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re: So, one of our players had a bit of a uniform malfunction...

Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68485 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
CatFan is a lady.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
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Umm there isnt a uniform malfuntion. Men have penises and women have vaginas. Welcome to something I learned at 3


Suck my balls. Someone should have told him to wear a cup.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
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CatFan is a lady.



That's a bit of a stretch.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
Pants are tight. It happens.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94951 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:15 pm to
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Suck my balls. Someone should have told him to wear a cup.
You dont wear a cup in football honey. It would cause more harm than good
Posted by atlau
Member since Oct 2012
5264 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:16 pm to
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I'm not a dude.


Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23887 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:16 pm to
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I'm not a dude.


quote:

CatFan is a lady.


quote:

Suck my balls.


I'm so confused right now...
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
So am I.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
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CatFan is a lady. That's a bit of a stretch.


Stretched out lady?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139920 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:17 pm to
Good to see UK in Carolina Blue. I like it.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25481 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11349 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
PENIS
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
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Stretched out lady?


I was going for not a lady.

Damned gender fluidity.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139920 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
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That's a bit of a stretch.



Understatement of the decade.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:18 pm to
Bad bitches are in these days anyways..
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:19 pm to
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Good to see UK in Carolina Blue. I like it.


Lighting, Cleetus.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:19 pm to
Was he in uniform when you asked him for the autograph?
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:19 pm to
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I would've fluffed for the picture if I played D1 ball too


Absolutely. I would've gotten a semi-rager going and would've acted like everything was fine. I don't know why anyone wouldn't.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139920 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:19 pm to
My name is Jethro and Shut your contraceptive device.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 9/3/15 at 3:20 pm to
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Was he in uniform when you asked him for the autograph?


Ummmmm... those are school autographs that they posted on their Twitter accounts.
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