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Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:13 pm to northalabamacracker
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:13 pm to northalabamacracker
Zomg bama
Ranked fourth and doesn't matter
Our winner takes all...
Ranked fourth and doesn't matter
Our winner takes all...
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:16 pm to northalabamacracker
Jeff Long knows the rules
Only one thing to avoid
Bama mulligan
Only one thing to avoid
Bama mulligan
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:16 pm to northalabamacracker
A Monsoon of tears
Howls as loud as lightning's strike
Saban asks, "U Mad?"
Howls as loud as lightning's strike
Saban asks, "U Mad?"
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:17 pm to STLSU
Winner takes all when
That winner is from Bama
Roll Tide Crimson Tide
That winner is from Bama
Roll Tide Crimson Tide
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:20 pm to northalabamacracker
Melts are so much fun
Melt is my favorite word
Gumps are row tahd did
Melt is my favorite word
Gumps are row tahd did
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:21 pm to CCTider
Legendary Long
And Mrs Rice know who butters
The SECs bread
And Mrs Rice know who butters
The SECs bread
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:21 pm to northalabamacracker
Tigers blame Jeff Long
But he doesn't rank the teams
That's Tom Ritter's job
But he doesn't rank the teams
That's Tom Ritter's job
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:24 pm to dbeck
Jeff Long, Tom Ritter
Both with the vision to see
Who the best team is
Both with the vision to see
Who the best team is
Posted on 11/3/15 at 9:37 pm to northalabamacracker
Is this how you sweet talk your cousin before you frick?
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:29 pm to fierysnowman
Leslie Miles Retard
Long has set up for failure
Good bye playoff hope
Long has set up for failure
Good bye playoff hope
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:34 pm to fierysnowman
Coach Nicky Saban
He created LSU
Never going back
He created LSU
Never going back
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:35 pm to northalabamacracker
Second in the lists,
Days until the promised bliss,
I said no teeth, Gump.
Days until the promised bliss,
I said no teeth, Gump.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:37 pm to northalabamacracker
Bama too high
Ritter must be on committee
The REC wins again
Ritter must be on committee
The REC wins again
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:37 pm to Tigerlaff
Web footed swamp rats
Butt sore over Bama's rank
Ritter for the win
Butt sore over Bama's rank
Ritter for the win
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:39 pm to northalabamacracker
LSU forced to
Dine directly from Ritters
shitter once again
Dine directly from Ritters
shitter once again
This post was edited on 11/3/15 at 11:40 pm
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:45 pm to northalabamacracker
Not a tear was shed,
Your fan base deaf, dumb, inbred,
Brains stunted by lead.
Your fan base deaf, dumb, inbred,
Brains stunted by lead.
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:51 pm to northalabamacracker
North Alabama
Is the shittiest place in the world
OP is a fig
Is the shittiest place in the world
OP is a fig
Posted on 11/4/15 at 12:02 am to Tigerlaff
Miles versus Saban
No matter what the outcome
"Saban to Texas"
No matter what the outcome
"Saban to Texas"
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