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re: The life and times of Harvey Updyke (dude that poisoned the trees at Auburn)

Posted on 5/23/11 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 12:58 pm to
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I don't hate. I'm just misunderstood.


that you Kanye?

how are the trees anyway? any limbs falling yet? :kern:
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:01 pm to
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how are the trees anyway?


dying
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:03 pm to
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dying


I didn't ask you.. I asked the one who knows more about AU than you.
Posted by auburntiger77
Glendale
Member since Dec 2010
2044 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:29 pm to
For Alabama fans who will now lose the class argument until the end of time.


I want to be honest with you," he says, "and I told all my friends this. I actually wanted to get caught. I wanted them to know it was me. I had no earthly idea it was gonna be a felony, and they'd try to get me for poisoning the water system. Never in my wildest dreams. I thought it'd be $500-$600 fine. I thought that was all there'd be to it. I had no earthly idea they'd also accuse me of masterminding 9/11."

One thing, he says, has kept him from doing something drastic. When he was a cop, he heard a statistic he can't forget. If a man commits suicide, he says they told him, his children have an exponentially higher chance of suicide.

"That is the only reason I haven't killed myself," he says. "I mean, I'm serious. I just can't see a future. Auburn is not gonna be satisfied until they put me in prison."

Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 1:31 pm to
kinda funny a cop didn't know the consequences of the law and what he could be charged with for doing this
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

For Alabama fans who will now lose the class argument until the end of time


ok?

quote:

so keeping a tally UAT now has more titles that trailers after the tornado's came through and finished what AU didn't have time to finish after the Iron Bowl huh?

Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30097 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:19 pm to
that is bad but it's a random post on the internet, not much worse than what Daniel Tosh said. At least this guy didn't take any action on UA.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:20 pm to
if bama fans were like the ot that kid would find out what random post on the internet can cause
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30097 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:21 pm to
They would have his facebook up on here, and naked pictures of his wife floating around the internet.. Fact.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:22 pm to
Then I should have posted about Auburn folks breaking into Saban's home and vandalizing it? Would that have been a more appropriate response?
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:22 pm to
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facebook
glad i never did this stupid shite,i'm untraceable....
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91644 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:23 pm to
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Then I should have posted about Auburn folks breaking into Saban's home and vandalizing it? Would that have been a more appropriate response?


Is there actually proof that they were Auburn fans?
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30097 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Then I should have posted about Auburn folks breaking into Saban's home and vandalizing it?


What is their court date?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:24 pm to
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Then I should have posted about Auburn folks breaking into Saban's home and vandalizing it? Would that have been a more appropriate response?

I'm back to believing you are Bear Bryant Updyke. SBB doesn't fit as well.
This post was edited on 5/23/11 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:26 pm to
Why? It's a fact his home was vandalized, rolled, painted, lawn furniture thown into the lake. Doubt any other fans would be painting it orange and blue and tp'ing it. I'm also not saying all Au fans are like that, but I do find it interesting the defense of a few of it, just as folks are defending Updyke.
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:26 pm to
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Then I should have posted about Auburn folks breaking into Saban's home and vandalizing it? Would that have been a more appropriate response?


Link?

Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:27 pm to
test the ot. someone would look up your ip address and shite
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:27 pm to
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Alahunter


That was a pretty interesting article on you in ESPN, where was that catfish place yall were eating at? Sounds good.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:27 pm to
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Why?
Because it sounds like it came straight from Harvey's interview with ESPN.
Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
Member since Nov 2009
29622 posts
Posted on 5/23/11 at 2:27 pm to
:omg: He killed some trees. Anyone who is wanting this guy to be thrown under the jail is crazy. Pay a fine, do a few months in the county and go home. Lighten up, pansies.
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