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re: Need Help: Moving to Alabama
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:38 pm to thelawnwranglers
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:38 pm to thelawnwranglers
Menswear is for top tier recruits ... we don't waste those resources on bandwagon fans that speak foreign languages ...
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Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:39 pm to Errerrerrwere
Just call 2 Coonasses and a Truck, and come on baw, we just started accepting applications. 
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:59 pm to Weagle25
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Your tooth sure is pretty
Haha dumb booger eater. If you weren't one dem queers you'd knows we don't like our women with any tooths.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:05 pm to labamafan
boogs gonna boog
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:17 pm to Errerrerrwere
Don't forget to buy some pom-poms. 
I can't wait until Saban retires and Shula returns to Bama.
I can't wait until Saban retires and Shula returns to Bama.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:24 pm to ArkLaTexTiger
What's wrong with Pom poms?
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They are definitely more sanitary than piss balloons.......
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They are definitely more sanitary than piss balloons.......
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:39 pm to Errerrerrwere
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I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game.
There's no doubt you've heard that song so many times, you already know the words.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:43 pm to justausedcarguy
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What's wrong with Pom poms?
They're girly.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:53 pm to ArkLaTexTiger
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Don't forget to buy some pom-poms.
He won't need new ones. He can dye his old set instead.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 5:54 pm to Errerrerrwere
Just pull out all your teeth and don't bathe. You'll fit right in
Posted on 11/27/16 at 6:03 pm to Errerrerrwere
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1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear. I'm especially excited about my new houndstooth scarf and matching slacks (non-pleated) with script A's printed on them.
T-Town Menswear or bust.
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2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated.
Walk up and say "Auburn sucks". That's what makes the panties drop.
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3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game.
Rammer Jammer is something all LSU fans already know the lyrics to. They hear it frequently.
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4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well.
Wire Road, in Lee County. Don't wear anything crimson, though. It pisses off the locals.
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5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow?
Way out of style. We wear braids now. Otherwise, your New Iberia haircut will be just fine.
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 6:12 pm to Errerrerrwere
Bama has its share of rednecks...but to pretend like Louisiana doesnt?
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:02 pm to ChoadieMcSmalls
Ok. So do we still worship the ground Bear is under or is it all Saban at this point?
TIA
TIA
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:24 pm to Errerrerrwere
Welcome to the trailer park baw...Rebel flag, MAGA hat, hounds tooth jorts, Bear Bryant tatoo will put you in wit the kinfolks
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:25 pm to Errerrerrwere
You wear pleated pants?
Who still does that?
Who still does that?
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:28 pm to BradPitt
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cousin's uncle in Birmingham is renting out a room in his single wide. He accepts, meth, heroine and food stamps. Hell of a deal if you ask me.
So, your dad?
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:55 pm to Bham4Tide
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You wear pleated pants? Who still does that?
I don't know if I have the patience to help you guys READ!
Posted on 11/27/16 at 7:59 pm to Bham4Tide
mom jeans and pleated pants are back.
unfortunately.
unfortunately.
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