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Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:51 pm to Garfield
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Doubtful, if he only pursued sluts he would never have had any problems at UGA.
That is an unfair statement.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:52 pm to Elleshoe
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Georgia girls kiss and tell too much.
Very possible.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:52 pm to deeprig9
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What car dealership will Mett be working at in 2014?
the same one where Murray will be utilizing a worthless Industrial Psychology PhD
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:55 pm to Elleshoe
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the same one where Murray will be utilizing a worthless Industrial Psychology PhD
B.S. bro. He will be very useful. Murray is short enough to clean under the cars.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:56 pm to Garfield
I just think its hilarious people are bragging about how the academics of fricking football players like it matters.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:58 pm to GCTiger11
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Yeah you could really tell on that 10 yard run to the endzone before half when you were guys were rolling us 14-3. I guess Saban reminded him at halftime he was supposed to be playing hurt.
I don't recall him ever showing the pain during a game except for when it happened.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:16 pm to Elleshoe
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I just think its hilarious people are bragging about how the academics of fricking football players like it matters.
We are talking about student athletes.
And Murray's 1st year numbers (with no running game and shitty defense) are better than Mett's.
So he's better, athletically, as well.
And he doesn't have a criminal record.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:19 pm to deeprig9
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And he doesn't have a criminal record.
but he has had a penis in or around his mouth
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:24 pm to Elleshoe
If that's all you got, I win.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:25 pm to deeprig9
Cool. You roll with the homosexual with a worthless degree. I'll roll with the guy who didn't lose two SEC title games in a row.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:28 pm to Elleshoe
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I'll roll with the guy who hasn't played in two SEC title games in a row.
Suit yourself.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:29 pm to Elleshoe
What is Mett's major? Don't make me google it.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:32 pm to deeprig9
who gives a frick? You're really talking about football players' majors? You know your program is in the depths of dispair.
I'm passing out like your wife at a frat party. Have fun.
I'm passing out like your wife at a frat party. Have fun.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 11:59 pm to Elleshoe
What car wash will Mett be promoting in 2014?
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:15 am to Garfield
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Did he not play as well in other games?
Do you actually watch college football or just Alabama?
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:15 am to deeprig9
Hello! I'm your old buddy Zachk Metterfranker! Come on down to Mettenberger's Carwash for a special deal we've got THIS WEEK ONLY.... buy a Regular Carwash, and we'll hose off your tires FOR FREE!!!!!
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Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:18 am to deeprig9
Yeah I'll take the dumbass over the homosexual.
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:20 am to deeprig9
quote:Comedy gold right here. It just allowed me to paint the picture of his TV ad in my head. You certainly have a way with words. Surely Chicken has this thread bookmarked to move to the Classics Board after this overwhelmingly hilarious post.
Hello! I'm your old buddy Zachk Metterfranker! Come on down to Mettenberger's Carwash for a special deal we've got THIS WEEK ONLY.... buy a Regular Carwash, and we'll hose off your tires FOR FREE!!!!!
Posted on 3/10/13 at 12:22 am to TxTiger82
I've got photographic evidence that Murray isnt' homo, but I'd be banned for posting it.
Speaking of gay, how about that disney channel hair Bieber shite that Mett has been rocking for 4 years.
Speaking of gay, how about that disney channel hair Bieber shite that Mett has been rocking for 4 years.
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