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OM vs. LSU hate thread poems.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:31 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:31 am
We do not like you Land shark poo's
We do not like your baby blues
We do not like your stupid bear
not here not there not anywhere
Your tailgate's....ok
your forks are plastic
Tigers beating your arse Saturday will be fantastic.
No, but seriously, "F" Ole Miss
Here's to a good game and the grove is still 2nd best.
edit: realized I didn't finish title....my bad
We do not like your baby blues
We do not like your stupid bear
not here not there not anywhere
Your tailgate's....ok
your forks are plastic
Tigers beating your arse Saturday will be fantastic.
No, but seriously, "F" Ole Miss
Here's to a good game and the grove is still 2nd best.
edit: realized I didn't finish title....my bad
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 9:04 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:35 am to 10888bge
Concrete RV lot > the Grove!!!!
Tigerland > The Square!!!!
Nuff sed!!!!
Tigerland > The Square!!!!
Nuff sed!!!!
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:04 am to 10888bge
Machine gun Kelly going in dry
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:24 am to 10888bge
I Hate Ole Miss
-by Nado Jenkins83
Ole Miss is a relic of its former self
with a lack of trophies on their shelf.
The Grove is packed with Douchebags and queers.
You'd think an aggie game was near.
LSU may have lost in 2015,
But a new day has dawned and what a scene.
This year the game is in Red Stick,
With much much better food to pick.
The weather will be ideal,
and I will have shrimp to peel.
When the fans stay past halftime,
The noise level will climb.
Then Coach Freeze makes his way,
There will be no Miles across eating hay.
But there will be a coonass with his team ready to play
in the end Coach O won't say, "have a nice day!"
-by Nado Jenkins83
Ole Miss is a relic of its former self
with a lack of trophies on their shelf.
The Grove is packed with Douchebags and queers.
You'd think an aggie game was near.
LSU may have lost in 2015,
But a new day has dawned and what a scene.
This year the game is in Red Stick,
With much much better food to pick.
The weather will be ideal,
and I will have shrimp to peel.
When the fans stay past halftime,
The noise level will climb.
Then Coach Freeze makes his way,
There will be no Miles across eating hay.
But there will be a coonass with his team ready to play
in the end Coach O won't say, "have a nice day!"
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 10:22 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:52 am to 10888bge
i think i could have done better with more time
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:54 am to 10888bge
to both of you. a poet who uses plastic as a rhyming word deserves a pulitzer imo as does the poet who references peeling shrimp.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:40 am to 10888bge
Rip Rip Rip
Rap Rap Rap
Ole Miss Women
Got The Clap Clap Clap
Rap Rap Rap
Ole Miss Women
Got The Clap Clap Clap
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:45 am to TIGERFANZZ
In the south old women dress in the blue
the lay with hope with legs spread in a grove
they think of old glory that lasted but a short season in Rebel days that a black bear ate
they did have a who boy that broke his arm and tried to play
but if your a old Rebel you remember what happened in the end of the day
much of my life is sad and many a day I have felt the tear run down my face but at least I can say I am a Tiger and get to say Go To Hell Ole Miss
the lay with hope with legs spread in a grove
they think of old glory that lasted but a short season in Rebel days that a black bear ate
they did have a who boy that broke his arm and tried to play
but if your a old Rebel you remember what happened in the end of the day
much of my life is sad and many a day I have felt the tear run down my face but at least I can say I am a Tiger and get to say Go To Hell Ole Miss
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:49 am to MrCoachKlein
Machine Gun Kelly
LSU DB's get scorched
Rebels by thirty
LSU DB's get scorched
Rebels by thirty
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:51 am to 10888bge
In the Mississippi hills, just north of Lake Sardis,
lies a school for out of state students who are mentally retarded.
Too dumb for UT, Georgia, and Vandy,
they go to a sham called Ole Piss where they snort the nose candy.
Yes, it is quite a racist place,
though the PC police are quite a disgrace.
No longer does their campus fly the racist state flag,
and all of the male students are LGBT figs.
lies a school for out of state students who are mentally retarded.
Too dumb for UT, Georgia, and Vandy,
they go to a sham called Ole Piss where they snort the nose candy.
Yes, it is quite a racist place,
though the PC police are quite a disgrace.
No longer does their campus fly the racist state flag,
and all of the male students are LGBT figs.
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 11:39 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 10:53 am to CoachDon
leonard is back
that is a fact
mike may be gone
but you still get to taste that tiger schlong
that is a fact
mike may be gone
but you still get to taste that tiger schlong
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 10:54 am
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:17 am to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
Nado Jenkins83
i know you got a few more of these
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:22 am to 10888bge
Swamp cat rant at Reb
Will lose the game this weekend
Orgeron no job
Will lose the game this weekend
Orgeron no job
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:27 am to SeaCay
The team from Gaynesville
now must to play in Baton Rouge.
How embarrassing,
now must to play in Baton Rouge.
How embarrassing,
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:44 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Ole Miss Ole Miss how I loathe you
Your coach looks like he's sniffing poo-poo
your beta male bear
is gayer than gaytors
you will be beat worse than WVU Vs. Red Raiders
no NCs decorate your halls
Owlie said it best
Your coach looks like he's sniffing poo-poo
your beta male bear
is gayer than gaytors
you will be beat worse than WVU Vs. Red Raiders
no NCs decorate your halls
Owlie said it best
Posted on 10/20/16 at 11:48 am to SeaCay
quote:
SeaCay
Looks like a gator fan is lost
A home game is all they say it will cost.
but alas a line in the sand was drawn,
and foley got doe eyed like he just lost his fawn.
while foley thought he was being stealthy,
the gators dline is now all healthy.
none of that will matter on 11/19
cuz this will be the biggest arse whooping the sec has seen.
gtfo gator queer. you will have to wait since you were scared 2 weeks ago
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:17 pm to 10888bge
grove overrated
Colonel reb is gone for good
Cold chicken tenders
Colonel reb is gone for good
Cold chicken tenders
Posted on 10/20/16 at 12:39 pm to logjamming
Dammit Loajamming, Haikus are for Bama week
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