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Need Help: Moving to Alabama
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:11 pm
With the hiring of our new coach and losing four games this season; I've decided I want to be a part of UA Football. So much so, I'm willing to cross two state lines to do so. I've made so many friends from tSECR that live in Alabama; I don't think this will be a problem; but some quick ideas could help out a lot.
I'm going to need some help with the following:
1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear. I'm especially excited about my new houndstooth scarf and matching slacks (non-pleated) with script A's printed on them.
2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated.
3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game.
4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well.
5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow?
I can't wait for your thoughts and suggestions. And I look forward to starting a new journey in my life where winning is a tradition!
I'm going to need some help with the following:
1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear. I'm especially excited about my new houndstooth scarf and matching slacks (non-pleated) with script A's printed on them.
2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated.
3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game.
4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well.
5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow?
I can't wait for your thoughts and suggestions. And I look forward to starting a new journey in my life where winning is a tradition!
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Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:13 pm to Errerrerrwere
I laughed. One of the more creative ones. Upvote
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:15 pm to Errerrerrwere
pretty good lol
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:18 pm to Errerrerrwere
Seat's taken...
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:19 pm to Errerrerrwere
5 - Can you see? Not long enough if the answer is yes. The inability to see will help you blend in with the rest of the shitty drivers in the state.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:21 pm to Errerrerrwere
Are you serious? Why would you do that?
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:22 pm to Errerrerrwere
1) Walmart, obviously.
2) How is your momma and them?
3) Watch YouTube videos of the past 6 LSU games. Go to the end and the Bama fans will be singing Rammer Jammer.
4) Most of us have month to month trailer rentals in our parks. Just ask around.
5) It is harder than it looks. Just grow it out and ask for the JPW at the barber shop.
2) How is your momma and them?
3) Watch YouTube videos of the past 6 LSU games. Go to the end and the Bama fans will be singing Rammer Jammer.
4) Most of us have month to month trailer rentals in our parks. Just ask around.
5) It is harder than it looks. Just grow it out and ask for the JPW at the barber shop.
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:24 pm to Errerrerrwere
1) since houndstooth is popular everywhere, Saks or Vonn Maur will work. However if you still want to wear purple and yellow, no one outside of the swamp wears that shite.
2.) Not good with pick up lines, but I would not offer up a nutria dinner for a date. Most people here don't eat rodents.
3) don't worry about tickets, you can't afford them.
4) You will have to go to Lee Co for that
5) As a female it is a matter of preference. If you are male hair dos like duck dynasty or swamp people will get you noticed in a bad way.
Hope this helps
2.) Not good with pick up lines, but I would not offer up a nutria dinner for a date. Most people here don't eat rodents.
3) don't worry about tickets, you can't afford them.
4) You will have to go to Lee Co for that
5) As a female it is a matter of preference. If you are male hair dos like duck dynasty or swamp people will get you noticed in a bad way.
Hope this helps
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:29 pm to Errerrerrwere
Thanks guys! I knew I could count on you...
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:30 pm to Errerrerrwere
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I'm going to need some help
This has nothing to do with Alabama but I do agree. Might I suggest your local Yellow Pages or Google at your local library under Psychiatric Services? You appear to need immediate help so I wouldn't wait until I moved if I were you...which I am not, thank God.
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1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear
Save your money for the shrink.
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2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated.
You're interested in your kin and you are not even in Alabama yet...should tell you something, and it has nothing to do with Alabama either but again you can talk to the shrink about this too
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3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game.
Damn, please save your money here too....we don't need a mentally disturbed perv at the games
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4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well.
You should consult the Yellow Pages here or Google at the local library with this as well. I'd imagine it is an upgrade from your RV, good for you
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5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow?
Long enough to cover up the ugly...so that would be to your chin
Hope this helps!
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:30 pm to Bama54
Loved it, and the responses. Upvote. Always funny when there is some truth to it.
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:32 pm to Errerrerrwere
One of the most self-explanatory thread titles I've ever seen.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 3:33 pm to Errerrerrwere
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1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear. I'm especially excited about my new houndstooth scarf and matching slacks (non-pleated) with script A's printed on them.
Wal-Marts (it has a S on the end around here)
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2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated.
Your tooth sure is pretty
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5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow?
To the eyebrows and then just keep combing it over. No need for haircuts anymore
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:13 pm to Errerrerrwere
My cousin's uncle in Birmingham is renting out a room in his single wide. He accepts, meth, heroine and food stamps. Hell of a deal if you ask me.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:19 pm to Errerrerrwere
We'd be happy to accept many of the LSU guys on this board. You would never make the cut. 
O well
O well Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:24 pm to JuiceTerry
Now what you had to go and do that?
This post was edited on 11/27/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:30 pm to Errerrerrwere
1) looking for a good store that sells UA Football gear. I'm especially excited about my new houndstooth scarf and matching slacks (non-pleated) with script A's printed on them. THE SUPESTORE IS THE PLACE FOR ALL BAMA GEAR THAT IS NIKE AND AUTHENTIC. POLOS ARE GENERALLY 75 BUCKS AND HATS AROUND 30 BUCKS. IF YOU ARE UPPER CRUST AND DON'T MIND PAYING $150 FOR A LONG SLEEVE BAMA BUTTON DOWN OR $200 FOR A PAIR OF KHAKI PANTS THEN THE LOCKER ROOM IS YOUR PLACE. THEY HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS FOR THE ELEPHANT OXFORDS, PULLOVERS AND POLOS. AGAIN, ITS PRICEY. A WOOL BAMA PULLOVER LIKE I WEAR RUNS ABOUT $150. MY KHAKI SHORTS DURING HOT WEATHER WITH THE A ON THE BACK HIP ARE ABOUT $80. IF THESE AREN'T YOUR SPEED YOU CAN FIND BETTER DEALS AT WAL MART.
2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated. CANT HELP YOU. YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN IF YOU ARE INTO INCEST. YOU NEED TO KEEP THAT YOUR BUSINESS AND JUST A SUGGESTION BUT MAYBE GET SOME COUNSELING. EITHER WAY, THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR COUSINS.
3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game. SEASON TICKETS YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO WWW.ROLLTIDE.COM AND REGISTER FOR SEASON TIX. THEN IT COMES DOWN TO SENIORITY. YOU WILL PROBABLY WAIT ANYWHERE FROM 15 TO 20 YEARS..AS FAR AS RAMMA JAMMA...HEY____WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU, RAMMA JAMMA YELLOW HAMMA GIVE HELL ALABAMA. YOU DON'T NEED LYRICS UNLESS YOU ARE RETARDED BUT CONSIDERING YOU ARE INTO INCEST YOU MAY BE.
4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well. CANT HELP YOU THERE AS WELL. I NEVER LIVED IN ONE. THERE ARE TRAILER PARKS IN ALABAMA. ABOUT AS MANY AS IN LA SO YOU COULD SAVE SOME TIME AND GO NEXT DOOR AND ASK WHAT IS USUALLY THE RATIO OF FURNISHED TO UNFURNISHED. IT PROBABLY RUNS THE SAME IN BAMA OR CLOSE TO IT.
5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow? IF YOU'RE OVER 19 YOU WILL GET LAUGHED AT IF YOU WEAR THESE. THIS IS FOR HIGH SCHOOL, EARLY COLLEGE YEARS BUT IF YOU INSIST, YOU NEED TO LET THEM GROW DOWN TO WHERE THEY TOUCH YOUR EYEBALLS. SINCE YOU WILL BE SLEEPING WITH FAMILY MEMBERS YOU WON'T BE WORRYING ABOUT GIRLS ANYHOO.
I can't wait for your thoughts and suggestions. And I look forward to starting a new journey in my life where winning is a tradition! YES, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AWESOME TO BE A BAMA FAN. EVEN IN THE EARLY 2000'S WE KNEW WE WOULD BE BACK WHEN SCHOLLIE LIMITS WERE REMOVED. ITS A GREAT LIFE. YOU WILL KNOW THE MEANING OF POWER AND EXCELLENCE. YOU WILL KNOW THE FEELING OF WALKING INTO ANOTHER TEAMS STADIUM AND PEOPLE ARE IN AWE OF YOU. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE NIRVANA.
2) I have a few cousins living there now in Birmingham- pick up lines would be appreciated. CANT HELP YOU. YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN IF YOU ARE INTO INCEST. YOU NEED TO KEEP THAT YOUR BUSINESS AND JUST A SUGGESTION BUT MAYBE GET SOME COUNSELING. EITHER WAY, THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR COUSINS.
3) of course tickets to the game. I'm looking for season tickets as I don't want to miss any of my new team's games. I would also need the lyrics to "Rammer Jammer" so I can have them memorized before the first game. SEASON TICKETS YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO WWW.ROLLTIDE.COM AND REGISTER FOR SEASON TIX. THEN IT COMES DOWN TO SENIORITY. YOU WILL PROBABLY WAIT ANYWHERE FROM 15 TO 20 YEARS..AS FAR AS RAMMA JAMMA...HEY____WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU, RAMMA JAMMA YELLOW HAMMA GIVE HELL ALABAMA. YOU DON'T NEED LYRICS UNLESS YOU ARE RETARDED BUT CONSIDERING YOU ARE INTO INCEST YOU MAY BE.
4) any already furnished trailer parks would be helpful, as well. CANT HELP YOU THERE AS WELL. I NEVER LIVED IN ONE. THERE ARE TRAILER PARKS IN ALABAMA. ABOUT AS MANY AS IN LA SO YOU COULD SAVE SOME TIME AND GO NEXT DOOR AND ASK WHAT IS USUALLY THE RATIO OF FURNISHED TO UNFURNISHED. IT PROBABLY RUNS THE SAME IN BAMA OR CLOSE TO IT.
5) "Bama bangs!" How far do I let them grow? IF YOU'RE OVER 19 YOU WILL GET LAUGHED AT IF YOU WEAR THESE. THIS IS FOR HIGH SCHOOL, EARLY COLLEGE YEARS BUT IF YOU INSIST, YOU NEED TO LET THEM GROW DOWN TO WHERE THEY TOUCH YOUR EYEBALLS. SINCE YOU WILL BE SLEEPING WITH FAMILY MEMBERS YOU WON'T BE WORRYING ABOUT GIRLS ANYHOO.
I can't wait for your thoughts and suggestions. And I look forward to starting a new journey in my life where winning is a tradition! YES, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN AWESOME TO BE A BAMA FAN. EVEN IN THE EARLY 2000'S WE KNEW WE WOULD BE BACK WHEN SCHOLLIE LIMITS WERE REMOVED. ITS A GREAT LIFE. YOU WILL KNOW THE MEANING OF POWER AND EXCELLENCE. YOU WILL KNOW THE FEELING OF WALKING INTO ANOTHER TEAMS STADIUM AND PEOPLE ARE IN AWE OF YOU. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE NIRVANA.
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:35 pm to Errerrerrwere
This ain't the federal government, slick ... there's a line and a process ... we're not opposed to people improving their fandom, but it will be by our rules ...
Posted on 11/27/16 at 4:36 pm to Errerrerrwere
1. T-town menswear is your first and last stop no?
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