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Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:09 pm to MenloDawg
Miles-The hat would be a hoot
Pinkel-He already has a DUI I bet he can throw down
Pinkel-He already has a DUI I bet he can throw down
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:20 pm to tomato77
I'd take Les Miles in one seat and a keg of beer in the second seat.
If I can add a living coach that formerly coached in the SEC, I'd flip a coin between John L Smith and Joe Kines. I'd laugh from launch to dock.
If it were for the stories, though, I'd go with Gene Stallings and Vince Dooley.
If I can add a living coach that formerly coached in the SEC, I'd flip a coin between John L Smith and Joe Kines. I'd laugh from launch to dock.
If it were for the stories, though, I'd go with Gene Stallings and Vince Dooley.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:21 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
spurrier and Saban. it would be hilarious
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:22 pm to tomato77
Free? Mullen and Stoops, of course. Those poor dears are the lowest-paid CFB coaches in the SEC. I'll just pick them up from the soup kitchen and take them out for a very special afternoon. Afterwards, I'll buy them ice-cream and tell them stories about all the wonderful places they could go see if they weren't stuck in the football ghetto.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:23 pm to tomato77
spurrier and miles. (bert would probably sink the boat, but would make a good floating device)
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:26 pm to Spider John
I don't know if people are reading others' posts in this thread, but it's funny that several people have mentioned using Bert as a floatation device.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:39 pm to CockInYourEar
Saban and Spurrier. For one, I know Nick isn't as much of a "tight-wad" when he's not under the microscope of media and football. I think him and Steve would hopefully get a beer or two in and induce some epic banter. Might even learn a thing or two from em'.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:53 pm to tomato77
I'm changing my choices. I will take Windy Thees, Ole Miss softball coach:
And Roxanne Acree, Director of Volleyball Operations at Tennessee:
Come aboard, Coaches. Clothing optional.
And Roxanne Acree, Director of Volleyball Operations at Tennessee:
Come aboard, Coaches. Clothing optional.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:55 pm to tomato77
Steve Spurrier and Les Miles. If you say differently, you're a fricking dweeb.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:56 pm to tomato77
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:47 pm to tomato77
I'd take Pinkel to get piss arse drunk then smoke a joint with Sumlin afterwards
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:49 pm to tomato77
Les & OBC. Any other answer is dumb.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 12:21 am to Tds & Beer
If I take little Nicky can his daughter come?
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:48 am to parkjas2001
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Les and Spurrier
I can't imagine a more fun combination of current college coaches.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 7:54 am to Bham4Tide
Malzahn and Saban. Throw saban overboard. I am sure the water will be over his head even two or three feet from the bank. Because Saban is a midget
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:01 am to AUbagman
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Bert for the off-chance we crash and require food for the next year.
You do realize that YOU would be the food, right? No man can resist the Hunger of Bert.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:20 am to RunLindsayRun
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If I take little Nicky can his daughter come?
Only if you provide the coke.
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:23 am to kingbob
Gus and Richt.. That way when Richt kicks me off the boat for being drunk and loud Gus will let me back on 
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:29 am to tomato77
Mike Bobo and Will Muschamp. They have quite the reputation from their days as undergrads at UGA.
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