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Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:35 am to northalabamacracker
"Ohio Buckeyes
Are weak. SEC is strong."
You forgot Memphis
Are weak. SEC is strong."
You forgot Memphis
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:36 am to Lsupimp
The classic, make fun of someone's haiku skills, while screwing up your own. I'll help out...
Poor SavageOrangeJug
9 Straight caused his depression
Saban goes in dry
Poor SavageOrangeJug
9 Straight caused his depression
Saban goes in dry
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:38 am to CCTider
The Tennessee Vols
have another bad season.
Next year is their year.
The Tennessee Vols
Next year is always their year.
Obscurity looms.
have another bad season.
Next year is their year.
The Tennessee Vols
Next year is always their year.
Obscurity looms.
This post was edited on 11/4/15 at 10:58 am
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:51 am to LSUTigersVCURams
Lyle Jones Buttchugger
Head Coach of irrelevant
Has been, Tennessee
Head Coach of irrelevant
Has been, Tennessee
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:52 am to northalabamacracker
Why discuss Tenner
Thread is for playoff rankings
Not lesbo coaches
Thread is for playoff rankings
Not lesbo coaches
This post was edited on 11/4/15 at 10:53 am
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:53 am to craigbiggio
Best one yet. Bravo.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 10:58 am to craigbiggio
Lyle Jones Dyke lesbo
Tenner could not hire a male
Hoped no one noticed
Tenner could not hire a male
Hoped no one noticed
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:08 am to northalabamacracker
Tenn-es-see sucks arse
Tenn-es-see butt chugs al-so
There-fore Vols don't count
Tenn-es-see butt chugs al-so
There-fore Vols don't count
This post was edited on 11/4/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:09 am to northalabamacracker
Saban is the goat
SEC West eats its own
Tigers love goat meat
SEC West eats its own
Tigers love goat meat
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:12 am to SCwTiger
L-S-U fans melt
Even before the event
God knows what comes next
Even before the event
God knows what comes next
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:19 am to northalabamacracker
I prefer limericks.
There once was a Tiger from the swamp
Who looked great against terrible comp
But when he played the Tide
The Corndogs cried
Because in his arse a hole Bama stomped.
There once was a Tiger from the swamp
Who looked great against terrible comp
But when he played the Tide
The Corndogs cried
Because in his arse a hole Bama stomped.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:20 am to SCwTiger
Coon-arse likes from rear
Dry means with-out lu-bri-cant
Corn-dog rear meets dry
Dry means with-out lu-bri-cant
Corn-dog rear meets dry
This post was edited on 11/4/15 at 11:21 am
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:20 am to Jacknola
Serenity now
Feeling no anxiety
Fingernails aside
Feeling no anxiety
Fingernails aside
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:38 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
I prefer limericks.
There once was a Gump lost in Mamou
Who feel asleep in his canoe
While having a nightmare about Leonard
He fondled his microscopic penard
And woke up with a hand full of goo
Posted on 11/4/15 at 11:45 am to Lsupimp
The odor of corndog was strong
But the fan base was utterly wrong
Bug tried to run
But it was no fun
When tea bagged by swarming Tide dongs
But the fan base was utterly wrong
Bug tried to run
But it was no fun
When tea bagged by swarming Tide dongs
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:03 pm to Jacknola
The sidewalk-fan- Gump was proud of his tiny dick
Which he bestowed with the name "Little Nick"
But "Little Nick" let him down
And he left the Gump circle-jerk with a frown
When LSU returned a third Coker pick
This post was edited on 11/4/15 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:29 pm to STLSU
The trailer's on fire
Cousins are too drunk to frick
Saturday, Midnight.
Cousins are too drunk to frick
Saturday, Midnight.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:39 pm to Lsupimp
There once was a coach named Les
At game management he would just guess
Grass he did eat
But Bama he couldn't beat
Cause his team didn't have enough chest.
At game management he would just guess
Grass he did eat
But Bama he couldn't beat
Cause his team didn't have enough chest.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:46 pm to Lsupimp
The whiniest fanbase on Earth
Usually dominated by Bama on the turf
It's quite a disgrace
So they make lame jokes about fanbase
Because they have no sense of self-worth
Usually dominated by Bama on the turf
It's quite a disgrace
So they make lame jokes about fanbase
Because they have no sense of self-worth
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