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OM vs. LSU hate thread poems.

Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:31 am
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:31 am
We do not like you Land shark poo's

We do not like your baby blues

We do not like your stupid bear

not here not there not anywhere

Your tailgate's....ok

your forks are plastic

Tigers beating your arse Saturday will be fantastic.

No, but seriously, "F" Ole Miss

Here's to a good game and the grove is still 2nd best.


edit: realized I didn't finish title....my bad
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 9:04 am
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:35 am to
Concrete RV lot > the Grove!!!!

Tigerland > The Square!!!!

Nuff sed!!!!
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:03 am to

Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:04 am to
Machine gun Kelly going in dry
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:24 am to
I Hate Ole Miss
-by Nado Jenkins83


Ole Miss is a relic of its former self
with a lack of trophies on their shelf.
The Grove is packed with Douchebags and queers.
You'd think an aggie game was near.

LSU may have lost in 2015,
But a new day has dawned and what a scene.
This year the game is in Red Stick,
With much much better food to pick.

The weather will be ideal,
and I will have shrimp to peel.
When the fans stay past halftime,
The noise level will climb.

Then Coach Freeze makes his way,
There will be no Miles across eating hay.
But there will be a coonass with his team ready to play
in the end Coach O won't say, "have a nice day!"



This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 10:22 am
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:47 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:52 am to
i think i could have done better with more time
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:54 am to
to both of you. a poet who uses plastic as a rhyming word deserves a pulitzer imo as does the poet who references peeling shrimp.

Posted by TIGERFANZZ
THE Death Valley
Member since Nov 2007
4057 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:40 am to
Rip Rip Rip
Rap Rap Rap
Ole Miss Women
Got The Clap Clap Clap
Posted by TigerCliff777
Member since Feb 2013
4664 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:45 am to
In the south old women dress in the blue

the lay with hope with legs spread in a grove

they think of old glory that lasted but a short season in Rebel days that a black bear ate

they did have a who boy that broke his arm and tried to play

but if your a old Rebel you remember what happened in the end of the day

much of my life is sad and many a day I have felt the tear run down my face but at least I can say I am a Tiger and get to say Go To Hell Ole Miss



Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:49 am to
Machine Gun Kelly
LSU DB's get scorched
Rebels by thirty
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:51 am to
In the Mississippi hills, just north of Lake Sardis,

lies a school for out of state students who are mentally retarded.

Too dumb for UT, Georgia, and Vandy,

they go to a sham called Ole Piss where they snort the nose candy.

Yes, it is quite a racist place,

though the PC police are quite a disgrace.

No longer does their campus fly the racist state flag,

and all of the male students are LGBT figs.
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 11:39 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:53 am to
leonard is back
that is a fact
mike may be gone
but you still get to taste that tiger schlong
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 10:54 am
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3214 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Nado Jenkins83


i know you got a few more of these
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1722 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:22 am to
Swamp cat rant at Reb
Will lose the game this weekend
Orgeron no job
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:27 am to
The team from Gaynesville
now must to play in Baton Rouge.
How embarrassing,
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:44 am to
Ole Miss Ole Miss how I loathe you

Your coach looks like he's sniffing poo-poo

your beta male bear

is gayer than gaytors

you will be beat worse than WVU Vs. Red Raiders

no NCs decorate your halls

Owlie said it best



Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

SeaCay



Looks like a gator fan is lost
A home game is all they say it will cost.
but alas a line in the sand was drawn,
and foley got doe eyed like he just lost his fawn.
while foley thought he was being stealthy,
the gators dline is now all healthy.
none of that will matter on 11/19
cuz this will be the biggest arse whooping the sec has seen.


gtfo gator queer. you will have to wait since you were scared 2 weeks ago

Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7823 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:17 pm to
grove overrated
Colonel reb is gone for good
Cold chicken tenders
Posted by 10888bge
H-Town
Member since Aug 2011
8421 posts
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:39 pm to
Dammit Loajamming, Haikus are for Bama week
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