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re: XII Floating Merger With SEC.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:02 pm to Porker Face
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:02 pm to Porker Face
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Missouri has so much culture!!!! Wtf are you talking about? Everyone knows that!
They're SO cosmopolitan those Missourians. Camo is the new black on the catwalks in Milan this year as are jeans up to your ribcage! And who needs a chin or a jawline anyway? That's neanderthal stuff!
And look at those hotties!
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Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:06 pm to Mizz-SEC
PAC 12 told the Longhorns they lacked integrity and were too dishonest for the PAC 12
Why should the SEC feel any differently?
Why should the SEC feel any differently?
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:08 pm to CharlotteSooner
I'm sure our Missouri fans are just writing a really long response. They definitely didn't abandon thread when faced with this question
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:10 pm to Porker Face
Nope my point stands. The south is the poorest, most obese, least educated region in America. I'm not going to waste my Sunday continually rehashing that for you and SimpletonSooner.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:12 pm to KCM0Tiger
Missouri has even less a place in this conversation than Tamu. Meth capitol of the world, Ferguson, get out of the SEC
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:13 pm to semotruman
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Oh, Porker. You're better than this.
No, he's really not. Just the same old shitty poster he's always been.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:14 pm to KCM0Tiger
I was born and raised right next door in OK, champ. No Missourian should be talking any trash about how poor, fat, and stupid the south is. You should be quiet entirely as a matter of fact. Missouri is a shithole and it's just as featureless and bland as it's muffin-top rocking people.
This post was edited on 8/14/16 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:14 pm to Fishhead
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get out of the SEC
No. Kiss our arse
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:15 pm to CharlotteSooner
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Missouri is a shithole and it's just a featureless and bland as it's people.
That's rich coming from someone from Oklahoma
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:17 pm to KCM0Tiger
We aren't bland, muffin topper. You unremarkable turds could bland somebody to death. You aren't notable at anything. Just a hot mess of "meh". That's why we call you "meh"ssouri.
This post was edited on 8/14/16 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:18 pm to CharlotteSooner
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We aren't bland
Oklahoma is literally one of the blandest places on Earth
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:18 pm to CharlotteSooner
Oklahoma ranks in the top 10 nationally in smoking and obesity.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:18 pm to KCM0Tiger
Missourians take great pride in the 2% more income, 2% less obesity and 2% more bachelor degrees they have. Their 40th ranking in everything is so much better than our 45th ranking. I'm just a dumb southerner, but apparently those five spots make all the difference
Those prideful sons of guns are not even going to bother exhibiting that "show me state" spirit by illustrating a single iota of Missouri's legions of culture for us.
I personally don't find interstates, suburbs, strip malls and concrete a great display of culture. Since that's all KC has to offer, I presume the culture is elsewhere. But maybe in Missouri concrete is culture. Who knows. And who cares to be honest. I just thank my lucky stars every day I am able set my feet on Southern soil and breathe that Southern air!
Those prideful sons of guns are not even going to bother exhibiting that "show me state" spirit by illustrating a single iota of Missouri's legions of culture for us.
I personally don't find interstates, suburbs, strip malls and concrete a great display of culture. Since that's all KC has to offer, I presume the culture is elsewhere. But maybe in Missouri concrete is culture. Who knows. And who cares to be honest. I just thank my lucky stars every day I am able set my feet on Southern soil and breathe that Southern air!
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:20 pm to Porker Face
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I'm just a dumb southerner
There's something we can agree on.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:21 pm to Porker Face
I see our rent is still free in that tiny brain of yours
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:22 pm to TigerTalker16
Missouri ranks in the top 10 at..........well nothing.
But you do rank at 11.
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And here you are barely two spots ahead of OK in ranking the poorest states despite having double it's population.
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Fat, boring, poor, under-performing turds. Shut the frick up Missouri.
But you do rank at 11.
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And here you are barely two spots ahead of OK in ranking the poorest states despite having double it's population.
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Fat, boring, poor, under-performing turds. Shut the frick up Missouri.
This post was edited on 8/14/16 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:22 pm to KCM0Tiger
Considering AU is a founding member of the SEC, you can gtfo...
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:27 pm to CharlotteSooner
Why are you here? This is SEC rant. GTFO.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:28 pm to Porker Face
I welcome Iowa state to the conference with open arms
At least they have a culture. Sure it's of farming. Not my cup of tea but at least they stand for something.
They are a little more solid on race relations. Sure there aren't any non-white people up there, but at least our schools won't end up embarrassing the conference in every newspaper nationwide
Road trip... Ames vs CoMO. That's a wash
At least they have a culture. Sure it's of farming. Not my cup of tea but at least they stand for something.
They are a little more solid on race relations. Sure there aren't any non-white people up there, but at least our schools won't end up embarrassing the conference in every newspaper nationwide
Road trip... Ames vs CoMO. That's a wash
Posted on 8/14/16 at 2:31 pm to TigerTalker16
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Why are you here? This is SEC rant. GTFO.
To kick your average, featureless asses all over this forum like we did in the BIG XII. That's why you're playing the "this is an SEC board" card. You're losing again.
This post was edited on 8/14/16 at 2:32 pm
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