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Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:53 pm
Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.
A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1 million worth of improvements.
When you check into your hotel in Starkville, make sure to ask for a room without a view.
At the Starkville High School dances, the school provides daycare.
The population of Starkville never changes. Girl gets pregnant, guy leaves town.
-Skip
A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1 million worth of improvements.
When you check into your hotel in Starkville, make sure to ask for a room without a view.
At the Starkville High School dances, the school provides daycare.
The population of Starkville never changes. Girl gets pregnant, guy leaves town.
-Skip
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:55 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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And what's the deal with airline food?
And what's the deal with airline food?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:56 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Don't bring your rustled auburn feathers in here
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:56 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Magnify all that by 100 times and you have Baton Rouge.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:58 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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And what's the deal with airline food?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:08 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Can we please remind some of the morons on here that it's football season now? Why are there still so many damn off-season threads?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:10 pm to Reservoir dawg
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Magnify all that by 100 times, add 10 feet of water, and you have Baton Rouge.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:11 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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*taps microphone And what's the deal with airline food?
And I wasn't gonna log in today.
Skip should fire his joke writers and hire some CPAs
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:11 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
There's only one beauty parlor in starkville and it only gives estimates.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:16 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
quote:And poor old Skip misquoted the stolen quote. "Oktibbeha is an Indian word for trailer park." Just how "Indian" does Starkville sound to you?
Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:20 pm to Diamondawg
Saying that is just dumb in the first place, but whatever.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:24 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:48 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
In Soviet Starkville, football does you.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:54 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Admittedly "Starkville" is an ugly-arse sounding word. "Starkville" is not pretty sounding like "Pleasant Valley" or "Robinston" or Cherry Dunes or something. And it isn't awesomely tough sounding like "Eagles-nest" or "Grand Junction," or "Tuscaloosa."
But consider that "Baton Rouge" means red dick in Frenchish. I mean, who would name a town "red dick?" Did someone watch porn while eating a corndog smothered in ketchup? Or did someone go after their mother at the wrong time?
Why did that town get named "red dick?" it is one of the worlds great mysteries.
But consider that "Baton Rouge" means red dick in Frenchish. I mean, who would name a town "red dick?" Did someone watch porn while eating a corndog smothered in ketchup? Or did someone go after their mother at the wrong time?
Why did that town get named "red dick?" it is one of the worlds great mysteries.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:12 pm to Vecchio Cane
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Skip should fire his joke writers and hire some CPAs
The OP said quotes not jokes... He speaketh the Truth!
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:40 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1 million worth of improvements.
This made me chuckle I'll admit.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:50 pm to Diamondawg
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And poor old Skip misquoted the stolen quote
Oh my, Skip didn't write all his own jokes?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:55 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
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geauxnavybeatbama
LSU is my 2nd favorite team and I definitely do not like what some in the State fandom have tried to do to Ole Miss.....but this was not only weak but old.....you could do better with little effort.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:01 pm to Reservoir dawg
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Magnify all that by 100 times and you have Baton Rouge.
You forgot----Mix and add water.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:20 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
You can call me ray
Or you can call me jay
Or you can call me ray jay
Or you can call me jay
Or you can call me ray jay
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