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re: You just won a free boat ride, which 2 SEC Football coaches do you take?

Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:34 pm to
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:34 pm to
Saban and miles

I would bring up 2011 and eat popcorn...
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:35 pm to
Where will this boat ride be taking us? That's kinda important to know.
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:38 pm to
Pinkel and Spurrier.

We'd bag so much vag.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:40 pm to
Steve Spurrier and T-Pain.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16916 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:54 pm to
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Les and Spurrier
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:58 pm to
Spurrier and Miles.



We would get so weird
Posted by TIGERNATION031
Section 215. Alex Box Stadium
Member since Jun 2013
1055 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:10 pm to
Les and Spurrier. Not a doubt.
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13425 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:12 pm to
BERT and anybody. B/c fat
Posted by Nicolae
Member since Dec 2012
1880 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:18 pm to
Coaches, not just Head Coaches, right?

Then I'll take Bielema and Kiffin...




















...'s wives.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:30 pm to
Wouldn't everyone choose Miles and OBC?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72885 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:31 pm to
Butch Jones and Mullen
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18323 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:32 pm to
Les
OBC

laughs a second....
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75397 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Spurrier and Miles.
Posted by PortCityTiger82
Shreveport, LA
Member since Nov 2010
6564 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Bert


Would promptly sink said boat. You would need an empty container ship
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:41 pm to
Freeze and Spurrier.


Fishing.

Freeze to catch the fish. Spurrier to taunt the fish for getting caught.
Posted by Bud Davis
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2013
429 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:45 pm to
Richt and Bert. Richt as sober driver of boat, and Bert for flotation. Plus, Bert seems like the kind of guy that gets totally smashed and passes out. Would totally draw dicks all over his face and post on the internets. Plus, he's gotta have some naked pics of the wife on his phone, so, while he's passed out, those would be posted as well.

I can't imagine spending an extended amount of time with the Old Ball Sack, the damn smacking noises would get to me over time and I would have to abandon ship. Miles a close third. Never a dull moment with that one. If no sober driver required, Miles is in.
Posted by tigahbait62
Da Booty Club
Member since Nov 2009
1788 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:51 pm to
Miles and spurrier
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10564 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to
Bert for the off-chance we crash and require food for the next year.

Spurrier just because I think he'd be a cool dude to drink a beer with. Plus, he's got that old man knowledge to keep us alive.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42620 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:57 pm to
Jones for the energy/fun and Miles because he'll say anything. All that would make for a fun ride.

Close runners-up: I'd also be happy to substitute either Spurrier or Saban to pair with one of the above picks but not both at the same time.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22086 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:02 pm to
At firsh I tought Nick and Les. Then I wuz like "Naaaa." Nick be all like zerious and shite. No funz. Les will be like crackin' me up dough. I tink I wuz tinkin' bout Bert. Be all like fat and shite, gonna eat all da foods on da boat - but maybe he can brings hiz lady.

So, I say Les and Berts. Throw Bert's azz overboard and keeps hiz woman dare.

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