Started By
Message
re: OM vs. LSU hate thread poems.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:40 pm to 10888bge
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:40 pm to 10888bge
There is a school called Ole Miss
Their team plays like antiquated piss
LSU frat boys frick their daughters
Their football teams get sent to slaughters
Fournette is back and has a desire to truck
Ole Piss is mighty fricked
Their team plays like antiquated piss
LSU frat boys frick their daughters
Their football teams get sent to slaughters
Fournette is back and has a desire to truck
Ole Piss is mighty fricked
2
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:56 pm to 10888bge
quote:
Dammit Loajamming, Haikus are for Bama week
Own board, you do not
Haiku good for anytime
Lose to rebs you will
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:16 pm to SeaCay
frick Ole Miss
I like to keep it short and sweet
so frick you Ole Miss, suck on my man meat
I like to keep it short and sweet
so frick you Ole Miss, suck on my man meat
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:20 pm to SeaCay
Joe is an alpha
Foley is a beta bitch
Walk the dinosaur
Foley is a beta bitch
Walk the dinosaur
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:31 pm to 10888bge
Swamp kitten wins
Can be very hard to find
But they will whoop Swag
Can be very hard to find
But they will whoop Swag
Posted on 10/20/16 at 1:37 pm to m45auburn
There once was man named freeze
Recruiting went smooth as a breeze
But once the cheddar biscuits became stale
the recruits started to bail.
All he was left with was swag
And no money left in the bag
Recruiting went smooth as a breeze
But once the cheddar biscuits became stale
the recruits started to bail.
All he was left with was swag
And no money left in the bag
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:29 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Ole miss sucks my arse
Just check their breath when you ask
black bear or rebel
Who cares, all spawned from the devil
Red, grey, blue and old
You could be America if you didn't fold
You're supposed to be mighty, you're supposed be great
But you're the shittiest university, in the shittiest fricking state
Ole miss gots Lots of offense, fast and direct
until That LSU defense comes will full effect
At the end of day, As the sun fades away
And the lights of death valley are in full display
The game is a fire that continually burns
Until the ghost of Mike VI violently returns
Ole miss has no more mascot, no more football team
Nothing left to make shiny or gleam
Back to the drawing board ole miss finds them self
With another another loss and a program in bad health.
Had to try
Just check their breath when you ask
black bear or rebel
Who cares, all spawned from the devil
Red, grey, blue and old
You could be America if you didn't fold
You're supposed to be mighty, you're supposed be great
But you're the shittiest university, in the shittiest fricking state
Ole miss gots Lots of offense, fast and direct
until That LSU defense comes will full effect
At the end of day, As the sun fades away
And the lights of death valley are in full display
The game is a fire that continually burns
Until the ghost of Mike VI violently returns
Ole miss has no more mascot, no more football team
Nothing left to make shiny or gleam
Back to the drawing board ole miss finds them self
With another another loss and a program in bad health.
Had to try
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:37 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Riddle me that
Riddle me this
Who in the hell would wanna play for ole miss.
Is it me or is it you,
If they pay me a six figure check, I'll go to ole miss to.
Riddle me this
Who in the hell would wanna play for ole miss.
Is it me or is it you,
If they pay me a six figure check, I'll go to ole miss to.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:38 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Ole Miss, Ole Miss! Wherefore art thou swag????
for you there are balloons filled with piss
and Hugh freeze is a big ole fig.
Cannon says hi,
03' hope went bye bye
You will cry on your baws
and shite your drawers
While CEO goes YAW YAW YAW!!!!!
But seriously, frick Ole Miss
for you there are balloons filled with piss
and Hugh freeze is a big ole fig.
Cannon says hi,
03' hope went bye bye
You will cry on your baws
and shite your drawers
While CEO goes YAW YAW YAW!!!!!
But seriously, frick Ole Miss
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:38 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Double post, Double frick ole Piss
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:41 pm to Nado Jenkins83
There once was man named freeze
Recruiting went smooth as a breeze
But once the cheddar biscuits became stale
the recruits started to bail.
All he was left with was swag
And no money left in the bag
you win dude
awesome
Recruiting went smooth as a breeze
But once the cheddar biscuits became stale
the recruits started to bail.
All he was left with was swag
And no money left in the bag
you win dude
awesome
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:47 pm to TigerCliff777
Ole miss, what are y'all a bear, a rebel, or a shark.
Hell it don't matter, let me introduce you to D.J Chark.
We gonna destroy you and that's a bet.
Don't even need to throw it,just run it with guice and fournette.
Hell it don't matter, let me introduce you to D.J Chark.
We gonna destroy you and that's a bet.
Don't even need to throw it,just run it with guice and fournette.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 2:58 pm to Freddy238
on saturday night ole miss will wear red,
to hide the blood flowing from their head.
in a perfect world ole miss would be brown,
to hide the poop as it drips on down.
to hide the blood flowing from their head.
in a perfect world ole miss would be brown,
to hide the poop as it drips on down.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 4:57 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Ole Piss coming with the powder blues
But soon will be very confused
When on a chilly October night
Under the Tiger Stadium lights
They receive such a thorough defeat
That Coach O's revenge will be complete
And like Blow Wallace two years ago
Kelly will lose his swag and become a sad joke
But soon will be very confused
When on a chilly October night
Under the Tiger Stadium lights
They receive such a thorough defeat
That Coach O's revenge will be complete
And like Blow Wallace two years ago
Kelly will lose his swag and become a sad joke
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:00 pm to rmnldr
Sorry Ole Miss,
Kelly's swagg has been dismissed,
The Porn Star said, "stop the persist,"
I guess it's understandable,
She is (kinda) pretty you see,
The Porn Star said she was worried about the STD's,
I hope that's not true,
Because I heard he like to fight,
And High School kids should not have to worry about that kind of stuff so early in life,
I hope Ole Swagg is ready play,
Because the tigers of LSU have something to say,
We aren't children you are trying to beat,
And there won't be anyone holding back so you stay on your feet,
So see you Saturday,
We are ready to meet,
And just like the porn star did,
That arse we will beat.
Kelly's swagg has been dismissed,
The Porn Star said, "stop the persist,"
I guess it's understandable,
She is (kinda) pretty you see,
The Porn Star said she was worried about the STD's,
I hope that's not true,
Because I heard he like to fight,
And High School kids should not have to worry about that kind of stuff so early in life,
I hope Ole Swagg is ready play,
Because the tigers of LSU have something to say,
We aren't children you are trying to beat,
And there won't be anyone holding back so you stay on your feet,
So see you Saturday,
We are ready to meet,
And just like the porn star did,
That arse we will beat.
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:00 pm to rmnldr
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:02 pm to 10888bge
frick you,
El Ess You
El Ess You
Posted on 10/21/16 at 6:09 pm to reggierayreb
The sun will set in the western sky
While fans ride an emotional ride
Rebs will try to play real fast
But can their defense survive and last
Lsu will start with runs and sweeps
But later move to play action deep
For Halloween you may dress as a witch
Cuz all night long you'll STTDB
I may publish that one
While fans ride an emotional ride
Rebs will try to play real fast
But can their defense survive and last
Lsu will start with runs and sweeps
But later move to play action deep
For Halloween you may dress as a witch
Cuz all night long you'll STTDB
I may publish that one
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 7:01 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Any poem with the phrase "Tiger schlong" gets my upvote.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 7:35 pm to TepperDaGuru
Page 2 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News