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Whose Dick Do You Ride? Whose Dick Do You Wish You Could Ride?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:02 pm
Ok, here is a thread for all the SEC Rant Mensas:
What team, either because its a logical move for a fan of your team or for personal reasons, do you ride the dick of out of all college football teams? Secondly, if any considerations about your team were off the table whose dick do you wish you COULD ride (in division)?
I'll go first:
As an A&M fan, in the big picture I kinda got to ride Bama dick. Their success helps A&M the most while also hurting A&M's chances the least in balance compared to any SEC West team. I have learned that this is both a blessing and a curse, and holy shite did that strategy backfire on me this season. But in the scheme of things I know that when A&M goes into the living room of a Texas 4* and gets them onboard to play in the SEC like 45% of that brand we are buying with Texas eyeballs is Bama. So I begrudgingly ride Bama dick.
I WISH I could ride Auburn dick. They have the best West fanbase on here, and I admire the shite out of their program. They are like the hot and successful guy/girl who did it all themselves and not because their daddy is rich. Even before we were a SEC team they were my favorite SEC West team. They kick arse.
Your turn.
Now for all the disclaimers:
1. Yes I know the term "riding dicks" sucks, but honestly the purpose of written communication is to convey an idea and yall all know the extra connotation riding ricks has on here that just something like "rooting for" doesn't have. Plus using the term will allow me to weed out the mouth breathers who will jump in here and say "huh huh Aggies like to ride dicks because they are homosexuals" instead of making fun of your insightful post.
2. Yes its the fricking offseason. The SEC offseason started when the team I have to dick ride failed me.
So have at it: Whose do you ride out of all teams, and whose do you wish you could ride in division?
What team, either because its a logical move for a fan of your team or for personal reasons, do you ride the dick of out of all college football teams? Secondly, if any considerations about your team were off the table whose dick do you wish you COULD ride (in division)?
I'll go first:
As an A&M fan, in the big picture I kinda got to ride Bama dick. Their success helps A&M the most while also hurting A&M's chances the least in balance compared to any SEC West team. I have learned that this is both a blessing and a curse, and holy shite did that strategy backfire on me this season. But in the scheme of things I know that when A&M goes into the living room of a Texas 4* and gets them onboard to play in the SEC like 45% of that brand we are buying with Texas eyeballs is Bama. So I begrudgingly ride Bama dick.
I WISH I could ride Auburn dick. They have the best West fanbase on here, and I admire the shite out of their program. They are like the hot and successful guy/girl who did it all themselves and not because their daddy is rich. Even before we were a SEC team they were my favorite SEC West team. They kick arse.
Your turn.
Now for all the disclaimers:
1. Yes I know the term "riding dicks" sucks, but honestly the purpose of written communication is to convey an idea and yall all know the extra connotation riding ricks has on here that just something like "rooting for" doesn't have. Plus using the term will allow me to weed out the mouth breathers who will jump in here and say "huh huh Aggies like to ride dicks because they are homosexuals" instead of making fun of your insightful post.
2. Yes its the fricking offseason. The SEC offseason started when the team I have to dick ride failed me.
So have at it: Whose do you ride out of all teams, and whose do you wish you could ride in division?
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 10:00 pm
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:04 pm to cardboardboxer
I don't think we ride anybody's.
We use more of a "us against the world" mentality
We use more of a "us against the world" mentality
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:05 pm to cardboardboxer
Maybe if your mom wouldn't have rode your dads, I wouldn't have to read this shite.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:05 pm to cardboardboxer
An A&M fan thinking about dicks who would have thought amirite
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:05 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:06 pm to Weagle25
I wouldn't think Auburn would big picture. But that is why I didn't limit the dick you ride to be in division. It could be a personal dick ride, or for a second favorite team or to go against a team you hate.
I will clarify in OP.
Hmmm....I can see that.
I will clarify in OP.
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We use more of a "us against the world" mentality
Hmmm....I can see that.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:06 pm to cardboardboxer
This thread was not a good idea.
Kinda funny though (aggy fan and all)
Oh, if I had to answer it would obviously be whoever is playing bama, because frick bama and all.
Kinda funny though (aggy fan and all)
Oh, if I had to answer it would obviously be whoever is playing bama, because frick bama and all.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:07 pm to GoFightWin
You don't have to read anything. Just post a didn't read gif and move on.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:07 pm to cardboardboxer
2nd favorite team probably would be Ole Miss, or LSU.
Although I am enjoying the LSU melt right now.
Although I am enjoying the LSU melt right now.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:07 pm to cardboardboxer
frick every SEC school not named LSU, especially Ole Miss and Bama.
ETA: I will say that of all campuses I have been to I had the most fun at Auburn when I was a student. Still hope you lose every football game (except against bama) though.
ETA: I will say that of all campuses I have been to I had the most fun at Auburn when I was a student. Still hope you lose every football game (except against bama) though.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:08 pm to cardboardboxer
I dick-rode A&M against UT in their last game and was mad as frick at the phantom PI call. Seriously melted over that.
Might ride a teams dick one week, might chop it off then next, though; I don't really pick one team.
Might ride a teams dick one week, might chop it off then next, though; I don't really pick one team.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:09 pm to rlebl39
I would figure LSU fans would ride the dick of Tenn out of all SEC teams, because them being good could frick Florida and Bama.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:09 pm to cardboardboxer
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As an A&M fan
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I WISH I could ride Auburn dick.
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I begrudgingly ride Bama dick.
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I have to dick ride
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:10 pm to Tiguar
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I dick-rode A&M against UT in their last game and was mad as frick at the phantom PI call. Seriously melted over that.
Me too.
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Might ride a teams dick one week, might chop it off then next, though; I don't really pick one team.
I think we all do that a little bit, maybe is a lessor way than you though.
Thank you for the contribution.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:11 pm to cardboardboxer
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Yes its the fricking offseason. The SEC offseason started when the team I have to dick ride failed me.
I applaud your honesty.
I like Auburn. I think it's the inner gangster in me. The same reason I enjoyed watching The Sopranos. Auburn seems to have more fun than any other school.
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They have the best West fanbase on here
You might be right.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:15 pm to cardboardboxer
I'm amazed at how many are hopping on this.....err jumping on this....err responding to this thread 
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:16 pm to cardboardboxer
I wish I could ride A&M's. They came up I'm the same fashion as AU due to Texas stealing the spotlight and most in state recruits, so i feel AU has more in common with A&M than anyone. But the whole Manziel horsecollar reaction totally turned me off. The fans on here still haven't let it go and acted pretty fricking bitch-like about 1 no call, especially considering the no-calls that went in A&M's favor.
Eta: I'll make it out to CS for a game and interact. It's never good to judge over a small sample size.
Eta: I'll make it out to CS for a game and interact. It's never good to judge over a small sample size.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:16 pm to cardboardboxer
none. frick all of you.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:17 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:18 pm to cardboardboxer
I wish I could ride ALL dicks, because...hey...Aggie.
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