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re: Profiling Fanbases that Inhabit the Rant
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:31 pm to TxTiger82
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:31 pm to TxTiger82
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TxTiger82
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LSU: Simultaneously the most optimistic and most pessimistic fanbase in existence. In June, constantly believing [INSERT RECRUIT HERE] will be the next [INSERT LSU HERO HERE] and we will win the [INSERT CHAMPIONSHIP HERE]. In January, constantly bitching about [ALABAMA/INSERT OTHER TEAM HERE].
Alabama/Florida: Arrogant. Believe CFB would stop without them. Unfortunately, they are not totally wrong.
Ole Miss: Arrogant. Believe CFB would stop without them. Fortunately, the are totally wrong.
Auburn: Live by the motto: "Come at me bro." Somehow, this continues to work for them.
Georgia/Tennessee: Want to be in the "good teams" club. Are continually denied membership by the actual good teams.
Arkansas: Live to troll LSU fans. Have more success at this when they beat LSU. Unfortunately, this happens quite often.
Texas A&M: Live to troll LSU fans. Have more success at this when they beat LSU. Fortunately, this never happens.
MSU/USCe/Missouri: Nice folks who occasionally drive out of their lane. Are quickly put back in place by [INSERT OTHER FANBASE HERE].
Kentucky: When's basketball season again?
Vanderbilt: It is hard to call the two Vanderbilt posters on here a "fanbase."
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:34 pm to Pettifogger
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but then a couple of fricking idiots who aren't Auburn fans at all and start horrible threads.
Why don't you actually just admit you have dipshits in your own fan base.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:37 pm to Cheese Grits
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The best poster was Chef
God this. He could craft a post like no one else. Wild imagination on that one.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:37 pm to craigbiggio
what happened to chef... i'm a little new to this place
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:38 pm to yatesdog38
Porn bombed I think
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:41 pm to craigbiggio
that's a shame. i send my condolences 
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:58 pm to Gary Busey
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Why don't you actually just admit you have dipshits in your own fan base.
We do, but they're not among them
You, however, are definitely one of the terrible Bama posters I'm referring to
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:27 pm to Pettifogger
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We do, but they're not among them
Who are you referring to here?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:30 pm to Kraven Moorehed
I hate to stereotype any group of fans but I think the Auburn fans here are pretty good. There really aren't as many of them here as I expected to see when I joined. The gator fans are ok if you can look past the ultimate troll in forevergator. The LSU fans aren't that bad but they take their hatred of Alabama to the extreme making communication with them a tad difficult.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:34 pm to Kraven Moorehed
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Tennessee fans - Stupid as sheet. Think they are relevant when they haven't been in years. Big winners in the off season but big disappointments in the real season. Very uneducated about sports and everything else in general. Look in dictionary for the definition of Loser and you might see a picture of a Tennessee fan.
This!! I rarely agree with a UF fan, but this is so true!!
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:35 pm to Commander Data
frick you
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:37 pm to shallowminded
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This!! I rarely agree with a UF fan, but this is so true!!
Just don't let it happen again!
We can agree that nothing sucks like a big orange!
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:41 pm to UFMatt
There is no "good fanbase of posters". There are roughly 20-25 posters who consistently post stuff that I find funny, interesting or compelling. There are another 25-30 who are generally not idiots. So, that makes about 50-60 posters who have IQs of 100+. I think those folks are spread pretty evenly throughout the fanbases. Multiple ones from Auburn, Arkansas, LSU, South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Texas A&M (when they are here). Ole Miss did too, but they seem to have dwindled. Same with State and even Missouri for that matter.
The remainder of the posters here are either old and just clearly don't quite understand the internet or are completely borderline dysfunctional dullards who lack the ability and/or self control to make reasonable arguments or troll effectively. there are more LSU folks in this group than any other fanbase, but that's mainly because they have larger numbers. Every fanbase has large chunks of their posters that could be included here.
The remainder of the posters here are either old and just clearly don't quite understand the internet or are completely borderline dysfunctional dullards who lack the ability and/or self control to make reasonable arguments or troll effectively. there are more LSU folks in this group than any other fanbase, but that's mainly because they have larger numbers. Every fanbase has large chunks of their posters that could be included here.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:43 pm to Pettifogger
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You, however, are definitely one of the terrible Bama posters I'm referring to
I'm not above calling Bama posters terrible, but Busey is a solid poster.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 1:45 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Have not seen as many Auburn people on here as before. I think we all know why.
Tennessee wants so bad to be relevant but they are still a running joke to me.
Tennessee wants so bad to be relevant but they are still a running joke to me.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:14 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Ops description of Auburn fans is pretty spot on.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I'm not above calling Bama posters terrible, but Busey is a solid poster.
he's really not
He's like CoachCrisp with training wheels
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:20 pm to Pettifogger
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He's like CoachCrisp with training wheels
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:21 pm to craigbiggio
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Who are you referring to here?
There are two and I don't remember their names. Neither of them ever post on AU board.
One is absolutely a fake AU fan, and I think most non-AU fans realize it
The other may or may not be, but he never posts on the Auburn board or really participates in threads, he just starts new threads that make AU look stupid (often several at once).
I'm sure some AU person will know who I'm talking about
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:24 pm to Pettifogger
Mister Tee is clearly one, though I'm pretty confident he is an Auburn man. Just a really strange one.
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