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re: Vandy sidewalk fans recruiting thread
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:09 pm to randomways
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:09 pm to randomways
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Are you a Bama fan and tired of your success leading to accusations of rampant cheating and sister-fricking? Come over -- the only time anyone accuses us of cheating is when we use a graphing calculator instead of our fingers to do vector calculus, and when we frick our sisters, people understand it's only because we couldn't get a better date to the prom.
Where do I sign? Anchor Down!
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:12 pm to randomways
Verr nice 
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:12 pm to randomways
Lmao the ole miss one made me laugh
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:22 pm to randomways
LOL Pretty funny :D
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:41 pm to randomways
This was pretty good writting. You should submit it to some of the sports blogs it may be published
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:48 pm to randomways
AUB SUCKS!
Im looking for a new team and since Vandy is the only team with a decent record against them, I figured the Commies would be my best pick.
ETA: I just went back and read all that... I guess I should read the whole thing first...
Im looking for a new team and since Vandy is the only team with a decent record against them, I figured the Commies would be my best pick.
ETA: I just went back and read all that... I guess I should read the whole thing first...
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:48 pm to randomways
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Since the topic of the day seems to be sidewalk fans, I realized that we just don't have enough, and that is why we fail. So I'd like to invite fans of every other school to come cheer for us.
I've been a Vandy sidewalk fan for years, as long as they're not playing the Hogs. I'm not a sidewalk fan of theirs as it's defined on here (I don't own gear or anything), but I actively root for them in all their games.
Tennessee fans aside, anyone who doesn't root for Vandy when their team isn't playing them is a communist.
EDIT: Just saw this and I literally lol'd:
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Are you a Tennessee fan? I'm so, so sorry. Now go frick yourself. We don't need you sidewalking bandwagoners latching onto a more successful program.
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 4/24/14 at 1:55 pm to randomways
I love all of this. Definitely one of my favorite threads. Do I get an early signee bonus? I was sidewalk Vandy before sidewalk Vandy was cool.Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:01 pm to randomways
Whoever gave this a DOWNVOTE GFY with a toilet brush! this is quality work
Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:05 pm to DoreonthePlains
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I love all of this. Definitely one of my favorite threads. Do I get an early signee bonus? I was sidewalk Vandy before sidewalk Vandy was cool.
Honest question -- there's got to be like a huge rift between sidewalk Vandy fans and bandwagon Vandy fans, right? I mean, at Alabama, sidewalk fan and bandwagon fan are essentially the same person, whilst Vandy fans have endured an awful lot of heartache with little reward.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:05 pm to randomways
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Well, to get your attention, I'd point out that we have bars with both Bud Lite and regular Bud on tap. That twice as much entertainment as you currently have in Starkville, and twice the odds of getting laid.
I would figure Starkvegas was a Coors Light town...
Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:08 pm to randomways
A couple maybes and a couple 'already there.' Not bad. A few more and we'll match our win total for the next couple seasons.
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Oh, it's okay. Unnecessarily hurt feelings are just God's way of telling us we're too good for this world.
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Whoever gave this a DOWNVOTE GFY with a toilet brush! this is quality work
Oh, it's okay. Unnecessarily hurt feelings are just God's way of telling us we're too good for this world.
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:16 pm to randomways
Alright, you've convinced me. I'm in. A Commodore could always use a few good sailors, amirite?
Posted on 4/24/14 at 2:55 pm to randomways
This guy I like.
A funny Vanderbilt fan is a rarity. It's like finding an Alabama fan that can tie his own shoes or a Tennessee fan that is only missing two or three teeth. I usually assume their humor is going to involve references to thermodynamics or puns about Immanuel Kant.
A funny Vanderbilt fan is a rarity. It's like finding an Alabama fan that can tie his own shoes or a Tennessee fan that is only missing two or three teeth. I usually assume their humor is going to involve references to thermodynamics or puns about Immanuel Kant.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:19 pm to randomways
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Penn State games streamed live to Tennessee to help jog your memories.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:22 pm to roadGator
I respectfully decline to come aboard due to Auburn being on a losing streak to you guys. I was on prior to 2008 but have had to get off for the time being. That being said I give you a Gold Star for creativity and effort.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:25 pm to roadGator
I think the implication is that they will be watching their old coach's new team hoping they will fail.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:31 pm to randomways
Haha, great thread.
But Richtianity has no room for doubt.
But Richtianity has no room for doubt.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:33 pm to GoBigOrange86
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A funny Vanderbilt fan is a rarity. It's like finding an Alabama fan that can tie his own shoes or a Tennessee fan that is only missing two or three teeth. I usually assume their humor is going to involve references to thermodynamics or puns about Immanuel Kant.
Well, I've always had the philosophy that there's nothing I. Kant do if I set my mind to it, amirite? Eh? Eh?
Okay, you can stop shoving me. I can walk out the damned door myself.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:35 pm to randomways
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I. Kant do if I set my mind to it, amirite? Eh? Eh?
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