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Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:30 pm
Discuss the striking similarities that are shared by like fans on the rant. Here are a few of my thoughts given form as examples.
Florida- Easily the dumbest fans on the rant. They have three or four posters that might actually be retarded. The classic Florida man is alive and well with these guys. Imagining a group of rednecks fighting in a trailer park to see who gets to frick the dead opossum isn't just a tired cliché when thinking about Florida posters.
Georgia- A bunch of message board sissies. They run at first sign of internet confrontation. Can only be seen roaming in a pack of "dawgs" as they so gaily call themselves to make sure they get maximum protection from the scary online strangers.
Auburn-Lame, very lame. I would even call them a contradiction. How can you be weird, but entirely uninteresting? They remind me of the movie Napoleon Dynamite with zero humor.
LSU-Fun
So what are some of y'all's thoughts on fellow fanbases? :)
Florida- Easily the dumbest fans on the rant. They have three or four posters that might actually be retarded. The classic Florida man is alive and well with these guys. Imagining a group of rednecks fighting in a trailer park to see who gets to frick the dead opossum isn't just a tired cliché when thinking about Florida posters.
Georgia- A bunch of message board sissies. They run at first sign of internet confrontation. Can only be seen roaming in a pack of "dawgs" as they so gaily call themselves to make sure they get maximum protection from the scary online strangers.
Auburn-Lame, very lame. I would even call them a contradiction. How can you be weird, but entirely uninteresting? They remind me of the movie Napoleon Dynamite with zero humor.
LSU-Fun
So what are some of y'all's thoughts on fellow fanbases? :)
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Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:33 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Tennessee - worst threads
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:40 pm to Kraven Moorehed
South Carolina is polarizing in that if you're a USC poster you're either an awesome poster or complete shite. There's no in-between.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:45 pm to Drewbie
Bert is fat.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:53 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Bert is fat.
He just stores food for the winter. When the next Ice Age hits you will wish you had the foresight he has.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:54 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Spot on with the barners, absolutely lame as frick. But that's typical, you can't joke around with aubs, they're too thin skinned.
Also A&M posters are homosexual
Also A&M posters are homosexual
Posted on 4/5/17 at 7:55 pm to Drewbie
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South Carolina is polarizing
Agreed
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:00 pm to Arksulli
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He just stores food for the winter. When the next Ice Age hits you will wish you had the foresight he has.
Now this is spin at its finest!!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:00 pm to Arksulli
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He just stores food for the winter. When the next Ice Age hits you will wish you had the foresight he has.
Now this is spin at its finest!!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:00 pm to Arksulli
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He just stores food for the winter. When the next Ice Age hits you will wish you had the foresight he has.
Now this is spin at its finest!!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:01 pm to I Bleed Garnet
Alabama- mix between absolute retard and entitled as frick. Some how people who did not even attend the college, believe they are the part of a team winning the national championship. It's odd
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:02 pm to RedTigerRulz
Ahhhh...the elusive triple post.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:03 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Best fanbases here - A&M, Alabama, UGA, Arkansas.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:03 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Alabama - gay
Arkansas - gay
Auburn - not gay
Florida - gay
Georgia - gay
Kentucky - gay
LSU - gay
Ole Miss - gay
Missisisippi State - gay
Missouri - gay
South Carolina - gay
Tennessee - gay
Texas a&m - super gay
Vanderbilt - gay
Arkansas - gay
Auburn - not gay
Florida - gay
Georgia - gay
Kentucky - gay
LSU - gay
Ole Miss - gay
Missisisippi State - gay
Missouri - gay
South Carolina - gay
Tennessee - gay
Texas a&m - super gay
Vanderbilt - gay
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:06 pm to texag7
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Best fanbases here - A&M, Alabama, UGA, Arkansas.
You can't nominate yourself.
That's gay.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:09 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Bert is fat.
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:13 pm to RedTigerRulz
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Now this is spin at its finest!!
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Now this is spin at its finest!!
quote:if I didn't know any better id say that was a spin at its finest
Now this is spin at its finest!
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:13 pm to Kraven Moorehed
VOLS - Easily the most entertaining group of posters otb. Witty, self deprecating and they know how to internet. HAWGS are a very distant 2nd imo
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:15 pm to Kraven Moorehed
Florida - retarded
Bama - generally cool but entitled
Auburn - Like if Florida had some street smarts
Kentucky - cry about refs all damn day
LSU - most mixed bag. Runs the gammit from God-awful to great
Tennessee - irrationally obnoxious, except for V&S who is a top-10 poster IMO.
S. Carolina - as someone else said, a few great one, a few awful ones
A&M - only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don't think steers can type...
Bama - generally cool but entitled
Auburn - Like if Florida had some street smarts
Kentucky - cry about refs all damn day
LSU - most mixed bag. Runs the gammit from God-awful to great
Tennessee - irrationally obnoxious, except for V&S who is a top-10 poster IMO.
S. Carolina - as someone else said, a few great one, a few awful ones
A&M - only steers and queers come from Texas, and I don't think steers can type...
Posted on 4/5/17 at 8:15 pm to BowlJackson
So I'm gay.
And?
And?
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