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**Official CFB Playoff Rankings Haiku Thread**
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:44 pm
Alabama Rules
The committee got it right
LSU melts more
The committee got it right
LSU melts more
This post was edited on 11/3/15 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:45 pm to northalabamacracker
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:48 pm to rmnldr
Butthurt Tigers Cry
They never get the respect
Entitlement sucks
They never get the respect
Entitlement sucks
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:48 pm to northalabamacracker
Bama has a loss
What do we use to rank them?
The eyeballs work best
What do we use to rank them?
The eyeballs work best
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:48 pm to northalabamacracker
Suck my fricking cock
Suck my motherfricking cock
Aggy can teach you
Suck my motherfricking cock
Aggy can teach you
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:49 pm to northalabamacracker
LSU is gay
They love the fricking penis
Melt LSU melt
They love the fricking penis
Melt LSU melt
This post was edited on 11/3/15 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:52 pm to northalabamacracker
You're just like a poet laureate.
But with no intellect and talent.
Otherwise, just like a poet laureate.
But with no intellect and talent.
Otherwise, just like a poet laureate.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:52 pm to rockytop627
Buttchuggers Unranked
Drankin from their fart/sex holes
No respect for them
Drankin from their fart/sex holes
No respect for them
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:53 pm to TheTideMustRoll
You know who else is gay?
Not your mom. She's a slut
Not your mom. She's a slut
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:56 pm to northalabamacracker
Clemson is the one
LSU Tigers will frick
Bama in the butt
LSU Tigers will frick
Bama in the butt
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:57 pm to fierysnowman
Fierysnowman
Why is your butthole so hurt
Bama will be soft
Why is your butthole so hurt
Bama will be soft
Posted on 11/3/15 at 8:59 pm to northalabamacracker
Condoleezza Rice
Ambassador to the World
From Alabama
Ambassador to the World
From Alabama
This post was edited on 11/3/15 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:00 pm to northalabamacracker
Jeffrey Long Legend
Knows greatness when it is seen
Bama will be there
Knows greatness when it is seen
Bama will be there
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:01 pm to northalabamacracker
Bama's bugaboo
Will be buga all day long
Strike dat Heisman pose!
Will be buga all day long
Strike dat Heisman pose!
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:04 pm to STLSU
Booger, meet Rueban
Then your head will kiss your arse
Goodbye, counting stars
Then your head will kiss your arse
Goodbye, counting stars
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:07 pm to northalabamacracker
Well played chap
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:09 pm to STLSU
You get it. This is the perfect opportunity for LSU to air their grievances in prose.
Cheers.
Cheers.
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