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re: Slimiest coach in the SEC
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:14 am to Sancho Panza
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:14 am to Sancho Panza
Before he ever left..
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:16 am to Hardy_Har
what pisses me off is that I can't even make a Mullen-Xenu joke and it matter worth a shite...
....that's how you know youv'e made it.
....that's how you know youv'e made it.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:18 am to Sancho Panza
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Yep, his wife helped.
Tell us more.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:18 am to pankReb
Merlins will need this years raise before being promoted within the church.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:29 am to asphinctersayswhat
Don't recall exactly, but she made some public comments that could cause discord; whether by accident, or design?
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:35 am to Heresaucer
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Bert, from that players get hurt from HUNH, to the targeting an injured player bullshite. I dont think he meant it the way he said it, and after seeing him on tv a few times this year he doesn't seem that bad of a guy. But that shite kind of hurt him.
Bielema is about the farthest you can get from being slimy. If anything, he runs his program too clean. He actually benched our best player for a quarter against Bama because he missed a 6 am lift session during our bye week. Run his arse off in practice for missing but don't bench him for one of our toughest games of the year.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:42 am to Legendary0903
quote:-rounders
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker
Nothing against Tennessee i just dont like the way Butch puts on his show... The multiple orange carpet recruiting festival.... The bricks on signing day... The signing of huge numbers... Just to grey... Or blue shirt whatever that meant...
I think he has you playing better ball and there is hope for the future in Tennessee...
I just find butch jones very slimey
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:44 am to TheCheshireHog
I agree - it is not Bert. Mf'r sold me in his postgame. I think he could be at Arky for the next 20 years (with many successful seasons) doing it cleaner than most.
I don't have any inside info about anyone being slimy. I tend to think Freeze, Gus, and Butch would top my best guess list, but if I wasn't a Bama fan I would probably throw Saban in there towards the top too so my list is shite.
I don't have any inside info about anyone being slimy. I tend to think Freeze, Gus, and Butch would top my best guess list, but if I wasn't a Bama fan I would probably throw Saban in there towards the top too so my list is shite.
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:44 am to Slippery Slope
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Freeze used to creep on high schoolers.
I seen it. In the mens locker room.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:45 am to TheCheshireHog
Being married to a stripper is the definition of slime brah
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:51 am to YouDontKnowBro
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Being married to a stripper is the definition of slime brah
Dating a stripper is slime. Marrying one makes you a saint (or at least someone who can only meet women at establishments that have a 3am buffet).
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:10 am to sorantable
Gus Malzahn and his fake accent make me feel very uneasy.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:19 am to Nguyening
Probably Muschamp. Something seems slimy about him.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:59 am to sorantable
Tuberville's sliminess still looms and creeps me out
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:00 am to sorantable
Malzahn- those sweater vests are creepy.
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:01 am to redeye
Why is Saban not in this thread already
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:29 am to Sancho Panza
Gus's success just makes Chizik seem slimier to me. Like, it's even more obvious that he is a mediocre at best coach who got very, very lucky, and we had to spend a year listening to people pretend that he's is a great football coach. Probably not fair of me, but frick it, this is tRant.
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