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Posted by SafetySam
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:12 pm to
When I read that Summer 2013 SI article, I had a really weird feeling, because it was a weird article. But now it looks amazingly prescient.
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9201 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:33 pm to
That guy was such a beast last night. You could argue he won that Super Bowl for Denver.
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 2:07 am to
Did that LSU-Longhorn hybrid troll Patagonia get banned??? I pushed that dude's buttons like a fat kid pushes keys on a keyboard playing World of Warcraft! So easy to rile him up.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:40 am to
Probably finally got outed as an alter. Probably Jack Daniels'
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 8:08 am to
I've had the same thoughts. I hope he finds peace and can get it all straight. But I am seriously worried about it right now.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:21 pm to
As off-topic as it gets. My son sent me this pic today from Berkeley. Zoom in and admire the various features of this guy's outfit. He's got it goin' on. Extra points for anyone who can explain what the hell that is on top of his head.

Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

My son sent me this pic today from Berkeley.




Your reactionary conservative wingnut arse sent his son to fricking Berkeley?
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:26 pm to
Those Berkeley hippies don't play. Those frickers screamed at me for no reason when I went up there and tried to hit up their bar scene. I swear, I wanted to click my heels three times and wake up in College Station.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Your reactionary conservative wingnut arse sent his son to fricking Berkeley?


He's 28, a bit old for me to be "sending" him anywhere. He moved to CA I think mostly to get away from his reactionary conservative wingnut dad. Whatever, I'm glad he's taking life a bit more seriously now.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

I swear, I wanted to click my heels three times and wake up in College Station.


I'm glad he's there, honestly. And I know what that means. But he hasn't gone to the dark side yet. The previous message I got from him was, "Can't wait to get this Cal degree and get the heck away from this strange place."
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:44 pm to
Well,

1) he is getting a legit degree from a really really good school.

and

2) He was high on marijuana when he sent you that text
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:55 pm to
Since the 3 of us seem to enjoy making fun of hippies, here's another for your entertainment:



That's his bulldog. "Vegetarian pet store. This is the world I'm living in."

What the what???
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79978 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:10 pm to
I'm now going to call out SDVTiger on every single post he makes because he claimed that you were "fake army".
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:21 pm to
That is an American bulldog, not a Bulldog proper. And WTF is a Vegan pet food store? The fact that it exists makes me legitimately angry. That shite wouldn't fly in Texas
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:22 pm to
Even the dog looks sad!
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:25 pm to
Breaks my heart looking at his eyes. He knows he is in a terrible place.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

That is an American bulldog, not a Bulldog proper.


Yes, I didn't know we had bulldog aficionados here or I would have been more specific.

quote:

And WTF is a Vegan pet food store? The fact that it exists makes me legitimately angry. That shite wouldn't fly in Texas


That's pretty much the point, ain't it. I have no idea how they can think this is a good idea. "Hey gang, let's screw with a few million years of evolution and teach dogs that meat is bad."

But it doesn't stop there. We could start a new thread titled "The crazy crap Daniel sees at Berkeley every day" and it would never run dry.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Breaks my heart looking at his eyes. He knows he is in a terrible place.


Never fear. She's in good hands.

Though walking her past that store could be used for discipline.

ETA: Oops. She, not he.
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

I didn't know we had bulldog aficionados here



Easily my favorite breed of dog. I own an English (proper) Bulldog. Stoic as hell. Tougher than nails. Gassier than John Belushi.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:47 pm to
She's a fine dog. But

quote:

Gassier than John Belushi.


I'm close to shocked that you're referencing Belushi. There is, after all, hope for you young'uns.
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