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re: Texas coach Jeff Banks on playing in Tuscaloosa...

Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5389 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:30 pm to
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We stunk last year.


You sure as hell did. You lost to Appalachian State. We've gone 5-7 four times in the last 13 years but we never lost to a G5 team.
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:34 pm to
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Well if any team's fans know about lofty preseason expectations and then an inglorious fall it would be a tu fan.
I think you have your teams mixed up. Last year Texas started the season unranked and finished in the top 25.

In each of the last two seasons, A&M started out preseason No. 6 only to finish unranked each year while failing to participate in a bowl game both seasons

I'm sorry, I meant "m&a"
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
482 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:35 pm to
That is extremely surprising to hear.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28639 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:54 pm to
What would anyone alive know about how Texas thinks about BDS?

Last time y'all visited our house was 1902.

We beat your asses the last two times we played in the modern era.
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
482 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:56 pm to
Someone needs to tell ESiPN then. It is annual tradition for them to declare "Texas is Back"!
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:56 pm to
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We beat your asses
Lol yea y'all really wiped the floor with Texas last year with that 1-point victory despite coming in as a 3-touchdown favorite and needing a safety wiped off the board

This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:58 pm to
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Someone needs to tell ESiPN then
Tell them what, exactly? You do know that they don't make the polls, right? Also - LOL on doubling down on the nicknames. It in no way makes you look insecure or like you have an inferiority complex or anything
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It is annual tradition for them to declare "Texas is Back"!
It is? That's weird - don't recall any fans on this board saying that.

Either way, it'll never not be ironic that you choose to make fun of that as an aggie (sorry, an m&a fan teehee) when you will live and die, just like your father and grandfather, without seeing the aggies ever "get there" in any major men's sport


Please keep it coming with the self-owns. This is hilarious
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 2:00 pm
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
482 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:03 pm to
Well then someone should tell ESipN to look at the polls before they tout tu.
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:08 pm to
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Well then someone should tell ESipN to look at the polls before they tout tu.


That's strange. You said Texas is always irrelevant. How could a broadcasting syndicate like ESPN always tout them if they're always "fading into irrelevance"?

And it's a shame nobody told them that about m&a (teehee) last season, or the season before that. Again - stones coming from a glass house there, buddy.

PLEASE keep replying with more self-owns. These are delicious. Especially watching you refresh the page and downvoting my replies within seconds of them being posted

ETA: called it! only took you approx 15 seconds
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 2:09 pm
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:10 pm to
HOLY shite - I just realized that literally EVERY SINGLE POST of yours on the rant in the past month is about big meanie "tu"

And yet you're the one calling Texas irrelevant
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 2:11 pm
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
482 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:18 pm to
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That's strange. You said Texas is always irrelevant. How could a broadcasting syndicate like ESPN always tout them if they're always "fading into irrelevance"?


Great question, many people have wondered the same thing, but like clockwork tu is said to be a preseason world beater. And the last couple decades nowhere to be seen towards the end of the season.
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:28 pm to
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Great question, many people have wondered the same thing, but like clockwork tu is said to be a preseason world beater
How was starting the season unranked last season "said to be a preseason world beater"? Genuinely curious...
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And the last couple decades nowhere to be seen towards the end of the season
Um... in the last couple of decades Texas has won a national title and recorded several top 4 finishes across all three men's major sports.

Texas m&a (teehee) football and basketball has done neither in 8+ decades

Like I said - PLEASE keep replying and liking your own posts. These self-owns are GLORIOUS

ETA: getting slow there. Only let 8 seconds pass before downvoting my post that clearly has you triggered

This has honestly made my day. You aggies are so adorable and so easy to pick on relentlessly

Aaaaaaaand the little aggie ran away
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3495 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 4:31 pm to
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We've gone 5-7 four times in the last 13 years but we never lost to a G5 team.


You did manage to lose to Maryland. Twice. In a row.

After that second loss, this gem came out:



Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5389 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 4:33 pm to
Appalachian State came back to Texas a month after beating TAMU and got run off the field by Texas State.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 4:35 pm to
Never heard of him
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Appalachian State came back to Texas a month after beating TAMU and got run off the field by Texas State.
Posted by Whentheleveebreaks
Member since Aug 2020
1887 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 5:48 pm to
No

I’m making fun of the reason Texas is being picked first.

This thread is great. I hope Banks get more microphone time but he’s probably been cut off now.

Keep deflecting
Posted by hookem33
Dripping Springs, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
1121 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:37 pm to
If he said that he is a moron. Nothing more to say.
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