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re: Whose Dick Do You Ride? Whose Dick Do You Wish You Could Ride?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:18 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:18 pm to cardboardboxer
This thread makes me very uncomfortable
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:20 pm to Roger Klarvin
wanna ride, bb?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:21 pm to cardboardboxer
1. Mizzou.....it's my birthright
2. Arky.....good folks
3. Miss State......good folks
4. Auburn....classy fans, similar universities
5. Bama....sterling example of how a football program should be run
Dang, I'm a real ManWhore
2. Arky.....good folks
3. Miss State......good folks
4. Auburn....classy fans, similar universities
5. Bama....sterling example of how a football program should be run
Dang, I'm a real ManWhore
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:21 pm to BrerTiger
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I like Auburn. I think it's the inner gangster in me. The same reason I enjoyed watching The Sopranos. Auburn seems to have more fun than any other school.
That would be a great sig if I was an Auburn fan outright instead of having to be in the closet about it!
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:22 pm to cardboardboxer
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I WISH I could ride Auburn dick. They have the best West fanbase on here, and I admire the shite out of their program. They are like the hot and successful guy/girl who did it all themselves and not because their daddy is rich. Even before we were a SEC team they were my favorite SEC West team. They kick arse.
You must not know any Auburn fans in real life.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:24 pm to UncleBlazer
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They are like the hot and successful guy/girl who did it all themselves and not because their daddy is rich
of course an ol miss fan would take offense
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:25 pm to cardboardboxer
Bama fans don't ride dicks dicks ride Bama. Covered in dicks.
I wish I could do some auburn because I had the most fun there in college but I just can't no matter how hard I try to ride it. Love hate relationship I guess. This has been a good talk.....it's starting to move. TBC...
I wish I could do some auburn because I had the most fun there in college but I just can't no matter how hard I try to ride it. Love hate relationship I guess. This has been a good talk.....it's starting to move. TBC...
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:25 pm to Weagle25
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We use more of a "we're the victim, everyone's out to get us, especially bammers" mentality
FIFY.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:28 pm to AUbagman
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I wish I could ride A&M's.
I wish you could too as I think we do have a lot in common. Honestly though if that didn't turn you off something else would have as we are an acquired taste. Maybe one day you can look past all of it and learn to like us for the sum of our parts though.
Aggies have no middle fans, just the extremes, like a really hoppy microbrew beer. Once a month beer fans will give us a try because our label looks cool from across the bar and because they think hops are trendy which makes them look cool in the social situation that has them drinking. Middle beer fans don't like it, they would rather pound ______ Light and get drunk because "shite isn't floating in my _____ Light!". But those who really appreciate good beer can enjoy the complexity of the excellent ingredients while looking past the maybe less than perfect filtration.
Thanks for the honesty.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:29 pm to cardboardboxer
for some reason, A&M's fight song is the only other one I know besides Auburn and USA's
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:29 pm to UncleBlazer
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You must not know any Auburn fans in real life.
No because every person from Alabama I know, along with half the people in Mississippi, are Roll Tide fans.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:31 pm to cardboardboxer
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half the people in Mississippi
You've only been to Meridian haven't you?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:33 pm to Dirty Whistle
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Bama fans don't ride dicks dicks ride Bama. Covered in dicks.
I get that but maybe as a fan of a helmet team you ride another helmet team dick for fun? Like you ride Michigan because it fricks OSU or something.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:33 pm to Tiguar
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for some reason, A&M's fight song is the only other one I know besides Auburn and USA's
Because its catchy!
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:34 pm to UncleBlazer
Quitman mostly. So yes I guess.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:36 pm to Old Sarge
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Mizzou.....it's my birthright
They are my #2 across the nation. KSU is #3.
Arky is my West #2 by far, with MSU 3.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:02 pm to cardboardboxer
Wow.
And
And
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An A&M fan thinking about dicks who would have thought
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:10 pm to SDVTiger
Do you want to join in the conversation, or are you content with your Stan Gable impersonation?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:37 pm to cardboardboxer
Dick riding is never acceptable for any self respecting man. With that being said frick every team not named LSU.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:43 pm to cardboardboxer
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cardboardboxer
You're a weird little dude.
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