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re: Slimiest coach in the SEC

Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:14 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:14 am to
Before he ever left..
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
64514 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:16 am to
what pisses me off is that I can't even make a Mullen-Xenu joke and it matter worth a shite...





























































....that's how you know youv'e made it.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:17 am to
Yep, his wife helped.
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:18 am to
quote:

Yep, his wife helped.


Tell us more.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:18 am to
Merlins will need this years raise before being promoted within the church.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:29 am to
Don't recall exactly, but she made some public comments that could cause discord; whether by accident, or design?
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40883 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Bert, from that players get hurt from HUNH, to the targeting an injured player bullshite. I dont think he meant it the way he said it, and after seeing him on tv a few times this year he doesn't seem that bad of a guy. But that shite kind of hurt him.


Bielema is about the farthest you can get from being slimy. If anything, he runs his program too clean. He actually benched our best player for a quarter against Bama because he missed a 6 am lift session during our bye week. Run his arse off in practice for missing but don't bench him for one of our toughest games of the year.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:42 am to
quote:

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker
-rounders

Nothing against Tennessee i just dont like the way Butch puts on his show... The multiple orange carpet recruiting festival.... The bricks on signing day... The signing of huge numbers... Just to grey... Or blue shirt whatever that meant...
I think he has you playing better ball and there is hope for the future in Tennessee...

I just find butch jones very slimey
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:44 am to
I agree - it is not Bert. Mf'r sold me in his postgame. I think he could be at Arky for the next 20 years (with many successful seasons) doing it cleaner than most.

I don't have any inside info about anyone being slimy. I tend to think Freeze, Gus, and Butch would top my best guess list, but if I wasn't a Bama fan I would probably throw Saban in there towards the top too so my list is shite.
This post was edited on 10/14/14 at 10:31 am
Posted by YouDontKnowBro
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:44 am to
quote:

Freeze used to creep on high schoolers.


I seen it. In the mens locker room.
Posted by YouDontKnowBro
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:45 am to
Being married to a stripper is the definition of slime brah
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 12:51 am to
quote:

Being married to a stripper is the definition of slime brah


Dating a stripper is slime. Marrying one makes you a saint (or at least someone who can only meet women at establishments that have a 3am buffet).
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:10 am to
Gus Malzahn and his fake accent make me feel very uneasy.
Posted by LSUforlife12
Member since Oct 2014
162 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:19 am to
Probably Muschamp. Something seems slimy about him.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46413 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:37 am to
No, no they won't
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 1:59 am to
Tuberville's sliminess still looms and creeps me out
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:00 am to
Malzahn- those sweater vests are creepy.
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:57 am to
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Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:01 am to
Why is Saban not in this thread already
Posted by TommyM
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Member since Nov 2013
2295 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:29 am to
Gus's success just makes Chizik seem slimier to me. Like, it's even more obvious that he is a mediocre at best coach who got very, very lucky, and we had to spend a year listening to people pretend that he's is a great football coach. Probably not fair of me, but frick it, this is tRant.
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