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re: Whose Dick Do You Ride? Whose Dick Do You Wish You Could Ride?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:03 pm to GoFightWin
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:03 pm to GoFightWin
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Maybe if your mom wouldn't have rode your dads, I wouldn't have to read this shite.
I just peed myself
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:07 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
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With that being said frick every team not named LSU.
Seems like a lot of LSU fans feel that way. Y'all are the lone wolves of the west.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:10 pm to redeye
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You're a weird little dude.
If the lack of mental shortcuts in this thread scares you I will give you a freebee- think of me as the A&M killz without the MS Paint cause I suck at drawing.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:15 pm to cardboardboxer
LOL. Translation:
My school is so weird and has so little success of our own to lean upon that we ride more dicks than Paris Hilton.
My school is so weird and has so little success of our own to lean upon that we ride more dicks than Paris Hilton.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:25 pm to texashorn
I don't need your answer, I already know it.
Texas rides the dick of each and every team that plays the SEC or A&M to protect the influence of Texas and your nine dwarfs in this state. You also ride the dicks of every major top 10 powerhouse program in the country that is not SEC because you imagine them to be your peer (even though you have had as many national titles the last 30 years as Georgia Tech). Your dysfunctional conference prevents you from having divisions without adding some wet shite in a bag programs, so you can't even answer the second part of my question at all. Boring.
Honestly even if you didn't play my game I gave you enough good material for a better troll than that. Pretty disappointed in you tonight.
Texas rides the dick of each and every team that plays the SEC or A&M to protect the influence of Texas and your nine dwarfs in this state. You also ride the dicks of every major top 10 powerhouse program in the country that is not SEC because you imagine them to be your peer (even though you have had as many national titles the last 30 years as Georgia Tech). Your dysfunctional conference prevents you from having divisions without adding some wet shite in a bag programs, so you can't even answer the second part of my question at all. Boring.
Honestly even if you didn't play my game I gave you enough good material for a better troll than that. Pretty disappointed in you tonight.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:25 pm to texashorn
Horns also ride their own dicks.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:28 pm to Bob Ag
I wish I could dickride Texas but alas, they have no dicks. They toss a mean salad though.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:31 pm to Bob Ag
You poor schmucks thought other SEC fanbases would bow down to your bitch dog cult and weird shite, and would be carpeting your path with rose petals, and all the meanies from the Southwest Conference would be ancient history.
Instead, it didn't take long to get sick of your shite, and once again you're a laughingstock to your conference "mates."
Now you're whining about the big hard cock you've been riding for three years isn't as tumid as it once was (Alabama) and you're openly looking for another one to ride.
Get a goddamn life already.
Instead, it didn't take long to get sick of your shite, and once again you're a laughingstock to your conference "mates."
Now you're whining about the big hard cock you've been riding for three years isn't as tumid as it once was (Alabama) and you're openly looking for another one to ride.
Get a goddamn life already.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:33 pm to cardboardboxer
of course this is an aTm thread
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:37 pm to texashorn
You completely missed the point of my OP.
And you changed flaccid to tumid (which honestly I had to look up) while I was responding to your post so you obviously know more about penises than me Mr. Longhorn. You win the thread almighty cock master.
And you changed flaccid to tumid (which honestly I had to look up) while I was responding to your post so you obviously know more about penises than me Mr. Longhorn. You win the thread almighty cock master.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:46 pm to texashorn
Hey texashorn, I've got a question for you. How in the mother frick did you guys only manage 2 rushing yards in the Texas bowl when you have 2 5* running backs?
You guys had the lowest total yards of any fbs school in any game the entire season
Can't run, can't throw, can't play defense? What gives?
You guys had the lowest total yards of any fbs school in any game the entire season
Can't run, can't throw, can't play defense? What gives?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:48 pm to dbeck
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Hey texashorn, I've got a question for you. How in the mother frick did you guys only manage 2 rushing yards in the Texas bowl when you have 2 5* running backs?
That must be why he had flaccid on the mind. Freudian slip.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:05 pm to Weagle25
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I don't think we ride anybody's.
We use more of a "us against the world" mentality
Ditto Mizzou.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:58 pm to cardboardboxer
This thread was made for Aggie, right?
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:06 am to Drizzt
No dick riding for Mizzou.
However, Mizzou does bring out the most dick riding by opposing teams. Virtually all SEC fans actively root against Mizzou. We turned SC (last year) and GA (this year) into the elite of dick riding.
However, Mizzou does bring out the most dick riding by opposing teams. Virtually all SEC fans actively root against Mizzou. We turned SC (last year) and GA (this year) into the elite of dick riding.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 7:33 am to Mizz-SEC
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Ditto Mizzou.
I can see that, but I think yall get trapped into a "us against the world" thing. Yall would love to play nice with others I think, but no one plays fair.
Like how Mizzou gets blamed for the Big 12's demise many big 12ers. Or like how you win the East twice but everyone still calls you Yankees, or they scream Indiana in jealousy. Or what happened when you finally got an elite elite recruit, etc.
Yall obviously have the capacity to play with others. You were good sports about playing at Kyle many years in a row during the Big 12 then SEC transition. You put up with a rival that is the second most annoying fanbase in the Big 12. You deserve better, but life isn't fair.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:12 am to JesusQuintana
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However, Mizzou does bring out the most dick riding by opposing teams. Virtually all SEC fans actively root against Mizzou.
Yeah I don't get the Mizzou hate hard on. Y'all have done little to cause the hate.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 6:24 pm to JesusQuintana
Oh and thanks for the contribution.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:05 pm to cardboardboxer
Evan Stone
Posted on 1/10/15 at 7:29 am to goodshotred2
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Evan Stone
It is 2015 now bro. The calender changed officially. We can drop the Stone worship and the word "finna." please.
Unless of course you think putting a professional penis on a pedestal is a great idea outside of the MSU run, in which case I have an Aggie hat you can have!
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