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Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:20 pm to roadGator
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My name is Jethro and Shut your contraceptive device.
Not until you shut your dick beaters.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:21 pm to lsupride87
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Umm there isnt a uniform malfuntion. Men have penises and women have vaginas. Welcome to something I learned at 3
that's no longer true. Men have vaginas and women have beards and pecks.
what you just said is offensive to today's culture.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:21 pm to CatFan81
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dick beaters
Yankee speak. What's it mean so I can be triggered at the appropriate level?
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:21 pm to Robert Goulet
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Absolutely. I would've gotten a semi-rager going and would've acted like everything was fine. I don't know why anyone wouldn't.
We've all seen the swimmers or bikers with the little "turtle head" going on during podium pictures.
Not on my watch buddy.. I'd rather have an abnoxious boner any day.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:22 pm to Robert Goulet
quote:Yep, otherwise, you end up looking like Joe "little" Cox
Absolutely. I would've gotten a semi-rager going and would've acted like everything was fine. I don't know why anyone wouldn't.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:22 pm to CatFan81
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uniform malfunction...
This same "uniform malfunction" is why I can't wear certain pants. It's like Jay-z once said
"I'm well equipped. Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit"
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:22 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to CatFan81
Aggies are going to be all up in this thread
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:23 pm to lsupride87
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otherwise, you end up looking like Joe "little" Cox
I remember that.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:24 pm to CatFan81
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That's a bit of a stretch.
but the pants certainly aren't
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:24 pm to MontyFranklyn
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Aggies are going to be all up in this thread
Why else do you think I made it? I thought that it would be Aggie bate. I are disappoint.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:25 pm to mizzoukills
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but the pants certainly aren't
Stop wearing pants that are too small? Ham planet.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:25 pm to roadGator
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Yankee speak. What's it mean so I can be triggered at the appropriate level?
She fricked it up. Dick beaters are your hands (obi), I think the term she was going for is "cock holster". You know, women...
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:26 pm to CatFan81
Shut up catfan
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:26 pm to CatFan81
Janikowski is the GOAT as far as this goes.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:26 pm to CatFan81
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That's a bit of a stretch.
Wait you're not a Dude but calling you a lady is a bit of a stretch and you have Balls? I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills!!!!!
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:28 pm to CatFan81
So the OP likes to look at guys junk and talk about it.
I'm sure you can find a gay bar close to you to handle your needs.
I'm sure you can find a gay bar close to you to handle your needs.
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:29 pm to nebraskafaninwi
I think Catfan is a chick
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:30 pm to CatFan81
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