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re: Let's all take a moment to point and laugh at what is going down on the 40 Acres
Posted on 8/14/15 at 10:25 am to Cooter Davenport
Posted on 8/14/15 at 10:25 am to Cooter Davenport
I talk to enough of them and lurk enough on their forums to know that their current coping mechanism is the same one they have used since 2009: They are eating yet another QB alive.
I have to hold down laughter when they tell me that Texas would be a 9 or 10 win team with a better QB than Swoopes.
I have to hold down laughter when they tell me that Texas would be a 9 or 10 win team with a better QB than Swoopes.
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Posted on 8/15/15 at 12:48 am to cardboardboxer
Hey Scared
So Malik Jefferson is a Mama boy after all as was predicated
So Malik Jefferson is a Mama boy after all as was predicated
This post was edited on 8/15/15 at 12:58 am
Posted on 8/15/15 at 1:50 am to wrecking crew
Did he axe if Malik was sacred?
Yeah, I'm probably going to Hell for this.
Yeah, I'm probably going to Hell for this.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 5:07 pm to wrecking crew
Latest news; Clarington is now academically ineligible due to his ACT score not being certified and the next test is on the final day of registration. I think that leaves Davis from the "Florida Five". 
Posted on 8/19/15 at 6:05 pm to AgsNguyening
Wow 
Posted on 8/19/15 at 6:24 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Their offense is going to be awful. Ketch is saying there's a good chance that they start 2 fish on the OL, and unless their last names are Joeckel and Matthews, that's a really, really bad thing for horn fans (and honestly, even those two took their licks fish year). If the horns have any injuries, that OL is gonna go from very bad to putrid, and Swoopes ain't exactly the kind of QB that can compensate for a poor OL. Oh and they've randomly decided to switch to an Ohio State/Auburn power run-first spread, which is a system that none of their coaching staff has any experience with.
If that's not funny enough, supposedly the offense is running the ball down the defense's throat in practice. Again, that's behind an absolutely dogshit OL. That should tell you how they're adjusting to the loss of their NFL-caliber DTs (not well) and how ready the guys behind them are for D-1 football (they aren't).
It's going to be glorious. Their offense is going to be every bit as bad as last year's (and possibly worse) and their D is probably going to take a step back as well since they're missing a few studs up front.
If that's not funny enough, supposedly the offense is running the ball down the defense's throat in practice. Again, that's behind an absolutely dogshit OL. That should tell you how they're adjusting to the loss of their NFL-caliber DTs (not well) and how ready the guys behind them are for D-1 football (they aren't).
It's going to be glorious. Their offense is going to be every bit as bad as last year's (and possibly worse) and their D is probably going to take a step back as well since they're missing a few studs up front.
Posted on 8/19/15 at 6:28 pm to Ash'sProstheticHand
From what I just read, in practice the OL is dominating. Look for the new offensive scheme to get Texas back to their rightful spot in the Big XII
Posted on 8/19/15 at 6:30 pm to Ash'sProstheticHand
quote:
supposedly the offense is running the ball down the defense's throat in practice. Again, that's behind an absolutely dogshit OL.
Jesus.
This is going to be beautiful
Posted on 8/19/15 at 7:10 pm to AgsNguyening
Could not have happened to a better bunch of delusional "fans"!
I'm looking forward to their season.
I'm looking forward to their season.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 2:40 pm to Ash'sProstheticHand
One of those fish is Patrick Vahe. He may only be a freshman, but he's a grown-arse man. Dude looks 30. They're still going to suck, but the 2 freshmen on the OL won't be the reason.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 4:20 pm to Tantal
Size + strength are only the first requirements. After checking off those boxes, a guy on the OL all has to learn the myriad plays, proper technique, and all of his buddy's tendencies so that he can adjust and, when necessary, compensate.
Again, Joeckel and Matthews were as prepped as a fish OL could be coming into college and even they took their licks fish year.
Again, Joeckel and Matthews were as prepped as a fish OL could be coming into college and even they took their licks fish year.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 8/25/15 at 12:01 am to Ash'sProstheticHand
Saw some Horn who is normally pretty smart wondering how Kyle Allen was trending on twitter today, even though he was expected to be named starter all along.
Dumbasses still don't get it.
Dumbasses still don't get it.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 2:52 pm to NanosTacoRun
Posted on 8/25/15 at 3:06 pm to Farmer1906
just as we measure what we hear out of our camp we need to do the same for the sips.
just saying it.
but it still doesn't look good for them.
just saying it.
but it still doesn't look good for them.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 8:49 pm to Farmer1906
That is harsh, even for the sips.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:41 pm to Roger Klarvin
Sorry whorns. Hope Jefferson is regretting that decision. #nomercy
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:48 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Yeah they as pissed.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:51 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:03 am to knight_ryder
Oh yeah, ALMOST forgot.
frick them
frick them
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:03 am to knight_ryder
they are a loooooong way from resembling even an average football team.
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