someone wants to take liberties with some help thread action. If not Ill get after it when I get off work
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:26 am to Chef Leppard
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yea wg im in kennesaw now. but dont get any extravagant ideas about us getting high and feeding each other chicken nuggets at the park
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:09 am to Croot
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Kennsaw and I'm estatic my nieces are at UGA and Ga College and not KSU.
I can see Chef terrorizing the talent at the Olde Towne Tavern & Grille on 41 now...
Awesome talent there if you've not checked it out yet Chef, hot KSU student waitresses...
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:11 am to Chef Leppard
Spanky banned?? 
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:12 am to dallasga6
Yeah he mentioned somethings about Fournette and injuries...
It was tongue-in-cheek, but that doesn't really matter to the admins
It was tongue-in-cheek, but that doesn't really matter to the admins
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:38 am to dallasga6
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Olde Towne Tavern & Grille on 41
Forgot about that spot. will definitely swing by soon. Ive been spending most of my free time at marlows, world of beer, and taco mac since I got hwre. Ive refused to step in cowboy's yet but itll probably happen
I ended up spending 90 fricking days in Cobb Cty over some shite that happened there one night about 7 or 8 yrs agoPosted on 10/7/15 at 11:42 am to Chef Leppard
the Wed before Thxgiving is packed with Puss N Boots
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:47 am to Chef Leppard
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Already been pulled over at the bluffs
WTF dude?Stay OUT of that place!
You'll get pulled over again in a second.White dude,
w/out Fulton or Dekalb plates?You're teeing it up for them.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:51 am to Chef Leppard
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marlows, world of beer, and taco mac
Damn son. I eat there once a week minimum. Crushing Los Reyes tonight
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:11 pm to RD Dawg
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White dude,
w/out Fulton or Dekalb plates?
South carolina tags on a land rover with big arse offroad tires
It was a dipshit move for sure. the cop went mental on me because I wouldnt let her search my shite. that one will stick with me for a bit. I ended up with a bullshite failure to use turn signal ticket. Oh well
Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:15 pm to DawgCountry
Man ive been sweating the frick out of that hot arse bartender at marlows with all the tattoos. 90% sure im about to close the deal 
think ive got her going to a show at tabernacle with me in a couple weeks
think ive got her going to a show at tabernacle with me in a couple weeks Posted on 10/7/15 at 12:18 pm to Chef Leppard
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think ive got her going to a show at tabernacle with me in a couple weeks
Slightly Stoopid?
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