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re: Profiling Fanbases that Inhabit the Rant

Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:10 am to
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Football sucks. Baseball sucks. Basketball sucks.

I don't really pay much attention to anything else.


FIFY
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:27 am to
weed > beer
conjunction junction wuts your function
walmart brand waterslide + bikini clad women = cheap fun.
Dak > Peyton Manning
Tennessee fans look weird wearing their construction uniform to games
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Dak > Peyton Manning
Tennessee fans look weird wearing their construction uniform to games


Weak trolling attempt. Har har construction uniform har har...

I'm also assuming that you want some response for your inane Prescott/Manning reference. Something along these lines:

Don't talk shite about Peyton! Yer dumb. EVERYONE KNOWS PEYTON IS tGOAT. You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground.

Is that what you were looking for? Or where you expecting something slightly more rabid and/or less articulate? I can try again if you like.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 10:35 am
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:42 am to
Tom Brady = Goat
Dak = will be the Goat.

Doesn't change the fact that if you stood on a side walk with a UT shirt on and a UT flag cars would slow down thinking there was road work going on
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24212 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:51 am to
VOLS have user yatesdog38 from Memphrica rolled up tighter than a frozen taquito
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 10:52 am
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Doesn't change the fact that if you stood on a side walk with a UT shirt on and a UT flag cars would slow down thinking there was road work going on


Who slows down for road work? And seriously, there are so much better ways to troll us. We do appreciate the attention, though, so please try again.

Love you!
Posted by Boomer00
Member since Sep 2015
3362 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:54 am to
A&M fans are kind of like that one friend who always hangs around but nobody really likes, everybody is just too nice to tell them to gtfo.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33939 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:01 am to
LSU: Simultaneously the most optimistic and most pessimistic fanbase in existence. In June, constantly believing [INSERT RECRUIT HERE] will be the next [INSERT LSU HERO HERE] and we will win the [INSERT CHAMPIONSHIP HERE]. In January, constantly bitching about [ALABAMA/INSERT OTHER TEAM HERE].

Alabama/Florida: Arrogant. Believe CFB would stop without them. Unfortunately, they are not totally wrong.

Ole Miss: Arrogant. Believe CFB would stop without them. Fortunately, the are totally wrong.

Auburn: Live by the motto: "Come at me bro." Somehow, this continues to work for them.

Georgia/Tennessee: Want to be in the "good teams" club. Are continually denied membership by the actual good teams.

Arkansas: Live to troll LSU fans. Have more success at this when they beat LSU. Unfortunately, this happens quite often.

Texas A&M: Live to troll LSU fans. Have more success at this when they beat LSU. Fortunately, this never happens.

MSU/USCe/Missouri: Nice folks who occasionally drive out of their lane. Are quickly put back in place by [INSERT OTHER FANBASE HERE].

Kentucky: When's basketball season again?

Vanderbilt: It is hard to call the two Vanderbilt posters on here a "fanbase."

Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:09 am to
quote:

How can you be weird, but entirely uninteresting?

Ask an aggie.
quote:

LSU-Fun

I would add emotional.

Arkansas - Disgruntled.

Missouri - Gruntled.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43811 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Best fanbases here - A&M, Alabama, UGA, Arkansas.


Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

RB10


Well it was right about one of those
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

LSU - most mixed bag. Runs the gammit from God-awful to great



Show me a great LSU poster. There aren't any.

Honestly, most SEC schools lack a great poster:

Arky has a couple really good trolls and that guy who knows about the RPI and constantly tells us how great some shite team Arky beat is ("you guys have only played Michigan State and Hawaii, while Arkansas has solid RPI wins over West Texas Tech and Illinois College of Design")

Tennessee has no good posters whatsoever.

UGA has a couple of fair posters and that BHM guy who would probably qualify as the best Auburn poster and best UGA poster.

Auburn has some decent posters, but then a couple of fricking idiots who aren't Auburn fans at all and start horrible threads.

Alabama has 95% dogshit, but has a couple of high end posters. The guy who posts all the Seinfeld gifs, for one.

SCAR is ok. Missouri is horrendous. A&M posters honestly aren't bad. UF practically doesn't exist, and Vandy and UK are largely irrelevant on this board. No standouts.

Which leaves the Mississippi schools. The best MSU poster is the dude who tells long stories without punctuation about incredibly redneck incidents. Ole Miss has no exemplary posters.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:40 am to
quote:

that guy who knows about the RPI and constantly tells us how great some shite team Arky beat is ("you guys have only played Michigan State and Hawaii, while Arkansas has solid RPI wins over West Texas Tech and Illinois College of Design")


wtf
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36458 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Auburn: Live by the motto: "Come at me bro." Somehow, this continues to work for them.

Well said. You're truly a scholar and a gentleman.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123616 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Florida- Easily the dumbest fans on the rant. They have three or four posters that might actually be retarded.


I agree with this
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54655 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:43 am to
The best poster was Chef

I miss that crazy bastard.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:52 am to
All UT Fans are weird
except WALT


Love that guy
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24212 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Tennessee has no good posters whatsoever.


quote:

Alabama has 95% dogshit, but has a couple of high end posters. The guy who posts all the Seinfeld gifs, for one.


Lol
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

LSU-Fun



What a kiss-arse you are.
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:07 pm to
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David Ricky


You can tell Pettifogger's opinion is a highly nuanced perspective that has been carefully developed through close reading, research and a deep understanding of internet psychoanalysis.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 12:23 pm
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