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re: Updyke might find himself in jail again...

Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:07 am to
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:07 am to
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I actually feel a little sorry for him.


as well you should. Guy has his life all fricked up because he's incapable of knowing the proper way to deal with losing a football game.

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It was stupid but I'm not sure it was worth jail time AND 3/4 million dollars


I tend to agree. But I also don't cringe at the punishment either. Mainly because of how he handled it. Call into a radio show, brag about it, make false claims about rolling the tree when bear died, feigning being mugged at a gas station, too much bama in him, etc. These things don't really matter for the sentencing, but they certainly didn't make him a very sympathetic party either.

Calling it his "15 minutes of fame" also didn't sit too well.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 11:11 am
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:09 am to
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I say we set up a fund to help him pay it off. I mean after it was just trees...What do you say fellas?


I say there are many, many causes that need funding. Bailing out a shithead is not top on my list.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52656 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:11 am to
Yeah, Bama fans would be better suited to just completely ignore anything pertaining to Updyke. Acknowledging his existence is only fanning the flame.
Posted by inthemorning
Alabama
Member since Sep 2014
395 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:11 am to
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quite producing them and we'd have nothing to say.


He never attended, graduated, or worked for Alabama.

If you want to get into guild by association then this argument will never end. Alabama was shocked and disappointed at this guy's acting out from mental issues and banned him from all events.


But go ahead, tell me about how "Alabama" produced Harvey.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 11:12 am
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:12 am to
Harvey took to Tweeter... PAWWWWWWWL...

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.Harvey Updyke
?@Harveyrolltide
THEY ARE LYING!! ITS NOT TRUE DAMNIT!!!! HOW DARE THEM SLANDER MY NAME!!!! ESPN NEEDS TO GET THEIR frickING FACTS STRAIGHT! ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · 19h
Well I got that off my chest! And I feel GREAT! LOL! ROLL DAMN TIDE! IF AUBURN PLAYED ISIS, I WOULD HAVE TO PULL FOR ISIS! ROLL DAMN TIDE!
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · 19h
Auburn is only telling half the story. Then people wonder WHY I hate auburn so much?!?! DUH! THEY ARE LIARS, CHEATERS, AND LIARS, AND LIARS!
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · 20h
SOMEONE AT THE COW COLLEGE IS STEALING MONEY!!! I HAVE PROOF I HAVE PAID MORE MONEY TO THEM!
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · Sep 9
PAUL SHUT UPPPPPP SHHUUTT UPPPPP YOUR WASTING TIME TALKING ABOUT IT!!! @darriel5 DID NOTHING WRONG YOUR BIG EARED arse!
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · 16h
People say I'm going to hell for killing trees?! HAHA! If it's a sin to kill a tree, then it's a sin to eat a steak. Or wipe your arse! RDT!
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Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:15 am to
Dude is so fricked in the head.

And he got off light IMO. frick him and all the gumps that supported him when he did it and those that still do.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:16 am to
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He never attended, graduated, or worked for Alabama.


yea but why'd he do it? Have anything to do with alabama football?

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But go ahead, tell me about how "Alabama" produced Harvey.



he's your fan...don't take it so literal so to read i'm saying you educated him, sent him on his way with a mission to cause destruction.

I never said you were guilty. I'm only stating you guys have fans that do really stupid shite and you're going to get mocked for it. Until that stupid shite stops the mocking will continue. The price you pay for having such a large fanbase with a handful of crazies who can even value bama football over life.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 11:20 am
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:18 am to
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Harvey Updyke @Harveyrolltide · 19h
Auburn is only telling half the story. Then people wonder WHY I hate auburn so much?!?! DUH! THEY ARE LIARS, CHEATERS, AND LIARS, AND LIARS!


first off, this can't really be him, is it?

second, ok, but are we liars?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52656 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:19 am to
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he's your fan


literally has nothing to do with anyone but himself.

Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:20 am to
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literally has nothing to do with anyone but himself.


eh if he wasn't your fan, would our trees be dead?
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:45 am to
auburn fans are almost giddy when you mention Updyke. He is the perfect gift to you - it allows you to be victims and berate the Alabama fanbase with impunity - and every time the idiot says or does something, you get to do it all over again.

Sorry your trees are dead. Chances are, it affects you just as little as it affects me...but hey, it's an opportunity to show the world how insane and evil we are, so go for it.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:52 am to
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auburn fans are almost giddy when you mention Updyke. He is the perfect gift to you - it allows you to be victims and berate the Alabama fanbase with impunity - and every time the idiot says or does something, you get to do it all over again.


Hold on, you're playing the victim because people are mocking an asshat that is one of your fans yet saying he's a gift to us because we can play the victim?

Guys is a disliked dipshit...sorry we dislike your dipshit fan.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:00 pm to
Nothing victim about us. An idiot killed your trees. He associated himself with us. It was embarrassing. The university disassociated itself with him permanently. Nothing more to say.

Until next time that something about him comes up, and you get to let the world know how painful it is to have to live without your oak trees...and how Harvey is just like all of us.

Do your thing.
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:03 pm to
Who gives a shite?
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:04 pm to
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Nothing victim about us.


You just want us to leave you alone about your fan, and complain when we don't?

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Until next time that something about him comes up


Well yea, like it or not he's not going to ride off into the sunset after his '15 minutes of fame.' And he's still doing it as an alabama fan.

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you get to let the world know how painful it is to have to live without your oak trees


We're getting those back, should be soon. Granted i didn't read every post in this thread but has it been bemoaning the loss of the oak trees, or just piling on to how big of a piece of shite this man is?


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Do your thing.


Call a dipshit a dipshit. You can count on it.

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Harvey is just like all of us


Well this you can fix with thicker skin. You and i know that you're (hopefully) nothing like him.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17263 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:23 pm to
Updyke is crazy. He only made the hate for Bama greater than it was. He stole an Icon from AU which every AU fan loved. For no reason other than he thought AU dissed his team.
He should never have gone to trial. He should have been put in a nut house and never been turned loose.And he should have never been able to watch or listen to a Bama game,never.
That would would have fit the crime.
As most know I am NOT a fan of AU,but what he did crosses the line and I am sorry it happened.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:38 pm to
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Well this you can fix with thicker skin. You and i know that you're (hopefully) nothing like him.


Well, your trees are safe with me, if that's what you mean.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:55 pm to
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Updyke is crazy. He only made the hate for Bama greater than it was. He stole an Icon from AU which every AU fan loved. For no reason other than he thought AU dissed his team.
He should never have gone to trial. He should have been put in a nut house and never been turned loose.And he should have never been able to watch or listen to a Bama game,never.
That would would have fit the crime.
As most know I am NOT a fan of AU,but what he did crosses the line and I am sorry it happened.



I actually agree with this... as it is, you have McCarron and Double D wanting him at events...
Posted by LordByron
Member since Nov 2013
259 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:57 pm to
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auburn fans are almost giddy when you mention Updyke. He is the perfect gift to you - it allows you to be victims and berate the Alabama fanbase with impunity - and every time the idiot says or does something, you get to do it all over again. Sorry your trees are dead. Chances are, it affects you just as little as it affects me...but hey, it's an opportunity to show the world how insane and evil we are, so go for it.



Is it our fault your trashy fanbase gives such good material?

From the top of my head I can recall:

Harvery
Teabagger
Bama fan who killed another Bama fan for not being upset enough
Bama fan who stabbed 3-4 Auburn fraternity members, then tried to bribe a mentally retarded man to confess
Bama fan shotgunned 2 LSU fans


Unrelated to football
Bama fan kills son in car
Bama fan passes out high on heroin, while he's teaching class
Impotent Bama fan arrested for sexual misconduct
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted by WareagleKK
Milton, GA (ur welcome for Lawson)
Member since May 2012
2749 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:58 pm to
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People still care about that clown?


I do. I hate that bastard and hope he has nothing but bad things happen to him and anyone who cares about him.
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