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re: We just got a Waffle House.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:54 pm to MrAUTigers
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:54 pm to MrAUTigers
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You add the eggs and grits together.
... only if your eggs are over-easy or sunny-side-up. Only runny eggs are stirred in with grits.
Hard scrambled eggs are meant for hot sauce of ketchup.
Soft scrambled eggs are to be eaten "as-is."
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Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:54 pm to scrooster
Armed with this new information (not the egg advice--that makes sense), I feel like scrooster is a big boy.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:55 pm to the808bass
This thread reminds me of that scene from my cousin vinnie when he freaks out about "what is a grit?"
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:56 pm to the808bass
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I'm trying it out.
Grits or Hashbrowns?
It's probably here now in Missouri cuz SEC.
SEC. SEC. SEC.
Both ... grits on the side in a bowl, (unless you are doing sunny-side-up or over-easy eggs then they go on the same plate and the hash-browns go on a large side plate if you're doing it right.).
The hash-browns comes in a thousand different ways, scattered-covered-smothered-chunked-diced-peppered-capped and topped ... or, you could just do it the yankee way and say "all the way." If you want gravy on them say "Southern country too please maim," and they'll put some sausage biscuit gravy on top.
After that you order your waffle and steak.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:57 pm to the808bass
Ban bet I'm in a higher socioeconomic class than you are.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:57 pm to scrooster
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Hard scrambled eggs are meant for hot sauce
pfffftttt. Hot sauce was invented to go on raw oysters. Sickos put hot sauce on eggs.
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Hard scrambled eggs are meant for ketchup.
WTF is wrong with you?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 5:58 pm to LegendOfCobb
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They can, but the real shite isn't; this is an awful and hurtful southern stereotype. When I had my wisdom teeth out I ate nothing but my momma's grits (albeit blended a little thinner with a hand mixer, because you know, wisdom teeth) for a week. Heaven.
I LOVE grits so I wasn't downing them. However, the reason I'd advise a non-grits initiate to stay away from restaurant grits is for two reasons 1. you don't know what you'll get 2. you don't know how to properly eat/season grits if you don't have an aficionado with you and one bad experience can turn folks away permanently (hard to get them try it again). Those kind of grits are where that stereotype comes from.
Same with okra - I've heard outsiders say it's the most awful thing ever and describe it as nasty. Those folks are getting non-southern style okra and it's tainting them and causing them to stereotype it. Okra is one of my most favorite things in the world but we don't cook them like the descriptions I've heard from those who hate it after trying it.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:00 pm to scrooster
Sriracha on scrambled eggs. Excellent.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:02 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Scattered smothered and covered
Oh, they only take cash.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:04 pm to the808bass
How to cure your Waffle House habit: Watch the cook. Look for runny sores. Check out the rag hanging from his belt. Note he never washes his hands. Check the establishment's health scores.
There's a reason WH food is so "tasty."
There's a reason WH food is so "tasty."
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:11 pm to the808bass
Hashbrowns always
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:13 pm to artompkins
I put hot sauce on my hash browns. Ketchup is for children
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:20 pm to Sid E Walker
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Sriracha on scrambled eggs. Excellent.
I buy it by the case - it lasts forever and it makes anything taste good. It'll be great post SHTF when you need to make the possum or dog taste better.
Besides, what I've always liked about it ... that bad arse rooster on the label.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:23 pm to the808bass
good omelets, grits and hashbrowns
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:26 pm to RaleighTiger
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Posted by RaleighTiger There have been Waffle Homes in Kansas City for years and years. But by any metric, St. Louis is a distant second to KCMO. In Raleigh, of course, there are three within three miles of my house.
I live just south of St Louis and we've had Waffle houses for as long as I can remember.
Also, if you go a bit further south there is a Waffle House spinoff called Huddle House.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:26 pm to Cdawg
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pork chops and eggs oveer light, hashbrowns extra crispy.
Ooooooo yea!
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:26 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
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Waffle House is for drunks.
fixt
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:27 pm to the808bass
Trying to lure the Malzhans to your neck of the woods?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:39 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Anyone that thinks they're too good for Waffle House is probably a little bitch that no one wants to hang out with.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 6:43 pm to the808bass
Hashbrowns, burnt.
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