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Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:58 pm
Dear SEC teams, fans, followers and whoever else it may concern,
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:10 pm
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Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:59 pm to Daowna
You guys continously embarass the SEC... I don't know what to say. Can't say that I'm surprised.
ETA: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
ETA: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
This post was edited on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 9/3/17 at 10:59 pm to Daowna
Apology not accept. You are an embarrassment, worse than Mizzou
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
Do you even Swag bro?
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
Worse than 77-0? Worse than 59-0?
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:00 pm to Daowna
I was happy when auburn beat us last year. Y'all needed this tbh
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:02 pm to Old Money
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I was happy when auburn beat us last year. Y'all needed this tbh
I felt a sense of relief as well when we lost.
Time for aggy to clean house.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:02 pm to genro
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Worse than 77-0? Worse than 59-0?
Honestly I feel worse now than I did after those two.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:06 pm to Daowna
Those other blowouts were against OU and Bama. This was against a team that looked to have maybe 3 or 4 players that would have been in A&Ms two deep.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:06 pm to ibldprplgld
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I felt a sense of relief as well when we lost.
Time for aggy to clean house.
Mixed feelings are a bitch
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:06 pm to Daowna
i feel bad for you , brother. i honestly expected a bad weekend for texas after all the stress of the last 9 days. And Texas and Baylor shat the bed, too.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:07 pm to Daowna
Come on guys remember the 90's and Curley HalASS. I will never forget the arse whooping we put on a better Auburn team only to lose it in the 4th with only 3 pick 6's. I forgive you ATM because I have to man!!
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:08 pm to Old Money
quote:
was happy when auburn beat us last year
And then y'all hired O. Lol
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:09 pm to ChiaTiger
quote:
You are an embarrassment, worse than Mizzou
damn..that's harsh
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:09 pm to Slackaveli
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:10 pm to Daowna
That's ok. I picked ucla to win. I was surprised you should have won.
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:12 pm to Daowna
NEVER FORGET
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:14 pm to jvilletiger25
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And then y'all hired O. Lol
O would beat the shite outta Kirby
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:16 pm to Daowna
Go back to the Big 10
Posted on 9/3/17 at 11:16 pm to Daowna
quote:
Dear SEC teams, fans, followers and whoever else it may concern,
I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.
Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.
Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie
It's ok, aggie. I'm here to help.
Death - Flattening of Emotions
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